This board has made me so fucking autistic jesus christ
>Getting on bus (I live somewhere public transport is the norm) >Pretty girl behind me asks "can I pay for this bus with card or do you need cash? >Tell her its cash or bus pass only >"Ah shit" >Offer her the cash >"Oh wow user, thank you so much, I'll revolut you the money back I promise just give me your Instagram, I'm Jenna by the way, whats your name?" >Tell her I don't have Insta, do not tell her my name >"Oh ok whats your Snap?" >Tell her she doesn't have to pay me and I don't have Snapchat or any proprietary software >Start ranting about open source shit >"Wow.... you really live in the dark ages" >I am consumed by the spirit of a manic pixie dream girl >Say "No, just the real world" and walk off
Sorry but no. A real Any Forumschad would've slaied right then and there with his GNU+Linux IBM Thinkpad, exchanging GNU +Chat PGP keys.
Levi Davis
[Pretty girl enters the scene] > "Oh wow user, thank you so much, I'll revolut you the money back I promise just give me your Instagram, I'm Jenna by the way, whats your name?" [user talks] > I don't use Instagram or any other social media. You can add me in telegram though. [qt again] > What's telegram? I don't use that app [user replies] > It's like whatsapp but better, here's my number/username [user writes and hands over a paper with his number/username written] You just download it, install it and make and account in less than 5 minutes, it's pretty good [cutie again] > umm ok i'll download it, thanks again user ;) [End of scene]
[Neutral ending] user didn't receive any messages afterwards but it's quite happy knowing he don't need to trespass on his ideals to be reachable
[Improbable ending] user did receive a message and the girl reach to user. user and qt talk quite often. user made a friend :) perhaps if things go smooth more than a friend ;)
Asher Jackson
Oh damn i didn't acknowledge "Jenna" had a name and in the first dialog she asked for user's name my fanfic is ruined ;_;