>have web-dev interview
>goes astoundingly well
>make the hr roastie laugh
>she loves me
>final question
>"We do mandate the vaccine, will that be an issue?"
what are the technological implications of this ?? I just sperged and said "n-negotiable!". Needle hurty !!! POINTY NEEDLE HURTY !!! WHY DON'T THEY GET IT ?? POINTY NEEDLE HURTY FUCK YOU
Have web-dev interview
Nolan Clark
Ryder Murphy
Dude how old are you, I stopped being scared of shots and needles after like age 9.
Hunter Johnson
Why do I have to get it?
Angel Ortiz
Because you are wrong.
Samuel Nguyen
Ace the interview, roastie wanting to jump on your cock
She asks vaccine
Say yes that will be a major issue and then walk out
True chad move
Jacob Kelly
>mandate
>will that be an issue?
Yes.
Dylan Diaz
Because your potential coworkers don't want you to spread preventable diseases to them
Nathaniel Ramirez
You sound like an autist, sorry for you.
Andrew Watson
Asshole detected.
Evan Lee
You are more likely to spread asymptomatically with the vaccine
And if they have it and the vaccine is effective, why are they worried about getting it in the first place? companies never asked for vax records before, it was only schools
Lucas Martinez
Corona only has a 99.997% survival rate chud
Gavin Martinez
Corona is still a thing in your countries? Lmao
Jayden Richardson
QUI?!
You just have to, okay?
Oi, slav--janny boy, shut this one down.
Henry Stewart
>You are more likely to spread asymptomatically with the vaccine
That's only an issue if at least one person is unvaccinated, hence the vaccine mandate
Chase Brown
based
Justin Gray
Thank you for worrying about me, but I'll take my chances of about 99% of being just fine
Carter Gomez
because a good job offer you got mandates it? If a job is good but needs me to shave for whatever reason i can either do that or search for another place. Also the chances of having real health issues from it is lower than getting them from covid itself, so it shouldnt really be a health issue either. They probably have groups that are at risk. If you dont wanna get it just search for another job. This is the pragmatic viewpoint here.
Liam Bennett
>OP filters himself
Lmao.
Good job we don't hire stupid fucks like you. Why would we risk the dept. health just because you think Gates wants to microchip you? You're really not that special. God forbid you pass on the virus to someone who is old or has a health condition.
Joseph Williams
>God forbid you pass on the virus to someone who is old or has a health condition.
Why don't those people just get vaccinated?
Gabriel Ortiz
They are? If you aren't vaccinated you are more likely to transmit the virus and if you were to catch it you will be worse off.
Nicholas Rogers
Take it and use that money to rage against "them"
Ask if you are allowed to get a non rna (inflammation) vaccine
Ryan Garcia
ITT future HCA winners
Alexander Morales
working in a cubical is totally worth becoming a spike protein factory
so many cope posters who caved in and got it lol
Liam Cooper
No need to be such a pain in the ass. I'm sure you have already gotten other vaccines while growing up. You can always give up on the job though I'm sure they can easily find other people for the job.
Jose Harris
Translated: I do not have a job, nor could I deal with adulthood therefore I use a made up anti-vax theory in an attempt to justify not working.
Let me guess, you're communist and fight for 'the cause'?
>pic rel