Are you an Alice?
How to become an Alice?
Step 1:
>stop using Any Forums
First you need a pair of these
Friendly little thing
I'm too jaded to try hard at work
More or less, except the certs part because no one cares about that here.
I'm a Bob.
bet you could hire a chinese company to write code for you.
Nice word salad faggot.
Here's something specific, mentally ill pedo tranny , become part of the 43%.
Based Bob
> I’m going to wage so much harder than you!
Knew an Alice. Always the first at the office and last to leave (and humble bragged about it too). It doesn’t get you anywhere and it didn’t for her.
I'm a Dave, who gets 3 remote jobs and throws as much work as he can on Alice's back because she's so much better than him while making more than her and flying under the radar
>that's why I named you sue
The last three companies I quit had a train of resignations after I handed in my notice, so probably.
I don't even try that hard but I turn my brain on when I do, which is apparently enough to set me apart.
>certs
yikes
ywnbaw unironically
become a femboy instead
Pic related
Mallory sisters???
I work efficiently for 1 hour per day then goof off for 7
be a sociopath and also lop off your cock and balls
You have to win the Alice Game