Programming memes thread

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mock foolish people

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> php harder than c

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>php
>hard
?????

rust is more cult than c though

>C
>Not Enterprise
>Rust
>Not Cult

Java as hard as Rust? This sum bullshit

F* more enterprisey than both F# and OCaml?

>Haskell
>Hard
It isn't, not even joking. It is suprisingly easy if you learn it right.

Yes. OCaml is intelligent people at Jane Street. F* is wagies at microsoft.

It is I guess because it sucks more.

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is c the ultimate language? do you have to start doing assembly if you want to be more based than c?

Rust is a cult, go read the comments section on rust conf vids

No, you should learn B:

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btw if you want to be more "based" than assembly, try writing machine opcodes by hand - can give a decent speedup.

It's elegant but stupid people trip over themselves ewhich is entertaining to watch.

C is incredibly easy if you have a basic knowledge of algorithms and data structures

Kek

It depends on whether you want your software to be portable to different architectures.

I simply use x86 because I'm a genius

for fucking real