EVERYTHING IN JAVASCRIPT IS AN OBJECT, EVERYTHING IN JAVASCRIPT IS AN OBJECT...

EVERYTHING IN JAVASCRIPT IS AN OBJECT, EVERYTHING IN JAVASCRIPT IS AN OBJECT, EVERYTHING IN JAVASCRIPT IS FUCKING OBJECT.

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Even women?

If it's in Javascript, yes.

Everything on planet earth is an object.

wow, just like Java! I wonder where they got that idea from.

This guy looks so much like me, it's uncanny.

EVERYTHING IN LINUX IS A FILE, EVERYTHING IN LINUX IS A FILE, EVERYTHING IN LINUX IS A FILE, EVERYTHING IN LINUX IS A FILE, EVERYTHING IN LINUX IS A FILE, EVERYTHING IN LINUX IS A FILE,

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>hello, yes i've been a javascript programmer for three days here is my post

FUCKING WHY!?

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Everything in JavaScript is terrible mistake.

Lispiness

Same in python

linux is the kernel

Why the fuck do you dorks even care about this pedantic shit? Just learn what you need to learn in order to accomplish your desired task.
Is JS is unenjoyable to work with? Yes. I don't care, it pays well.
Does it get exhausting, adding a new skill to my tech stack every six months? Yes. Still don't care.
It is what it is. Find a better reason to do whay you do, and you wouldn't be able to care less about these systemic flaws.

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everything in any language is a list!

YOUR MOM IS A LIST!

>x = x + 1

How does this stupid concept even work
it is fucking illogical,
programming is for fucking schizo retards, LOL

sir literals aren't objects on java, they can be boxed into objects

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It's the same in JavaScript

x+=1
better?

>x+=1

X plus WHAT ??????? NOTHING ??????

I swear to god, programming is the worst thing that happened to science

troll or legitimately retarded

Where's the problem?

>filtered by sub ground floor, pre-entry level concept
Stay flipping burgers

>x = x + 1
>x = (x+1) + 1
>x = ( (x+1) + 1) + 1
>x = ( ( (x+1) + 1) + 1 ) + 1
>..
>..
>..

Yep, makes perfect sense.