>every languages compiles to it
>crazy fast virtual machine
There's a new sheriff in town gentlemen.
JavaScript is here to stay.
Deal with it and bow down to your new master.
JS is the new C
>every languages compiles to it
No.
>crazy fast virtual machine
Hell no.
cope
NEVER
I'LL NEVER JOIN YOU I'LL DIE FIRST
setTimeout(()=>{}, 1);
I hate when I have to do this.
setImmediate
is the correct one for what you probably want to achieve
>crazy fast virtual machine
until it's time for garbage collection
transpiling is not compiling
Nothing personel
It's only good for web leave it where it belongs also do not "compile" shit to it only bad idea for performance
>Using JavaScript to block JavaScript
kek
>setImmediate
This method is not expected to become standard
python > javashit
>python = javashit
fixed, there you go
ah, yes. the language with the shittest ecosystem will become "the new C". kill yourself.
And just like C it's shit
would fit, isn't C also known for it's utter dogshit standard library?
Good thing my codebase is always small because I have small brain
No. Compiling's definition fit.
Wouldn't that make it the new asm or machine language
I feel the same
exit(EXIT_FAILURE);
>concurrent garbage collector
blocks your path
>It's only good for web
but everything run in the browser now
even fucking Word and Excel
presentations are also now just webpages
>bad idea for performance
it outperforms Python so that's still a win
yeah this amazingly high performance runtime
that is heavily biased towards small programs
ideal for benchmark scams aimed at idiots
also I heard CPU have these ALU things that perform operations on integers
let's have a language that makes sure to never use it yeah, sounds like a cool idea