JS is the new C

>every languages compiles to it
>crazy fast virtual machine
There's a new sheriff in town gentlemen.
JavaScript is here to stay.
Deal with it and bow down to your new master.

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>every languages compiles to it
No.
>crazy fast virtual machine
Hell no.

cope

NEVER

I'LL NEVER JOIN YOU I'LL DIE FIRST

setTimeout(()=>{}, 1);

I hate when I have to do this.

setImmediate
is the correct one for what you probably want to achieve

>crazy fast virtual machine
until it's time for garbage collection

transpiling is not compiling

Nothing personel

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It's only good for web leave it where it belongs also do not "compile" shit to it only bad idea for performance

>Using JavaScript to block JavaScript
kek

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>setImmediate
This method is not expected to become standard

python > javashit

>python = javashit
fixed, there you go

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ah, yes. the language with the shittest ecosystem will become "the new C". kill yourself.

And just like C it's shit

would fit, isn't C also known for it's utter dogshit standard library?

Good thing my codebase is always small because I have small brain

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No. Compiling's definition fit.

Wouldn't that make it the new asm or machine language

I feel the same
exit(EXIT_FAILURE);

>concurrent garbage collector
blocks your path

>It's only good for web
but everything run in the browser now
even fucking Word and Excel
presentations are also now just webpages

>bad idea for performance
it outperforms Python so that's still a win

yeah this amazingly high performance runtime
that is heavily biased towards small programs
ideal for benchmark scams aimed at idiots
also I heard CPU have these ALU things that perform operations on integers
let's have a language that makes sure to never use it yeah, sounds like a cool idea