First day at work

Wouldn't that be good though?
Your boss comes up to you and asks you to do some shit or thinks you're doing nothing and just being lazy you can always reply
>Sorry Boss, I was just tracing this cable mess over here!
This also gives you a years long eternity project which means almost guaranteed job security. Just remember to occasionally disconnect some important wire then plug back in when someone complains so people don't start thinking none of them cables actually do anything.

>Wtf am I looking at ?

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>be me
>actual sperg
>get told to organize the shop
>its yuge and a fucking mess
>use my sperg powers
>move half of the shit to an empty building across town
>wow user this looks great!
>no one understands my system
>cant find any equipment they need for jobs
>cant find it because its across town
>i save the day constantly by finding the shit when they ask where something is after looking for two days
>people complain they cant find shit
>point out to boss how fucking neat and organized the shop is and youd have to be an actual fucking retard to not be able to find fucking air movers
>good point user
>few weeks of this same shit go on
>get put on shop duty full time because "you really got a system that works here user, but those fuckheads cant find shit."
>spend my work days shitposting and playing vidya in my autism cubby in the loft

>nerves are that big
For really?

It would be painful

bring a hacksaw, scissors wont work

BRRRR

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you're a big server room

For (You)

fr fr no cap wtf im lookin at hur?

>>cant find any equipment they need for jobs
>>cant find it because its across town
>>i save the day constantly by finding the shit when they ask where something is after looking for two days
no one bothers to ask "where do you store xx?"