What would you do if you saw someone using this at your local cafe?

what would you do if you saw someone using this at your local cafe?

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nothing, why would I do anything

While this is especially faggy, bringing any laptop to a cafe is obnoxious and a massive manlet flag.

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>bringing any laptop to a cafe is obnoxious and a massive manlet flag.
everyone sitting in a cafe is using a laptop you mong

i would hack them with my 1337 arch thinkpad

No they're not, weirdo faggot. Stop trying to cope. You look like a loser using one and everyone around you thinks the same. People barely sit in cafes these days. Small. family owned cafes are for relaxing discussion, not computers. Places like Starbucks? Nobody really sits in those. Only the socially awkward people that sit on their laptop in the back.

envy them, I want to buy one because it seems comfy to take notes on there and then take it to bed at night and watch movies. I wouldn't buy the shitty keyboard though.

Leave and go back to my basement.

>No they're not, weirdo faggot. Stop trying to cope. You look like a loser using one and everyone around you thinks the same. People barely sit in cafes these days.
every single coffee shop I go to has every seat filled by someone on a laptop

So? That doesn't mean it's not a loser thing to do. People don't sit in cafes anymore. It's a thing of the past. When it comes to coffee, it's starbucks. They aren't places to hang out, they're places to get coffee and go somewhere else.

Don't you have free libraries in your country, user?

Nothing. I use my Tab S7+™ instead of my laptop sometimes because of how light and compact it is, I assume it's the same deal with the iPad

What if I have to spend a couple hours in the city, waiting for someone else, or whatever? Should I just go sit on a bench in the park and scratch my balls or should I try to get some work done while drinking coffee?

Fewer people do sit in bistros and cafes in the U.S. - it reflects how the poor state of society today with everyone addicted to social media yet increasingly alienated.

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the libraries smell like piss because of homeless people using it as jackoff machines and high school students

Why would you have your laptop with you in that situation? You know normal people don't bring laptops with them, right? Laptops are for a portable solution that you can take to work and back. People don't use more than their phones in their daily life.
Listen, I'm not harping at you. You can do whatever you want. I'm just saying that it's not normal, society-wise, to do it. But as we all know, society is retarded and faggoty. So you do you.

It's funny. I went from traditional desktop to tablet PC but now I'm finding current pocketable phablet type devices are becoming just as viable.

>Why would you have your laptop with you in that situation?
Because I know that I'll have a couple of hours where I can work?

If he's was watching porn, gore or hentai I would tell him to do it somewhere else. Otherwise I would just keep doing my things, whatever they may be.

For most people, a couple hours of having a better machine to work on isn't worth having to lug it around - not to mention having to head into a cafe, get setup, find a seat, plug it in, and then just sit there for hours? Nobody does or wants to do that. You can walk around and explore the city that you're in, get some exercise, and chill with your phone for a little bit.

why would you go to a cafe? you’re spending $5 on a coffee worse than the ones you can make at home with beans worth 10 cents per serving

I would "accidentally" knock his shitty Fischer Price toy over as I'm walking by

don't normies use shit like that all the time? strong ignore

OTOH if they were using pic related I'd certainly talk to them and compliment them on their computer.

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$6 now, soon to be $7

>is that an extendable second display or are you just happy to see me?

>cafe
I wouldnt know, im not a sodomite.

Think it's because of how much more versatile they are compared to regular laptops. I like being able to detach my keyboard and just using it for media consumption

I walked in on a pedo sting at my library once in high school, havent been back since.

>your local cafe
Only faggots go to cafes, man go to bars and pubs.

I would wonder how there was a white text overlay in my fov and how they managed a brain implant to advertise to me like that...

>You can walk around and explore the city that you're in, get some exercise, and chill with your phone for a little bit.
Need to take care of my business, I'm not a wagie. My success is proportional to have much time and effort I put into it.

If you need to bring your laptop around to "work" in public places like a cafe then you're doing it wrong. I know you're envisioning stereotypical wealthy business men doing that, but that couldn't be further from the truth. People with their shit together balance work and life. You dedicate time toward work and that's absolutely it. Anything else work related can be done quickly on a phone when out and about.
Bringing a laptop around with you to do work is almost similar to a wagie because you have no clear line between work and life.