Botnet wants you to starve

>botnet wants you to starve
>yet it makes food easy to afford even for the destitute
which is it, Any Forums?

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You vill own nozing and you vill be happy

>buying pizza on credit
is this real? I can't figure it out, anymore

>makes food easy to afford even for the destitute
That's *extremely* unlikely to be what this is.

>pay more for your pizza
>can't afford it??
>go into debt!

It's real, eating ze bugs is the next step

Split a $30 Pizza over over six weeks

if you're stupid enough to pay interest to buy a pizza you deserve what you get

how do we combat the increasing pizza debt pressure

1: it’s interest free
2: it doesn’t appear on your credit file
3: if you pay in full upfront you get cashback.

Research before posting. Thanks.

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you say this as if it makes taking a loan to get a pizza delivered any less retarded somehow

>it’s retarded because- it is okay!?
Please formulate an actual argument and try again.

Arguably it could *realistically* be that various burgs are desperate enough to do this while hoping that some of their requests for help get through to somewhere within 1.5 months.

And then it's quite possible that apart from the pizza company there is a collections company that is very happy if this does NOT happen which makes offering this deal conceptually "viable" as business on a large scale.

do you know the point of "interest free" purchasing? it's capitalizing on people who have to buy pizza on credit, i.e., exclusively people who have trouble with money. it's not interest free on average, that's how they make money.

>take payday loans to eat
ksy loanshark

>chumps I don’t know get fucked so I can enjoy cashback and spreading my payments interest free
Fine with me.

Only morons buy now pay later

>Payday loan
Kek confirmed you don’t know what you’re talking about. Do some research and try again.

Except housing.

second it is retarded lmao

You don't have a choice with housing.

the "spreading the payments" part is not a feature. You have the money now or you don't. If you do have it, pay it now, which removes the possibility of forgetting that $X is automatically going to be taken from you at time Y in the future. If you don't have the money, don't order a fucking pizza you chucklehead.