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why can't you broccoli hairs use source control from the command line?

how hard is
git status
git add .
git commit -m "resolves issue #1234 in jira"
git push -u origin main


god help you if you have to explain what git clone is.

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But I do

A lot of people I know that use the git cli constantly fuck things up;
committing things they didn't mean to, or not committing what they wanted,
just generally breaking the repo and then spending an hour to resolve it.
Just use a gui so you can see what you're doing.

git commit -m "fixed some stuff"
git push origin master --force

ftfy

Faggot uses main instead of master. Get out tranny

>git commit -m "resolves issue #1234 in jira"
I hate commits like this. fuck you faggot zoomer niggers and fuck Jira

>why can't you broccoli hairs use source control from the command line?
>why don't you play chess blindfolded when you're allowed to stare at the board
yeah idk. maybe because it's easier to use a GUI

broccoli ass niggas like you can't git for shit. fuck off.

>forcing me to open jira to look up whatever bug #1234 was
i hate you

retards don't actually try to learn how the git CLI works and just copypaste the commands that their supervisor emailed to them
those overpriced point and click git programs seem ludicrous until you actually work in a team and realize that at least one of your coworkers will destroy the project by accident without it

user, why the fuck did you push a jira issue commit into master instead of creating separate branch for each jira issue and getting the merge approved? what are you, a basement dwelling neet without a job af FAANG?

>main

wait there are people that use git via a GUI?

People who cannot use CLI should not be given owner level permissions. Simple as.

git branch -m main master
git push -u origin master
git push origin --delete main

>he thinks actual devs don't do this shit in prod
oh my sweet summer child

Most zoomers know about git, what actually filters them is subversion, mercurial, and anything that isn't git. They only know git so asking them to use those version control systems will fry their little minds.

i work at FAANG and no we dont. nobody in my team touches master. we only merge into it. but then again, my manager is a white man who was a SWE at one point and not a diversity hire.

git checkout -b ticket-1488/fix-gender-bug
git add --all
git commit -m "fix: removed third gender option"
git push origin master


Rate and hate.

git is probably the only thing its less easier to use a gui than the cli

>just copypaste the commands

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>i work at FAANG
>my manager is a white man

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because your little brain doesnt wrap around the fact that there are other companies besides fagman for which such a process would be complete overkill

>git commit -m
>retard doesn't know about git commit -v
user...

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meant

>your coworkers will destroy the project by accident without it

>tfw one day I had to rebase, cherry-pick a shitload of commits because one project was horribly, horribly broken
I am glad I quit last friday, fuck this and fuck retards who can't use git.

>--force
BASED

>I hate commits like this. fuck you faggot zoomer niggers and fuck Jira
Hey gramps go look up what the ticket was. I am am not writing a long ass commit statement about what was fixed when that already lives somewhere else.

>main

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