Opens bank account

>opens bank account
>you need the app to verify it's you
>goes to restaurant
>needs the app for ordering
>logins to gov site
>needs a selfie taken from that specific app
>buys a smartwatch
>you need the official app
>buys a tv
>can't use it without logging in
Ted was fucking right.

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nice picture didnt read though

It's unironically fucked how quickly we just slipped into this shit.

free as in freedom was always the answer
you should have supported it while you still could

>>opens bank account
Use cash
>>goes to restaurant
Cook your own food
>>logins to gov site
Do your government business physically
>>buys a smartwatch
Don’t buy retarded botnet technology
>>buys a tv
Use a computer
Sounds like a PEBKAC.

>Get the app. It's 100% free!
>Download the app and get a 1$ coupon!
>Order (((faster))) with the app!
Normies got baited

If it's not OP then it's somebody else. One day you'll too have this issue.

chick fi a keeps sending me free food.
help

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pre-2000s
>any username
>any password
pre-2010s
>usernames slowly fazed out
>emails being required
>passwords gotten stronger
pre-2020
>email
>very strong password that is reset often and cannot be similar to the last one
>limited 2FA, phone requirement, and proof of ID
post-2020
>blood work
>heart monitoring
>fingerprint
>GPS ear tag
>police to do random check ups and to validate any new account creation
>email fazed out
>phone must always be on (account locked otherwise)
post-2030
>must fly out to the hq of the service you want to register for
>do an interview & pay registration fees
etc.

it's fucking nuts

>Do your government business physically
what if they require the niggerjab

There are still banks, restaurants, and TVs that don't require this shit. Make sure to patronize the businesses that still let you do it without the gay shit, and tell them specifically why you chose them when appropriate. Most restaurants will also give you a paper menu if you ask for one, if they won't then leave.

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don't forget your vaccine pass chud. Only two shots? Fuck off right now you literal anti-science ape

Are you a coward?

ARe yOu A cOWaRd?

No, that's why I don't bend the knee to globohomo

I have none of these problems but I also don't have a smartphone.
>buys a smartwatch
You did this one to yourself dumbass.

emails were a fucking mistake, it went downhill from there

>You did this one to yourself dumbass.
I just wanted to check my heart rate, didn't know you needed a bloat chink app to use it.

>Most restaurants will also give you a paper menu if you ask for one
>if you ask
What? Never heard of this. Granted I've been to maybe 5 restaraunts in the last two years but all of the ones I went to gave you a menu like always. This sounds like some Commiefornia bullshit.

Then you're a retard. Why wouldn't you just get a normal heart rate monitor at the drug store like anyone with a brain? Why are you hitting yourself?

No, I just prefer being alive

Yes, I'm afraid of doctors ever since learning about the Opioid Crisis and that malpractice is one of the leading causes of death.

one of the first things the medical industry did to me was the mutilation of my penis.
why should I trust them when I have good reasons not to?