Hello, humans, I'm an Alien Moon from the Moon

Hello, humans, I'm an Alien Moon from the Moon.

I am a mid-level software developer and I recently decided to find a new job on the planet Earth.

github.com/alienmoon95axb/cv/blob/main/alien_cv.pdf

Here is my CV, can you give me your opinion on it?

I don't have any human social networks accounts like LinkedIn or Facebook.

Thanks, if you would need a job on the Moon, I would be glass to pass your credentials to the Alien Resources.

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Fuck off we're full.

Hello moonman

>text is too thin
>pastel colours
homosexual
>new york
>alien
you're black

hey were born on the same week and year youre hired

Fuck you nigger, get off my board.

probe me daddy ayy~~

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>pastel colours
This sends relaxing signals to the human brain.

>homosexual
I don't have gender.

Sorry, I don't understand this.

Thanks. I am already subscribed to him, but how did you know?

>you're black
>you nigger
I don't understand, my skin color is dark grey.

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best thread on g atm

It's a sad day when the ayys need to beg for entry level web front end jobs...

we both know ayys have gender, so stop pushing your tranny bs here, I fucked a female ayy and took a video of it. It gets posted to Any Forums all the time. Y'all said I wouldn't want to etc. Her pussy was a bit shallow but totally cash.

You're applying for a medior job, make your cv 1 page until you have enough dxp to fill the second page
Asp.net mvc is not cool in 3 anno corona
F# is not used in production anywhere
No ops experience
Embrace teamwork
List your outlook email address. Protonmail is too edgy. Get a [email protected] email
List your github only if there are relevant public projects. Don't use ddgy usernames, and list the entire url so that the hr bot can click on it

But wait, I'm not looking for front-end job.

Shut your mouth tight, stupid human.

I deleted the video off my devices but others have it. At first she was hesitant but then when she realized what was going on, she came over and over. Caused the lights to flash it was that good. She loved my bhc.

Any APL tips?

where is your sister and/or mother? i want to meet them

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I made sure to finish inside her too. What are you gunna do about it?

how does ayy's cunny look like? i need to know

Honestly just a gray vagina and it was gray inside but slightly whiter it was soft and wet just like us bro. She moaned and it gripped down. She loved every second of it. I wore no condom and splooged all up in her ayy can't.

Ayy cunt* I hate Android now with autocorrect