> "Proficient: C++" on resume
> "Hmm, 'std::string'? Thats weird, on Leetcode I can just do 'string'"
> "Sorry, I'm not really sure what an iterator is, I just copied that begin() end() stuff from stack overflow"
> "Call stack vs heap memory? That's easy! You see, a stack and a heap are two very different datastructures. A heap lets you get the biggest/smallest value, while a stack gets the last value you put in"
> "Dangling pointer? Wouldn't the garbage collector take care of that?"
> if (conditionA()) {while (conditionA()) { doThing();}}
"Proficient: C++" on resume
Jason Nelson
Liam Davis
Daniel Long
NEED T20 TARGET SCHOOL??? WHICH SCHOLS GOOGLE RECRUTIER COME TO??? DATA STRUECTIRES AND ALGORITYHM GRIND LEETCODE 24/7
Connor Turner
It doesn't matter, they'll all shitpost most of the time a year after they're hired anyway.
Ryan Sanders
We really need a standardized process to evaluate coding proficiency
Brody Davis
>standardized process to evaluate coding proficiency
you're retarded OP is literally what happens with standardized processes.
we need subjective interviews conducted by real programmers to weed out larps
Nathan Gonzalez
Yep, this seems to be the only way unfortunately. Even degrees from a "prestigious school" don't really seem to mean much. Some of them aren't even bad programmers in memory managed languages, they just know nothing about C++ and systems, but they had one class where they blinked an LED with an Arduino, so they put C++ on their Resume.
Brayden Evans
I spend most of my time programming in C++, but it's Qt C++
I'm almost certain I'm gonna get called into an interview someday, this exact thing is going to happen, and I'll look like a retard
Joshua Turner
>Call stack vs heap memory
I have no idea what you're talking about sir, there's not a line about "call stack" or "heap memory" in the C++ standard.
Blake Gomez
Hmm, maybe I'm being to hard on them. Would you be able to splice out part of a vector in an interview? Or explain why sometimes you need to use the "new" keyword?
Jaxon Edwards
>splice
Begone Pytard
Sebastian Lopez
My most recent interview for an entry level position makes me think they're starting to doing something like this. I got sent to testgorilla where they could see how I typed out my code and the team picked through it together. I'm pretty sure I got 25% of the assessment wrong but they moved me forward anyway, probably because they preferred how I worked.
Benjamin Jackson
Good morning sirs
Parker Young
We need a standardized evaluation process because right now proficiency on resumes is self-declared. The examination process should be made by proficient programmers.
Connor Rogers
I'm just saying a come into an interview with no stl experience claiming I know C++ and I'll look like a tool
Michael Bailey
STL is shit, write your own functions
Using libraries is a form of digital cuckoldry
William Martin
> Just melt sand to make your own processor
> Using premade chips is a form of digital cuckoldry
Nathaniel Bennett
Making chips requires immense amounts of equipment, money, expertise, and manpower
Writing a dynamic array class requires only a non-nigger brain and 30 minutes of time
Aaron Campbell
>no degree
>had no experience and lucked my way into first software gig
>have crippling imposter syndrome for most of my young career
>ok, senior dev now, time to start interviewing people
What the fuck is going on with bootcampers and undergrads?? I spent my entire young career thinking I was a mong and then I interview people that barely understand stack vs. heap, or recursion.
Baffling. Truly baffling.
James Perez
>bro just reinvent the wheel every project
Kayden Parker
if (condition1) while (TRUE) {
FuckYoSister();
} else for (i = 3, i < 200; i += 2) if (condition2)
FuckYoMama();
}