"working" from home for big enterprise

>"working" from home for big enterprise
>1 hour or real work per day
>800k starting salary


>working for le hipster company
>mandatory office hours
>70k shit pay

When did you grow up and realize it's best to work for a big enterprise?

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>>"working" from home for big enterprise
hour or real work per day
k starting salary
just be a high ranking employee, bro!!!

How to get enterprise job, Chad?

>1 hour of real work per day
quite often not even a full hour. my output is very close to zero. no idea how big businesses can even function like this or where the money comes from

>no idea how big businesses can even function like this
big tech usually has everything automated. the workers are just there to catch any bugs, or to put in some new bing bing wahoo feature that the executives think will be beneficial in the long run

cope

the reality is it's always been this way - every individual employee needs to put in maybe 5 hours of hard work a week tops, the rest is killing time with small talk and alt-f4ing when someone walks into the they-can-see-my-monitor zone

the fuck are you talking about? reading comprehension is an important skill

cope

>larping from mommies basement on imageboard
>4 hours deleting and reposting until someone notices your thread
>3 boxes of tendies per day

Kidding aside, what "big enterprise" companies hire for $100k+ jobs that don't require a degree or coding knowledge, if any?

Yes I know the odds are almost non-existent but I'm still asking.

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why the fuck dont you have a degree or coding knowledge? Of course you need those to pass the vibe check and land a comfy job

>800k starting salary
wew
my 'big enterprise' job started at like 54k

should have asked your mom's boyfriend for a referral

that's pretty common for entry level developer jobs in my area
i have a friend who started for even less around the same time
now i'm at a startup making >$200k and shitposting during work hours, so i think it turned out okay

>10k in real money
that's a shit pay for a tech job pal

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you need a degree to get hired by most big F500s or anywhere of note, or a referral from a current worker. Someone who has neither will get filtered before their resume is even seen by a human.

What about non-F500s then?

Fake career fantasy spotted. This never happened and I dont care if the us dollar has been inflated to high hell, you still made this up and businesses have to hire the best of the best since a lot of the money goes to the employees. Now wake up aand look at the real world

take you're pills senpai

>fell for the no degree/coding bootcamp/trades memes
holy fuck

Pills m8.