I know we like to argue about which programming language is better and which programming languages are used by trannies...

I know we like to argue about which programming language is better and which programming languages are used by trannies, but can we all have a thread where we discuss just how fucking terrible PHP is?

This is hands down the worst programming language ever created, why is it still being used today?

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Because it’s fast as shit and gets the job done.

>it's fast as shit

It's one of the slowest programming languages

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it just werks 8]

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>why is it still being used today?
webdevs getting filtered by lisp

it does the job and pays the bills

integrates nicely into popular web servers like apache and nginx with ready made packages. fairly simple to use.

people here could probably make things with it if they didnt spend so much time complaining about it.

I can tell you have never used PHP in any meaningful capacity.

So go back to 1990's C web sights faggot, don't come crawling back to suck on PHP's tit

>PHP
>Meaningful capacity
kys

Nigger, I wrote an e-commerce site that pulled in 6M a month in php.

get a job

I pulled out 6 times in your mom's pussy using Rust

>t. seething pytoddler

My moms been dead for years. I hope it was fun.

only trannys hate Chad PHP. get fucked troon, go back to re*dit with your faggot assed spacing you shifty cocksucker

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PHP is boss. It gets the job done. It’s got a built in templating language. It’s got interfaces for most shit written in c so they’re fast as fuck. Hell, there’s even a full stack framework for php that’s written in C.

Not my problem as long as I'm getting paid

You mean
You mean his dad pulled out of you since that's what you're into.