What the fuck is wrong with these people?
What the fuck is wrong with these people?
Wyatt Campbell
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Lincoln Watson
Inshallah, corporate cuckoldry will be the end of the west!
Ian Myers
LIVE TO WORK
WORK TO LIVE
ENJOYMENT IS A FUCK
PLAN IT ALL 20XX
I AM THE WORKING MAN
9324823948329423 PRODUCTIVE HOURS AT WORK
Jordan Jenkins
The only word I can think of to describe what I just read is “demonic.”
Gavin Gutierrez
>I implemented 1-on-1s in my marriage
this is satire
god help us if it isn't
Matthew Bell
Can we just nuke HN already?
It's like they're self-absorbed automatons who think you can apply programming to their unfulfilling shitty life outside of work.,
Luis Scott
It’s a great Petri dish under a microscope for these kool aid drinking faggots. Watch and enjoy.
Evan Gonzalez
Don't see anything wrong, marriage is something that has to be managed like anything else
Jonathan Adams
I spend 6 hours a day reading HN instead of working, and I never see ANY of the extreme onions nonsense that later gets screencapped to Any Forums. Do you guys seek them out specifically?
That said, there are some truly out of rmtouch crack smoking retards on there
Michael Nelson
>tfw the KPIs of your marriage failed to grow in the last quarter
youtube.com
Chase Diaz
>we don't have kids
Looks like it's a self correcting problem.
Brayden Taylor
Big surprise Any Forums is full of non-managers begging for $15 an hour.
Adam Jones
>youtube.com
Good video.
It's a real problem.
Ian Green
i earn way more than that because of dependency on my knowledge so i'm good. :^)
Tyler Perry
I don't see any problem with making sure you and your wife are on the same page
Though the HN guy framed it in one of the worst ways possible
Samuel Moore
Lmao
I am glad to know I am not crazy in thinking that this corporate speak is a bunch of nonsense. The leadership of the company I work for enforces this kind of goal setting corpo-speak bullshit, even though it makes no sense for my job.
>Set goals for the year with a measurable value that you can take account of at the end of the year. Make sure they are goals that affect the whole business!
I work in the IT department building data pipelines. My work is so far removed from sales goals that it is truly baffling as to why they would expect me to tie my end of year performance measures and my bonus check to company sales.
None of this shit makes any sense
Christopher Brown
It's DAILY STANDUP time! *cracks whip*
>No Dad, no!
Brayden Morris
Normal families just call that "talking," not "a weekly agile 1-on-1 connect"
Xavier Lee
what the fuck is HN u zoomer fucks
Chase Turner
Normal families fall apart, are abusive, and poor. Be better.
Josiah Cox
they didn't pass the turing test.
(i have a dilbert strip for that but im banned to post imgs)
Anthony Morgan
Not that thats a wrong way to go through life, if it works, it works, its just such a soulless bugman thing to do
Benjamin Moore
>doesn't know about Hacker News
how do you do fellow zoomer, Hacker News is probably older than you
Easton Adams
You're the zoom zoom zoomer here kiddo. Hacker News was around before you were born.
Jace Robinson
He words it autistically, but this is perfectly normal. Ensuring comms with your loved one is fucking huge, and so many marriages break down because they dont communicate properly. He is actually trying to be a good husband, it just sounds sociopathic in the context.
Logan Scott
>show me in the venn diagram where your goals have resulted in victories, love
Asher Cruz
Timmy, as your soccer performance keeps on tanking, your mom and I have decided to take in your friend Jimmy for the next 2 weeks while his parents are on vacation.
>but dad
No "buts" this is not about we replacing you with him but rather see it as a opportunity for personal growth!
He is your teams captain, you shoud aspire to be like him! THE SMITH FAMILY ARE WINNERS