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My company has gone completely insane
Ian Sanders
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Noah Sullivan
dear god. are passwords finally dying to make way for something better soon?
Gabriel Martin
Ah that must be the new chief security officer """IMPROVING SECURITY""".
Fuck off with biometrics you dystopia-loving cunt.
Pick a catchy tune as your password and throw in some % @ { ] into it.
Sebastian Flores
not biometrics, just dongles with keys
Lucas Martinez
>I hate niggers!1
just use some passphrase. that's what I do at least
Thomas Hall
? What's the problem?
Parker Scott
oh no your password has to be secure to prevent against account hacks what a tragedy
Evan Walker
Aaaaaaaaaaaaa1!
Here's your new password bro.
Jonathan Watson
Your password MUST be a minimum of 8 characters.
With a maximum of 8 characters.
Only letters and numbers, no special characters.
Thank you for choosing $BANK
Caleb Hall
>still using passwords in the year of Our Lord
Cameron Cruz
>do not contain all or part of your user account name
does this mean you can't use any of the individual characters? or two-character groups? or three? what an oddly vague definition for such a strict set of rules
Jose Flores
Reject modernity.
Come home, white man.
Jacob Brooks
>they make you change it every few months
>just increment the number at the end of the string of garbage that I memorized
Justin Ramirez
>not using a password manager and randomly-generated passwords
Brayden Rogers
Your best option is malicious compliance, in all gas no brakes mode.
- use a password manager
- generate 100+ character password
- 4-byte unicode characters only, bonus points for using chars from private use ranges
- enjoy weeks of doing nothing, because no login backend can handle it
Logan Gray
>MY PASSWORD HAS TO BE DIFFICULT TO BRUTEFORCE AND CANT JUST BE "password1"? THEYVE GONE NUTS! OH THE HUMANITY!
get off Any Forums
Nathaniel Gomez
dangerously based
Samuel Murphy
Aaaaaaaaaaaaa#1
then
Bbbbbbbbbbbbb#2
repeat, can move the hashstag if it complains
Aiden Myers
ok
Jose Collins
no they haven't
Carter Stewart
ThisIsAPassword!1
next reset
ThisIsAPassword!2
bonus forget what iteration you're on after a vacation and get more vacation waiting on the helpdesk line for them to reset it.
Lucas Thompson
>"your password doesn't match our security criteria"
>reduce the amount of characters to 15
>password accepted
Or
>password is silently truncated to their max password length
(actually had this happen at a uni)
Owen Mitchell
correcthorsebatterystaple.net
Capitalize the first letter in each word
Throw some symbols and numbers at the end and increase the numbers when you have to change it.
Lincoln Peterson
UPS lets you set a password with a length beyond what their system will log in with :^)
David Taylor
OpIsAFaggot!!1111
3 months rolls around
OPIsAFaggot!!1112
Kayden Stewart
And let me guess, their IT policy forbids the use of password managers, and they don't have the budget to implement any kind of 2FA?
Joshua Parker
the problem with a password like this is it just gets written down and stuck to the laptop.
Nathan Gonzalez
Don't forget you have to change it everty 90 days and we keep a password history for 20 previous entries so any numeric sequence will only last for 10 times!!
Charles Adams
PasswordQ1!2022
Jonathan Adams
oh my god. downloading a password generator with those specifications is so hard. what a terrible company to work for.
what's next? crying because you have to wear a fuckjng name tag?