On linux you will eventually come across a problem which you need to google, that in itself wouldn't be bad, but because there is no central authority, you will find a forum full of freaks discussing the question and offering a dozent contradicting answers. and when you try it it doesnt work and breaks your shit. and just afterwards you realize they were discussing about version 7.11.4 and you had 7.11.5 which for some reason is tooooootally diffrent and you are a fool for not knowing. so you reinstall, you now search for the correct version number just to find out the project was cancled because the main programmer got sick of his hormones. so they created a branch and your version noone cares for anymore so you get no help. so you reinstall the new branch just to realize afterwards that due to an absolutely needed and rational shizm im the community they decided to use another *add freaky software component* and so it isn't working with your graphics card anymore. but that is fine because the master mind programmer has decided yours is an unholy card anyway. so you decide to switch to another distribution, you do your research and find out it fits perfectly. but you run into a tiny problem, no big thing you're sure. so you search for the main forum to ask the guys how to fix it. but to your shock you find out they only communicate in 12th century sub-sahara language there, to hide from the spy bots. which makes perfect sense to everyone there and they laugh about you for not knowing.
true story
