I refuse to go to college

I WILL NOT pay $60k a semester and cheat off of Sanjay and get a PTW CS degree that will impress some ditzy hiring manager and get an easy 6 figure job despite having no skills or despite having programmed 10 lines of code during my entire undergrad career.

I WILL NOT buy into the lie that you can't be a skilled developer that writes well designed, scalable, optimized code unless you pay $60k a semester to learn from some tranny.

I WILL NOT pay my hard earned money and take out loans and put myself in debt to learn from sodomites, trannies, and atheists how the universe came from nothing and how communism is good and how God isn't real.

I WILL NOT be some midwit who thinks he is smart because he paid the price of a house for a piece of paper that doesn't even prove you have skills or knowledge.

I WILL NOT worship the Antichrist.

I WILL work hard and learn all of the skills I need to on my own during my free time by studying books on design patterns, data structures, and algorithms and by watching videos.

I WILL retain the knowledge I get and increase my skills because I'm not some armchair computer scientist (who wastes time trying to solve P=NP), but I use my newfound knowledge to optimize my programs and to write good, clean, scalable software.

I WILL get a high paying job because employers who aren't idiots value skills, determination, grit, and hardwork over Chad's CS degree from Harvard which his dad paid 100% of.

I WILL pray to God for the strength and wisdom to succeed.

I WILL come home to my loving stay at home wife and my 15-20 (the Lord willing) kids who I am the sole earner for and they WILL respect me.

I WILL resist the Jews.

I WILL refuse the mark of the beast.

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share your resume so i can know to not hire you

>60k bux a semeseter
what?
i only paid like a hundred bux each semester in my country back in 2009

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>I WILL NOT pay $60k a semester
wut? I'm pretty sure even burgers have colleges that are cheap.

>imagine having to pay for tertiary education
lel

You will never earn more than $40k a year as long as you live.

>in my country
Yeah American higher education is expensive as fuck. Only way to get it free or at least slightly cheaper is to get a scholarship/grant or loans or be really poor and an amazing student.

All that just to be a slave to a big tech corporation

Not going to college and getting a high paying job just from your skills and intelligence alone is perfectly viable and respectable. Unfortunately you in particular are retarded and won't be able to pull it off.

>$60k a semester
Just go to a college that doesn't cost that much?
Even in America, I just went to a state college and ended up with around $40k in loans without any special scholarships or grants. I had it paid off less than a year after graduating, and now I make well over 200k/yr just a couple years later.
It's amazing to me how financially retarded people can be when it comes to college. They'll choose to take out hundreds of thousands of dollars of loans to fuck around for 5 years (due to a couple of failed semesters) to get their useless history or gender studies degree, then vilify the college when they don't make enough money to pay back the loans the knowingly took out.

if (You) cannot even in TinyBASIC learning something other is waste of time

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This. Depending on the place you could get it for much cheaper and being employed in the US should be fairly much easier to pay that.

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lol, college is free in bong land for 16-18s and continued education.

You can go to state college, scholarships will pop up if you have decent grades, you can work a part time job selling pizzas or something so its not as much debt. You can also do what some me included do and save cash so that during your bachelors or for your master if you’re going for it you try and study abroad or move to a country that doesnt enslave you. Not that hard

okay.
My college is free because I have a GPA above 3.5.
Instead of studying something just because its a hot craze to make money now (CS) I just study what I actually enjoy(Mathematics) so I just have a great time my entire 4 years.
Because I'm not a cringy antisocial contrarian, I have already interned at quantile and made friends with all the guys there.

Anyways, university costs are only a burden for idiots that don't belong in university. If you are a good student, its all free and jobs are a guarantee.

Based, I wish I had done math in undergrad

>college is free in bong land for 16-18s and continued education
What? No it's not 16-18 is fucking A-level

us college graduates now have an average iq of less than 100. it's selecting for stupidity.

> I WILL NOT get a job

Ngmi.

You never once about networking. Kill yourself NEET you'll never get a programming job.

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unironically this...
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my threads btw

im so glad i didnt use Any Forums before i finished college. this place really fucks you over.

Share anonymized resume, so I can see if I will hire you. Only interested in hiring frens.

i got my CS degree in
>1.5 years
>$4k / semester
>top 50 american uni

it was worth it, but if the money or time was higher then maybe not

Even if you get a full ride college is not free. It costs your intelligence and soul.

Going to college makes you STUPIDER. You can't be around trannies, drunkards, fornicators, sodomites and be taught these worldly, ungodly philosophies for 4 years straight and not get affected.

You go into college a normal bright eyed kid and you come out a zombie thinking sodomy is OK and "SCIENCE IS REAL""" (codeword for, I hate the Bible and I believe the universe came from nothing, nothing caused nothing to explode, and nothing designed everything which came from nothing) and your pronouns are "they/them".

I will not be a brainwashed idiot. Smart people who come out of college are smart DESPITE going to college. They are smart because they read books, something you can do for free with a library card and an internet connection.

The only reason people go to college is not because they love education and learning (as I already mentioned, you can do that for free), it's because they are lured with the promise of a degree which will make them lots of MONNEEEYYYYY. Reality is, knowledge, skills, and experience makes you money. There are plenty of people with psych degrees working at Starbucks. You can get these things (knowledge, skils, and experience) on your own and smart people (who are self taught, self motivated, and learn on their own) will come out on top, tranny brainwashing or not.

I'm good. Keep your fag brainwashing.

I already have a programming job. Now that I have a year of experience, recruiters are hitting me up for jobs that double my current salary and I have multiple interviews lined up only after a week of setting my Linkedin to "looking for jobs". My plan is to grind leetcode for a year and apply to Google or something after I get my next job and double my salary again I'm good man.

this is another level of
>You will be here forever
Not only will you never leave, you're trying to turn your real life into the loli porn basketweaving hacker forum.

The cheaper options (dullard state schools) are 12k a year not counting parking, books, accessories, etc

>its not pasta

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you have autism and youre going to fail at life spectacularly and years from now youll want to kill yourself for falling for so many bad memes at once and wasting your youth

I was always under the persuasion that because my primary interest is in philosophy and history, pursuing a college degree would be pointless anyway. Not only would I not acquire the scholarly aspect of studying my unique interests by having to stay on a pre-defined curriculum, a degree in those fields would not be impressive to some HR professional. Also, the very nature of a university has changed to the point where it's just a meme-filled trade school. I would rather take loans for a trade school proper if my goal is a job.

College / university is worthless in the end

he's just a christcuck that can't cope with people or classes where his worldview will be challenged. (no better than a sjw and unironically the old christcuck stereotype that has seemed to be dying out)

That whole "science is real" rhetoric is just like saying that I only move because my muscles move my bones, and neglect the fact that I'm running because there's a fire behind me. It's a very careless and idle mode of thinking

man americans are funny

Best tip i can give is continue to try and finish college while coding in your free time.

Most people I work with are various types of redditnigger and lowkey user.

>He thinks he's an atheist because of facts and logic and not because of the tranny brainwashing that started when his mother became a STRONG INDEPENDENT CAREER WOMAN and let her child's brain rot in front of television -programming- instead of raising him
You don't even know you're a slave, so you can never be free.

Exactly. Obviously science is real. But where did these universal laws come from? Where did science come from? God. Only trannies will disagree.

Dude, even secularly, motivations in the human mind are influenced by understandings and data which can be classified as independent of physical items. Somehow, the very field of philosophy which enabled this science has been amazingly circumnavigated in totality in modern discourse. To go into this university under that flag is to commit intellectual suicide.

Would you believe me if I told you universities were not always like this? I think the discovery of atoms is what created a meme wave of this kind of thinking and it needs to be put in its proper place.

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. Ashes you are, and ashes you will become" -The Bible

Tell me how you got the job. Explain to me how and we can determine if you're larping or not

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>$60k a semester
Jesus Christ, what shitty university are you going to with tuition that high? Don't tell me you're paying out of state tuition like a goddamn retard.
>and cheat off of Sanjay
If you're able to cheat off a classmate and not get a 0 on the assignment along with a write up for violating the university honest policy, your university is certainly charging you too much tuition.

So are you going to a traditional uni-versity, with the goal of uniting the various studies in one place? Or are you going to a trade school larping as a university?

this is why you take your meds, people

>parking
Take the bus
>books
Pirate them, or just don't use them if they're not required to complete the assignments. If your professor does not write your assignment as "complete exercise x.y from the book", you do not need the book. Your default for every class should be to not buy the book.
>accessories
U wut. Don't tell me you drop 2k on a Macbook every year or two just because all your classmates have one.

I'm working on a PhD at a traditional university right now. My tuition gets waived because of my research assistantship, but it's still a hell of a lot less than 60k a semester.

Nah you're just trying to low key follow in my footsteps and break into the software industry aren't you.

My secret is
>fearing God
>hard work
>prayer
>I started "programming" (making html sites and writing bad javascript) when I was 7 years old

Practically speaking, in my attempt to draw closer to God, I joined my local independent fundamental baptist church. A guy there was a Software Architect at a big government contractor, we hit it off. I told him I was trying to break into the field, he made be jump through some hoops and write a project on my own for 6 months and after that he recommended me to his company, vouched for me, and I did so well during the initial interview I got to skip the coding portion and I landed my first job as an intern. I was (am) underpaid like hell, but I will forever be grateful for this man kick-starting my career. I have a year of experience so companies actually take me seriously as a candidate and I get interviews on my own now. I won't even lie to you, getting interviews without my friend's assistance was HELL. But even if he wasn't there, I still believe I could get a job because God was with me. Just like God was with Joseph in Egypt and made him the second highest ruler in the whole nation, God was with me.

The college I went to was top 25 in the US, but even if I went to MIT on a full ride I would still drop out because being brainwashed by trannies isn't worth all the money in the world

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There we go. Any tips on differentiating between the two? I got an 1800 on my SATs in High School and got a gorillion letters in the mail. None of which appealed to any scholarly aspect and the websites / ads were of no help either

>be me
>drift through school for 4 years
>get 85k job right out of school working from home
>move to japan
>rent apt for 6 months then buy one for $40k because japan is not retarded
>make loan payments of $250 a month
You cannot move to Japan because you have no degree
You cannot donate semen because you have no degree
Tbh I'm thinking about getting a masters just so I can get more traffic on my semen donations

>got into good school
>thinks jesus is real
Liar

In Chicago

>God was with you
Nah. Nepotism was with you. Congrats you learned how to do basic networking through your church.

>Pirate them, or just don't use them if they're not required to complete the assignments. If your professor does not write your assignment as "complete exercise x.y from the book", you do not need the book. Your default for every class should be to not buy the book.
Newfag. This is what I do.
> Make group chat in class
> Use alt of a girl photo (see picrel)
> Say "hey guys, I don't want to be a bother, but I'm in a tough situation finically. Can you send me textbook pages? I would appreciate it"
> If nobody budges, make an alt that sends in wrong pages
> If nobody still sends it, I would make another alt that calls the girl a poorfag, and hopefully
> Nah you're just trying to low key follow in my footsteps and break into the software industry aren't you.
Fuck off I already have a job at FAGMAN. Stop assuming my motives. If I wanted to get advice, I would make a thread about it.
> your story
OK you're not larping (or at least, it's believable enough). This seems believable enough. Here's a tip from me to you: your programming skills aren't as important as networking. You met that guy IN church: if you spend all day indoors you would never have gotten that job. So just go to meetups, conventions, hell bars programmers go to, etc. That will get you interviews.
Also I swear to christ I heard about you before, did you made this post before?

>I WILL get a high paying job because employers who aren't idiots value skills, determination, grit, and hardwork over Chad's CS degree from Harvard which his dad paid 100% of.
lol
>I WILL come home to my loving stay at home wife and my 15-20 (the Lord willing) kids who I am the sole earner for and they WILL respect me.
lol

And I would also like to point out that the score was a result of my hard work and self-study at home. Dramatically superior to the teachers. Sad story inbound
>Be in high school
>Gifted/talented program
>in Calculus class
>Best teacher in the world; when he spoke, the class listened
>Serious about education, both me and the teacher
>linked mathematical concepts to my self-study in computer programming
>Teacher had to pass out some bullshit survey about mathematical importance
>I take it seriously and write about mathematics in computers and how that was my goal all along
>Teacher seriously impressed
>began calling on me more often because I had right answers
>curriculum started to become irrelevant
>I began to sleep during the lectures, passed the tests anyway
>I refused to do the homework
>teacher pulls me aside and says, "you didn't do the homework, so the class said I should fail you by adding up all the grades. But you demonstrated understanding on the test. I'm going to pass you anyway with a 70"
>Next year I find out he retired early because he said "It's just not education any more"

What you do is too much effort. What I do is I wait until the first assignment, and if it requires the book to complete, I hit up the library genesis and pirate it. Otherwise I complete it without the book.

> Exercises is from the book

If this is the case you go to LibGen. Holy shit, are you retarded?

I think I forgot to clarify something here. If the book ISN'T from libgen I do this. Sorry for the misunderstanding

Alright, fair. If the book isn't from LibGen AND you need it for the assignments, it is reasonable to catfish scans from your classmates.

>t. has no free education
>t. americuck

Imagine calling yourself educated when you think the universe created itself out of nothing

The fear of the LORD is the beginning of knowledge. That's how you have all of these "educated people" going to institutions of "higher learning" (emphasis on the higher, because 40% of those kids are smoking something), and come out with stupid opinions like

>Communism would work if it was implemented correctly
>Abortion is not murder
>Being a fag is morally acceptable
>Fornication is morally acceptable
>Stealing is OK if it's from the internet
>Rocks turn into fish turn into monkeys turn into people by themselves given billions of years
>The laws of science that govern are universe designed themselves or nobody designed them
>Believing that the universe was created and designed by an infinitely powerful and wise being is stupid, but believing monkeys surfed across the Atlantic ocean from Africa to South America is SCIENCE (I'm not even joking google "monkeys surfing")
>Believing you can't just read books and study on your own, you need a tranny or an atheist to guide you (despite 95% of learning is done when you do the homework, which you do on your own and most students consult with outside books or Indians on youtube when they don't understand something in class)
> ORANGE MAN BAD, CREEPY PEDO GOOD (the whole election system is a farce and they're both terrible, sorry to break the news)
>GIVE US FREE MONEY AAAAHHH
>LET'S STEAL FROM RICH PEOPLE BECAUSE THEY'RE RICH

I could go on. I listed a fraction of what you learn in those institutions of brainwashing. Even if I were paid $5,000,000 a semester to go to college, I unironically wouldn't go.

I'm not putting my kids into public school. Their mother will homeschool them on their dad's dime, and I will teach them how to become excellent programmers so that when they're out, they can easily get a job in the field if they want to. If they want to do something else, they have the wisdom to do so.

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Or join the military

Based. Don't listen to some of marketing jew here. Never fall to lifetime loan trap which forever shackles you to be a wageslave.

>screaming about genitals and politicians
>technology
Pick ONE for this board.

Undergrad?
or Associates?

You need to practice essential future skills for your proven skillset.
>Do you want fries with that?

>60k a semester
the fuck kind of college are you going to?
my community college was $15k for my associates
i haven't bothered to get a 4 year degree, doesn't seem necessary. i've gotten 4 jobs without them one in my field of study

>Rocks turn into fish turn into monkeys turn into people by themselves given billions of years
The christian argument for evolution is that the particular circumstances that rose was by the hand of God. Scientists will argue that humans came from apes because of the DNA sequences we see. Christians can see that humans arose from the dust because of the hand of God. DNA and evolution is just how He did it.
>Stealing is OK if it's from the internet
There are arguments about the internet being built for sharing on its foundation. Would you be mad about a homeless man stealing your dinner roll if you placed it on the counter in a soup kitchen? You'd kind of understand what he was thinking, wouldn't you? Kind of your fault, wouldn't you say?
>Communism would work if it was implemented correctly
Interestingly, leftists are using the word "Capitalism" to mean something completely different than what it is. They mean the corporate slave-driving of wagies. That's what they mean by "Capitalism". TRUE Capitalism has an eye on social well-being by economic mechanisms, and these leftist babies are just grasping for an alternative, which is firstly found to be Communism. When you read the Communist manifesto, there is a direct appeal to social well-being and painting the slave-drivers as the enemy so it's obvious they're gonna cling to that.

I like your spirit, brother. But don't become like the sheep and follow people blindly.

On a side note, the southern Baptist way of life and their true communities are what's going to bring the west out of our slump. Everybody should have a like-minded community like that I think

99% of my classes required the online workbooks and a full access code. By accessories I mean the notebooks, scantrons, clickers and multitudes of other shit they require. Professors are lazy as fuck and want to do as little work as possible

....this is america

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Every fucking time someone comes here saying they were self taught, they say got it from hard work, when it's always just fucking networking. There was this retard that said he got a programming job at 30. Turns out he has a college degree AND he knew somebody.
Like GREAT FOR YOU, but for NEETs they're not learning the right lessons. Being "best programmer" means nothing.
You go to college to NETWORK, you self-teach and then NETWORK your way to jobs. If you go to school to study you'll be a shitty programmer and not get a job. If you self-teach yourself programming and expect call backs by just making a portfolio and applying to places, you'll get dropped in favor of CS students. You shake someone's hand, you get a job.

You should go to Buenos Aires, University is "free" and with 30k you could live like a king for many years...

>Monkeys surfing
I was under the impression that the dominating theory was that native Americans crossed the Bering Strait during the ice age when it was frozen over. Just as science has evidence of muscles and bones, science has genetic evidence of native Americans coming from a group with ancestry in both Russia and China.

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Bro if you apply to companies you will be interviewed by people (like me) who went to colleges (like me) who aren't going to give you preference.

Why? Because it's very easy to learn how to code, but it's very hard to learn how to code well. Any idiot can learn python and what a for loop is. But at big companies we are looking for people who understand how to solve hard problems efficiently, who we know have been through a rigorous university and have spent hours coding.

We can't offer to make mistakes and have bad engineers in our teams. It's just easier to hire college grads because they already have a seal of approval from a university.

make auditions blind again!

Ok, but start working tommorrow flippong burgers in a safe zone.
Hold that work for 6 months to earn respect

Wasn't my point dipshit. My point is learn2code movement here and online keep saying that being the best programmer will get me a job.
If someone made TempleOS and put that on a resume, they won't get call backs from it, spite the fact that TempleOS is a great work of programming. But maybe if you get a referral to work in a system/embedded engineering firm, you can use that TempleOS project to get a job.
That's my point. Networking is the bulk of the hard work when it comes to getting a job, and people pretend it's only the technical skills

This but in the Philippines. $50-$100 per semester.

There is much truth in what you say. I kind of wish there wasn't another person on the other side of trading labor... ugh...

Go to a community college and get a remote job so you won't have this problem

holy shit, go to college like the rest of us.

This is the real reason to go to college. I have seen the kind of shit people do at colleges, even Ivy league ones. It's just a bunch of work.
You know when you benefit, and learn? Talking to the professor about his research/something that isn't on Google/internships/jobs. That's why you go to college. You don't go so you can spend your nights working on some project that has no value to you besides (((learning))), which you paid 5000 dollars to have the privilege of taking.

When you actually get to that point where you're going to sell your labor, I have confidence issues because I KNOW I'm not good at it. I've already settled for a manual labor job and got my CDL and I'm working on a way to navigate this corporate software shit-pile in my personal life. I'd hate to validate the legitimacy of modern software jobs by forcing dependency on it onto myself.

I'd much rather develop a solution, an alternative that I could sell as a turn-key solution to all these woes. I KNOW it's possible, I just need to work it out. And college is not going to help me in that regard, I'm sorry. There's bigger fish to fry these days

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You're acting like you could get the job. If you're good programming you wouldn't have such imposter syndrome.
It's not even that hard. I work for FAGMAN. You know what I do? Get ticket, have retarded ass process of downloading the repo, doing change, unit test, have it fail cause of code coverage, fix tests, and then finish up. It's not that hard user anyone can do it. Just PLEASE network for the love of christ, don't just assume Udemy tutorial #1488 is enough to get in industry

>I can get a bunch of money by doing piss-easy work
There are problems here in the economy and the market forces are almost gone due to clown-economy. You only motivate me further. I'm not going to concern myself with corporate memes. This is why I'm unqualified to work on JS-framework-#20gorillion and why I never will be

If you look at something and say you can't do it then halas it's your own problem. I'm only telling you how teh work is.
Still, trade could be good, heard good things from it. Get a job as an analysist, I heard that from /diy/

I will look into this, thank you user

>Chad in Harvard
you mean Chang? kek

>tfw I just got a call from a recruiter I've been talking to on Linkedin on Saturday night saying he sent my resume to 3 of his HM contacts and he asked me my availability for phone interviews next week
I'm telling you man, God is good. I've only been "applying" (setting my LinkedIn profile to looking for jobs) for a week and I have 2 interviews coming my way already, and even more recruiters are setting me. I don't need to rely on trannies to get a job,

I'm looking to double my current salary at minimum and right now, I'm working on a coding assessment for an interview I plan to finish up on Friday

Psalm 37:25
>I have been young, and now am old; yet have I not seen the righteous forsaken, nor his seed begging bread.
When you fear God and rely on his mercy, he shows you favor.


Also
>Le networking guy
Yes networking is important, but if you don't have the minimum amount of skill to get the job, you won't get it. My current job, I still had to answer a bunch of super specific Java questions in order to get it, despite my friend pushing for me.

> Yes networking is important, but if you don't have the minimum amount of skill to get the job, you won't get it. My current job, I still had to answer a bunch of super specific Java questions in order to get it, despite my friend pushing for me.
Really?
> look up Java interview questions
> Go do them
> Do a Java project/two
> You're good enough for Java for a job
It's not even a lot. Hell, it's for entry level position, what the fuck can they expect from you?

Thanks for the new pasta schizo

stop trying to shill your iron age book on us, i went to uni as an atheist (not that expensive state school), worked hard and got into fagman
>you got brainwashed
says the man following the religion indoctrinated by literally everyone in america and to an extent the entire western world

it dosent matter what the fuck you believe in as long as you can do your job correctly and network.

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>created itself out of nothing.
No. I do not believe "created" is a property of the universe. Instead, one of the following is true:
1. The universe is eternal. Always has existed.
2. Time does not flow in two directions. There is a time t=0. At that time, the universe exists. There is no t=-1.

In either scenario, there is no such time i such that at t=i, the universe does not exist, and at t=i+1, the universe does exist.

>Employers not expecting competency
And this is how the world ends. By a wave of morons

>NOOOO YOU CANT STEAL FROM THE INTERNET
You can have all the retarded options you want, I'm still going to be seeding and you'll just be seething

Yea it's a shitty industry. But oh well.

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>proud of being a fagman and working hard in his clown strategy
hubristic shamelessness

Maybe he's a scotfag

don't feel like working for half or a third of the salary at a "good" company, but you're free to poorfag

Do you actually work hard on the job, or do you mean getting the job is hard?

i work as hard as i need to which isn't much
getting the job is just persistence of playing the game (leetcode) along with connections and luck
pretty much anyone can do it if they just try over and over again and you have a bachelor's or a real good resume

It was a junior interview, not a tech lead position calm your tits. They also asked me some leetcode easy questions and more advanced topics like optimistic locking.

Regardless, they said I was good enough to be hired as a junior, but since I didn't finish my degree they would only hire me as an intern. So I took the robbery for a year and now I'm applying to jobs with my newfound industry knowledge and now the jobs I'm applying to offer to pay me fairly. I'm sure if I finished college and got a tranny degree, I could have gotten an entry level FAGMAN job, but this way I keep my common sense and integrity and fear of the Lord. And I can always apply to FAGMAN after studying DSA and design for a year

All glory to Allah brother of the book.

>I WILL regret this in a decade and hang myself after flipping burgers for years

Woah, if you want to be actual brothers you have to reject the god of the pedophile Mohammed and accept the one true God and Lord Jesus Christ.

Here's how

youtube.com/watch?v=vJFOXC1S6cQ

Have you been keeping up with the thread? I've been employed as a dev for a year and now that I'm job hopping, the companies I'm moving to offer to pay me double (minimum) of what I'm making now. At the rate I'm going I'll break $140k within 2 years (1 more year if I decide to work for our FAGMAN overlords and the Lord wills)

My master's degree educated mom keeps shilling college even though after I job hop I will make more than her despite her having a Master's and working for 20+ years in her field.

Leaving that fag infested cesspool was one of the better decisions I've made, sorry bud.

My issue is everytime this topic comes up you guys say being a good coder is all you need for a job, when it's clearly not true. You network, know people, got referrals, etc. That is the hard part. But it seems to never be mention unless I asked for it.
If I was a NEET and I wanted a programming job, I would have wasted time on projects, when I could have been hitting up recruiters in bars and gotten results.

Terry was a professional, he started at Ticketmaster in 1990.

ok, little one. I know your Baptist group is giving you a life and you're willing to fight to defend it, but Muslims also follow the LORD Jesus Christ. Please look into it before you embarrass yourself again. We, all three, are brothers of the book

you sound extremely mad lol

Bait but if not, you missed the point. I'm not saying Terry is a NEET, I'm saying if you were to programmed something amazing it still wouldn't be enough for a job.

im NOT mad you fucking retard read the god damned thread

>The absolute state
We should bring back the spirit of the Olympics to circumnavigate the memes. That would fix a lot of stuff desu

>said in the maddest, most butthurt way possible.
Never change, Any Forums. Never change

What are you even saying?

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I just solved a major bug in the code assessment that I'm sending to my next interviewers that I've been stuck with for 4 hours, so I'm in a good mood. I appreciate your concern though.

You need a minimum amount of skill too senpai. Your referral won't help if you can't solve fizzbuzz. If you apply to a bunch of companies, made a linkedin, and contact recruiters you could probably get contacts too

This guy is impersonating me lol. Do you famalingo.

You can't get any worthwhile programming job without a degree. Dumbass.

I'm saying a competition judged strictly by its merit as a method to determine candidates.

>I have a fucking gold metal in programming
>Televised, incredibly public
>reputation precedes any networking
>Judged by merit alone
>Encourages competition to be the best, like no one ever was
>Restores market forces in the labor market
>All are invited, but few will make it

get mad you stupid fucking bitch

Think you're hot shit? Prove it, nigger!

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What a beautiful world it would be

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Never would work.
How do you compare a NES emulator with a discord clone?

Cool blog post, faggit. Now kys.

Good question.
>Everyone gets an off-the-shelf computer
>same internet connection speeds
>"Today's challenge is to develop an NES emulator"
Different metals in terms of coding speed, executable size, etc.

You never know what the challenge is gonna be so you need to read up on everything.

Or maybe separate classes of programming going into systems vs webdev vs IoT

So if I fail what happens? Will my time be reimbursed? Not only that programming for employment isn't based on skills. There's the teamwork aspect of it.

How do universities fancy themselves capable of awarding degrees based on merit?

this is literally the same as the current leetcode job meta
>just read everything and hope you get lucky and managed to not only know what kind of problem you'll get but how to solve it as well
dosent really prove much becides who is good at remembering shit

You lose the competition. Not all will make it. If everybody wins for being a team player, then there really is no merit in the first place now is there?
You don't need to join if you're going to be brutally embarrassed in public
>Will my time be reimbursed?
Fucking hubris

Nigger if you ever thought universities were about merit you're a retard. You go there to network.
> Career fairs
> Alumni network
> Professors who can get you referrals
etc etc. Classes suck. If I were to go to school to learn I would have a mental breakdown

I went to college so I could watch niggerball (both the dribble version and the throwing version), as well as the white man's sport, hockey.

I mean, the original Olympics were specialized on sports, maybe it can be specialized on some computational problem. First dude to come up with a new algorithm that does it the best would surely be swimming in money.

>$60k a semester and loans to "network"
The state of the world

if you aren't going to a state school with scholarships you're literally retarded

I mean, isn't that what the real world is like? You never know what's gonna happen next.

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In the real world I have access to the internet and libraries and so can look shit up instead of pretending to act like I know everything.

>you're literally retarded
This whole networking as the point of college is fundamentally opposed to the spirit that's sold to us. The foundational spirit as to why HR ladies value degrees, why degrees have varying graduations of measure (Batchelor's, Masters, etc.). If networking is the aim, then college is worthless and we should just be going to bars instead

If you think the universe designed itself, you're worse than retarded as even the mentally challenged can look outside and understand there is a Creator.

I haven't done leetcode in a minute so maybe I'm wrong, but if I remember correctly all the questions generally fall into the same 15 or so categories of DSA you need to solve them. If you've solved 5 dynamic programming problems you've solved them all

I already said equal connection speeds, implying internet access. Google is part of the real world, and if this Olympic metal is to have real world merit then it need to have real world parameters.

>even the mentally challenged can look outside and understand there is a Creator
Some people just don't pay attention, dude. There's too many coincidences out there...

Networking, making friends, and finding contacts is as much of a job skill as C++. Why are you guys down on it? It takes much less time and effort to learn how to smile, make eye contact, and be interested in people's lives than to speedrun leetcode mediums

if there is a creator you can forward him a message from me that he's a shitty admin and this server sucks

I'm so glad I decided to drop out of college and seek God, imagine not fearing God and being an atheist. *shudders*

Because what matters at the farm is if the farm raises food. Teamwork is indeed a skill and part of working as a team, but to go after social memes instead of the end goal not only neglects the foundation, but in practice puts people in situations they would never have signed up for if they knew that's where it would lead

I will never hire bootcamp schizos

Then it sounds like only few amount of people can do it. There's so much programming jobs you can't just make every interview take this much time unless there's an incentive. Maybe you can have certificates but this would be fucked for every job.
I have a 3.5 GPA on a good school, and I work for FAGMAN. I learned nothing there. I got my job by networking.
You know why universities are good for networking? You have a degree (certificate that you can do basic work), your alumni network/professors (people in your school that can refer you) career fairs (employers who GO OUT OF THEIR WAY to go to your school to hire people). University is just easy mode for getting a job. That's all it is.
I have no idea what you said.
The trinity of things you need to get a job are skills, networking, and a resume. Skills to, you know, pass interview and do your job, networking to get job interview, and resume so when people are looking at you they can determine if they want to hire you or not.

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>The trinity of things you need to get a job are skills, networking, and a resume. Skills to, you know, pass interview and do your job, networking to get job interview, and resume so when people are looking at you they can determine if they want to hire you or not.
Well said.

I'm not even going to lie the CS program of the school I (OP) dropped out of was good and that's where I learned about data structures and algorithms (that and multi-threaded programming were the only new things I learned from my time as a CS major). But in all honestly, I could have learned that on my own so I'm still not going to defend college because trannies are gross and one of my entry level CS class TAs was -----a tranny---------. I'm not subjecting my kids to that filth.

son you've made at least three posts jacking off about how you're gonna defend your kids or some shit as if they don't have free will. you're welcome to try being a control freak though it won't get you very far in this modern world

True. I wouldn't want to live in America, at least big cities if I don't want my kids to be degenrates. I would move to Utah, Alaska, Hawaii, or UAE.

America is not a country. Is this the power of the US education system?

Proverbs 22;:6
>Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from it.
The Bible teaches that if you train up children in the way they should go, they will stay the course when they are old.

I will raise my sons and daughters to be God fearing men who hate wickedness so that when they grow up they will still be that way. If I do a good job, they will serve the Lord of their own hearts.

My sons will have freedom because as men they need to find their way in the world, support a family, etc. My daughters however will live at home being provided for by their father (me) while they grow up to be good wives until a husband take them and provides for them.

While they are in my house, my wife and I will educate them and none of them will have unsupervised internet access or be allowed to hang out with wicked people. My daughters might whine about how they can only wear knee length skirts and dresses while the daughters of the land dress up naked, but as the man of the house and the one who pays the bills, I make the rules.

I love Christianity.

>why universities are good for networking
That is a different spirit from what was expressed previously, that universities HAPPEN to be good for networking and jobs and not the prime objective.
Maybe you have different goals from the rest of us, money man. But don't go saying that you're the best of us here if you're not even trying to be the best.

>Then it sounds like only few amount of people can do it
All are invited, but few will make it. You could say you were in 347th place and get a job at a datacenter but the lesser skilled ones and the higher skilled ones would be put in their proper place in one fell swoop with a single competition. This is not necessary for each job interview

>I have no idea what you said
Does a fighter become a good fighter by fighting, or by chasing memes? Is the success of the farm determined by the power of friendship or by the amount of crops grown?

It's almost like you don't see that other people depend on the quality of work done and that it doesn't matter as long as you get paid. If everyone saw it like that, would you ever get any quality items with your money?

There is much truth in what you say, for someone just looking for a job, but I have different goals in mind...

But I think we can both agree that OP is a faggot

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>That is a different spirit from what was expressed previously, that universities HAPPEN to be good for networking and jobs and not the prime objective.
>Maybe you have different goals from the rest of us, money man. But don't go saying that you're the best of us here if you're not even trying to be the best.
What the fuck? I'm just stating a fact. Maybe you were promised that university is good for learning, but they're not. Learning from the university depends on quality of classes, but networking with the universities, now that is something you can use to your advantage.
>All are invited, but few will make it. You could say you were in 347th place and get a job at a datacenter but the lesser skilled ones and the higher skilled ones would be put in their proper place in one fell swoop with a single competition. This is not necessary for each job interview
Sounds like medical exams desu. If you fucked up on one, you can retry, but that score is what medical schools will use. Not sure how it would look but oh well.
> There is much truth in what you say, for someone just looking for a job, but I have different goals in mind...
Bro, I'm only talking about getting a job. In that context networking matters. Outside of that, it does not

>Not sure how it would look but oh well
I was thinking an annual / bi-annual competition for people to get ranked. Companies could use the ranking for their recruiters and it would solve a lot of I-look-sexy over I-have-merit issues

>Outside of that, it does not
Indeed my very point. I'm glad we see eye-to-eye now brother

cringe fetish bro

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the world only recognizes the First Nations

you really are fucking retard aren't you?

We just call them native americans.

There's also financial aid for students which for instate can make things even better. Reading the average pay of new grads from my college indicates that I can pay off everything I owe in 1 year.
>it's amazing to me how financially retarded people can be when it comes to college. They'll choose to take out hundreds of thousands of dollars of loans to fuck around for 5 years (due to a couple of failed semesters) to get their useless history or gender studies degree, then vilify the college when they don't make enough money to pay back the loans the knowingly took out.
Sounds about right. People make dumb financial decisions and vilify college entirely, or they pursue a non-stem degree and become shocked at the politics of their professors and assume everyone in the school thinks that way.

>TRUE Capitalism has an eye on social well-being by economic mechanisms
So lassez-faire capitalism isn't true capitalism?
Capitalism is an economic system where the owners of capital (i.e. corporations) dictate the terms of the economy (i.e slave-driving wagies). Workers don't control the means of production, which means they have to sell their labour or starve

Where does keeping an " eye on social well-being by economic mechanisms"? factor into this? Redistributive welfare is a socialist platform

based

Your choice. You don't need aproval of other people to make decisions.

No fucking college charges $60k/semester except for private schools for filthy rich kids. Any public school will be max like $15k, and the majority are far less (like maybe 5-10k).

how do canadians apply for jobs in america without having a 4 year meme cs degree?

Damn my uni is 400€ a year tops.
How can Americans really claim they live in a first world country?

One cheeseburger and a cola, please.

> if i cope about my piece of paper that costed me a mortgage, it'll justify it.
I'm a dropout, making $130k and that doesn't include total comp. Cope harder.

>scholarships will pop up if you have decent grades
Incorrect. They only pop up if you're a nigger
> can work a part time job selling pizzas or something so its not as much debt
40 years ago, a part time job paid for your college in full. Today, it would like 17 hours a day (7 days a week) to afford college.

You guys pay for education?

connections or start taking HRT. Trannies really get an advantage in diversity hiring. I'm a SEAnigger that waited months to get a US job by sucking up to these tranny HR overlords. I hate it but at least I'm retiring before 30

I go to UC Berkeley and don’t pay a cent in tuition user

Go to your local state school and learn to code. You can believe that you can teach yourself to code but you will ALWAYS be limited by your personal motivation and vague understandings of the material. It will be difficult to truly expand your understanding significantly.