AEW Dynamite: Gamethread #5

NY style edition

TONIGHT from Albany, New York
>Toni Storm & Athena vs Serena Deeb & Dr. Britt Baker, D.M.D.
>Bryan Danielson vs Chris Jericho in a Tournament of Champions semifinal match
>Jon Moxley vs Sammy Guevara in a Tournament of Champions semifinal match

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>92
KWAB

confirmed leak
>Also, someone who is going to definitely leave when his contract is up is going to be Orange Cassidy. Cassidy's gotten super bored with his character and wants to reinvent himself desperately. He's also kind of pissed at the Elite, who blocked Avery Good getting signed to a contract, as they don't like Avery and think he's a "joke" due to him being in Chikara wrestling under a mask as long as he did. The recent matches where Orange is actually wrestling and not doing the play kick/gymnastics stuff was an attempt to make Orange happy. But in general, Orange and the Elite aren't on speaking terms and he feels the "Orange Cassidy" persona has gone as far as it can go and he wants to create something new and Tony won't let him so long as he's under contract.

Why did Toni look like someone whose birth name is Tony in that promo segment?

For me, it's not seeing Athena on my TV screen

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Bring the pizza chad back for a match

remember when a fucking cat plushie was one of the most over things in wrestling?
why can't Tony emulate that kind of magic?

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This is the thread

Trans women are not women

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Reminds me of that tragedy.

Athena looks like she's smuggling a loaf of bread in her midsection

bases darryl

Retard

>posting that headcanon shit again

How does Britt keep from going crazy with all the over 40 year old men in the crowd?

To be fair he doesn’t really have the look to do sething different. He just looks like a generic indy wrestler.

*crickets*

Kys

EVERYBODY FUCKS THE ACCLAIMED!

Athena looks like she makes her white husband call her the n word

>i bit my cheek

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britt is made for BCC

bros i couldnt hold it any longer. looking at britt bakers cheeks pushed me over the edge and i let out a groaning, throbbing, rock hard, moaning, GRUNTING, YELLOWY load.

sorry bros. ill try harder to edge longer next time

edging bros... i couldn't hold it anymore. i just shot the biggest, pulpiest, grunting-groaniest, YELLOW load to britt.

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Based

All those Japanese cuties you post drive me insane

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moar

It's a shame that Deeb is so good, because she's literally never getting a title

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nah you are

I like em

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Thanks a lot Lizzy! Now I can’t get my holocaust fix! I guess I’m lucky you didn’t get wrestling rescheduled too!!

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Alright user: Shahid Khan comes up to you and asks you to put together a team that would help his son run his wrestling toy fed properly and reach a higher level. Who do you got?

BASED

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Based infected coomer user

She needs big implants

>"miss me yet?"

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Even if this is a legitimate rumor, which I doubt. It's written like a 14 year old mark

TONI'S ASS
MY FACE
BOOTY BLAST ME TONI
JUST BOOTY BLAST ME FULL FORCE
GIVE ME WHIPLASH AND A CONCUSSION WITH YOUR GLORIOUS HIP ATTACK
I DON'T CARE ANYMORE

Big dimes lizzy 2 gonna get one of the biggest ratings in history.

All black women with white husband's/bf's do that

Based Mikechad

Holy fucking YUM

i checked with my doctor, he said it's fine and caused by my insanely high testosterone levels.

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True
Nah you will

END THIS ALREADY HOLY FUCK

do you guys really cum yellow? disgusting

JAMIE HAYTER
clapclapclapclap
JAMIE HAYTER

Bump

We don't quote our subconscious here.

No... no she doesn't. The sooner you realize that little tits/big ass is the master race the happier you'll be.

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how do the girl wrestlers with huge tits manage to run the ropes and do the moves without hurting their booba?

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Her husband literally sells a shirt that says "King of the Black Women"

Based Frank Thomas-endorsed Total T user

why won't Adam put a ring on it?

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The crowd is dead, Think Shahid is going to pull the plug?

She needs big fake tits

This is gay
I'm gonna go take a shit

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The only ring Cole cares about is planet sized

They’re probably used to it user. They probably have the same thoughts on how men do sports with a wiener between their legs.

It does hurt they just power through/get used to it

LOLBRITTWINS

>womeme's match kills the crowd a second time after Death Triangle brought them back

????????????

kek what a shitty finish

britt's little ass is dynamite!

LOLZSHITTAKERWINS

based John working Reba into a ding-dong diddly seething shoot

Can't wait for this episode to be over

it's totally normal, y'know all men after 60 need a little help y'know

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LMFAO
what other champs is tony gonna have eat a pin tonight?

American History X in the ring

>Britt going over Toni
uh oh squaredcircle and twitter trannies aren't going to like this

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HAYTER NO

>gets pinned just a week after becoming champ
kwab

>Jay Lethal fucked 'er
>Christian Cage fucked 'er
>Powerhouse Hobbs fucked 'er
DAMAGED GOODS

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Jamie!

did Cole teach her to just spam super kicks?

Based Hayter!

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Nice, Jamie fucks up Toni and still has heat on Britt.

>Shitty finish
>Champ gets pinned

DMDeeb with the win.

based jamie waking the crowd up

If this were the 1890’s. Britt would’ve birthed 5 kids by now and would’ve had a great day out at the local apple mill.

Instead we have to watch her wrestle instead. Don’t let people convince you progress is a good thing, bros.

makes me diamonds

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Jamie saving this fucking segment

Why did Anna Jay choke out Rebel with a wig?

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sex with Hayter

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>Jamie's ass

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Josh Woods is good. TK should have signed him from the start.

luv jamie bruv, simple as

>dragging this out even longer
>making your champ look like a geek
Not a fan, Jamie should've killed everyone or atleast sent Britt running before laying it in.