AEW Dynamite: Gamethread #4

I'm OBSESSED with AEW

>Aew sucks

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DiMartino bros, we made Hobbs bleed!!!

I literally cannot be happy in my life knowing that transexuals exist

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Hell yeah brother

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YOu'll finna know it

Is Kenny really going to be in Yakuza or something?

Bros Hobbs bleeding, he losing a tooth? I am very concerned.

Why is Hobbs bleeding from his mouth

Surely a wardlow vs Hobbs Feud is the logical choice, right?

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literally what is his problem

>traps you in an eternal dimeless feud

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Imagine booking Yuta vs Garcia in a main event when Hobbs is on your roster.

ABSOLUTE DIMES
RICKY STARKS

That faggot Cornette fan is sitting front row again

Ricky Starks and his big head coming here to ave the day!

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Damn he's not bad on the mic.

How did he get busted up?
>Anna Jay is obviously on the rag now

First time watching. Is AEW always this fucking terrible?

He bit his lip. You can somewhat see the gnash.

BAH GAWD HES HERE
RICKY ABSOLUTE STARKS IS HERE
GAWD ALMIGHTT

finally a good segment

fin ally got my wife to watch a dynamite with me and shes just been in her phone all night. but during that powerhouse hobbs squash match she said “who is that?”

i gave her a good backstory on team tazz and who hobbs is and all that but before i could even finish she said “ill be back” and went upstairs to our bedroom and i heard the door lock. she just came back now and is weirdly sweaty and smells like hamburger (???)

should i be concerned??

Based Ricky making the crowd come alive for the first time all night

Starks is the best over seller in the game today

>literally the entire arena standing up
bootleg rock or not, Starks is DIMES

Now we're talking

POPPED THE BLOOD CAPSULE TOO SOON
SLOPPY SHOP

I'm wondering the same thing

Nah. Yakuza 8 is 2024, Isshin Remake is next year. Man With No Name is either next year or 2024.

>Danhausen comes home to this
Any Forums bros...

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yeah, we needed another hobbs/starks match after that last squash

KEK

this sucks

Special...

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What’s the main event tonight?

they lost their shit for jungle boy

RICKY IS SO FUCKING DIMES WHAT THE FUCK

When do you think AEW’s decline started?

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>Stokely kills the crowd at the PPV
>Stokely kills the crowd at Dynamite

EliteGODS, why did Malakai leave us to wrestle Kidd Bandit??? Are we below Kidd bandit now??

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I love Death Triangle but why put the trios belts on the guys that are always stuck in England or Mexico?

you tell me

biological women>>>>mentally ill men

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Danielson vs Jericho in the world championship tourney

>the bloodpack busted too early

kek based

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sad
if they start breeding camps I'll impregnate all of their women

It’s not fucking Garcia again is it?

What's the power lever for anime?

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the PENTA SAYS guy is so ridiculously dimes

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>he raises another man's kid
not worth it desu

>Short notice match
FUCKING BASED

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Kidd bandit is based. Shut up chud

basado

Finally a decent match to look forward to

Is Tony Khan retarded?
Have your new trios champs lose the week after they win the titles? Or have your heels lose a week before they wrestle the hottest tag team in the company?

ALEX ABRAHANTES IS A FUCKING GEEK WHO DOESN'T BELONG ON FINNA TV

Based Triplemania XXX main eventer Pentagon Jr

Starks trying to salvage this dumpster fire

>Lucha bros revive crowd
Based

you're gay

>they
Is Malakai a tranny now?

BASKIN HIS ROBBINS! They got Queef Lee out of Catering

I'm ready for a solo heel run for Swerve, this tag shit with Lee isn't over with me brother

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BEARCAT
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drones are uppity tonight

>Heel fighting champions
It's a weird gimmick but we see it here and with Carmelo Hayes

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probably. He did say he has severe mental health issues

Tranny pronoun supporter.

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Swerve is dimes.
Can't wait to see his singles run.

I love this autistic child so fucking much and that's a shoot

Idk how to break this to you but he's done gay porn

I like Swerve but this tag team is dimeless

Wow, fans have turned Swerve and Keef heel

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Has the Acclaimed done anything yet? It's the only reason I'm watching. They didn't rap at all last week. Fuck that shit.

>Queef Pee

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>at a combined weight of 589lbs
goddamn queef pee passed the 400 mark

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How long will it take Queef to get gassed tonight?

nobody has ever liked them.

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>I've been watching...Baki

well someone's getting raped in the anus

>Tag champs vs Trios champs
Holy shit this is kinda huge

dang.
idk who he even is

Could be a Sting-Lex Luger situation one is heel one is face

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OOOOHHH BASKIN ROBBINS

friendo if you think that's shocking I've got some tickle videos and "just training" clips

Dose anyone have a side by side comparison of Keith Lee in NXT and him now? He looks substantially bigger.

I miss coughing Pac

Keith moving like Viscera out there

I’m starting to like Swerve in our Glory

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nah you are

that pepe is over with me, brother

proof?

Holy shit. Keith Lee looks fat as fuck

You won't remember it in a week.

>you know what fat abbot
>you need to lose weight

>You won't realize how fast this guy moves
Okay Taz... dude looks like a fuckin' sloth dragging that massive expanding gut around

>anatomy jones over here

I think FTR is already lost in the mix

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What happened to JR?

>They
Oh nononono Blackbros....

spine is in the yam bag

my goal is to be less fat than keith lee

Queef is clearly too out of shape to be wrestling. Will Tiny get cancelled if Queef dies in the ring? Seems irresponsible to let him perform.

If Keith Lee gets any bigger they'll be able to challenge for the trios belts

The bloom is off the rose

Blame Dax for nonstop bitching on twitter

Swerve by himself played heel in a promo with The Acclaimed last week. I think there was always a face/heel odd couple situation going with Swerve In Our Glory, but after All Out, to prime The Acclaimed's future win, they're probably gonna highlight their division to make 'em lose the titles and split.

I wish I could be that svelte

I love the Luchabros, bros.

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There's a site you can find out there that has a bunch of late 2000's and 2010 wrestlers on there. Here's who I remember being on there:
>Seth Rollins
>Davey Richards
>Lucha Bros' manager
>Adam Cole
>Kyle O'Reily
>Chris Dickinson
>Matt Sydal

Sigh, yep. Back to watching the fed.

The Jones meme is over with me brother
>Shitpostin' Jones over here

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the wheels are off the train tracks

we can all agree this episode is terrible right?

I'm a fat bastard in my own right and nowhere close to the level he is, finally I found confidence in myself

crowd begging for a beachball

WHERE IS PENIS?
POST PENIS.
NEED PENIS.
WHERE PENIS?
PENIS NOW.

yeah it's been pretty rough so far

Sure feels like its heading that way

It def never recovered after Stoke's shit stable......Penta/Fenix could get them giong though

I think I pinpointed what feels off. Why does it look like everyone is moving in slow motion? Everything just looks slow to set up and slow to execute.

>the massive Keith Lee
What did he mean by this?

KEITH LEE JUST THREW FENIX TO BREAK UP THE PIN

The Stokes shit basically killed the rest of the first hour. We'll see if this match can bring it back.

yeah wtf this should have been advertised heavily

SAVE_US.CMP

BASADO

monster pop for that destroyer

Not gonna get one from her.

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Cleaner
come back pls
we need you

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kek i love their dynamic so much

Yeah I'm sure going to tune in to see Queef Pee shit it up.

I'm getting massive seismic activity focused in and around Albany, New York

Yup, it fuckin sucks. Tiny needs to bring in Phil and Based Ace to drop some promos.

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I didn't think Penta could even pick up the Fat-Ass

The crowd has just been begging to get the belts off these shitters.

He's too busy banging cosplay bussy at TGS