THE SHOW SO FAR: > Monday Night Fricken Rollins hypes the crowd up, Riddle interrpupts and gets a recruitment attempt from the Judgement Day, leading to Riddle vs Finn with Seth closing it out > Cena voiceover ads for Honda > Someone accidentally let Dominik speak to a camera and it was LYNCHIAN > WWE Women's previously Undisputed Universal Tag Team Champions Beast and the Beauty, Raquel Rodriguez and Aliyah fight DAMAGE CTRL's Dakota Kai & LYO SKY and lose their titles becuase Aliyah is meant for sexuals, not rasslin > Johnny "I can't wait for Taika Waititi's STAR WARS®" abuses a height-disadvantaged minority Olympian > The Youngest Ever Money in the Bank Winner Austin Theory addresses the WWE Universe after taking a selfie with a prone Papa John, only to be interrupted by the physical embodiment of pizza > Jimmy Smith tells the WWE Universe that they get to vote for NXT 2.0 things but nobody on earth has found a way to actually vote
CURRENTLY: > Bianca Belair issues an open challenge and is surprised by the Rainbow
STILL TO COME: > Stuffed crust pizza and mental health medication ads > The return of the Nigerian Giant > MIZ TV: Dexter Lumis escapes prison and traumatizes the A-Lister and his beautiful wife > 24/7 shenanigans > Rey Mysterio Jr's little boy versus Edge
depends what you are want and how long you have to get it. popeyes for biscuits and tendies, but expect a wait. kfc if you want legs or thighs or corn. don't do either if you want something else.
Joshua Campbell
KFC outside america is better than american KFC.
t. KFC expert
Xavier Sanders
Eastern Standard Time, it's a time zone on the east coast where Tennessee is
Thomas Butler
>nonsense remake of Quantum Leap It's gonna at least have a crossover episode or two that actually resolves the original...right?
Oliver Brooks
can confirm kfc japan and kfc korea are basically fine dining
Jackson Parker
Iyo Sky has never drawn a single dime. She was noticeably sloppy in tonight’s WWE Women’s Tag Team Title match. She still cannot speak English in her promos. Send the orangutan back to Japan.
People pay tons of money to come out of country to go to Ivy League schools, sorry no one wants to go to Minsk University
Gabriel Ortiz
Graves has always been cringe, his commentary gimmick wore out years ago.
Aiden Rogers
Me. Not only is Bianca extremely cute, she's also a good wrestler. She always puts on solid matches and is a good face. Paul just needs to keep booking her into fueds with good heels.
Julian Wood
Fuck niggers
Parker Ward
Grab the brass ring.
Juan Hall
It's just your gimmick, roll with it.
Logan Gutierrez
>Finner: The Movie
Oliver Cooper
cool it with the racism
David Morris
I thought you meant your physical location, not an internet ad. Sorry pal, you're just gonna have to order it online.
subsaharan africa vs north africa, why cant we all just get along...
Julian Ross
>Why didn’t your horse come out? Sasha Banks is the GOAT wrestler and all human. She’s the sexiest woman to ever exist. It took Iyo Sky how long to get called up to the main roster? Sasha Banks has pretty much done everything there is to do in WWE, except win the Women’s Royal Rumble and Women’s Money in the Bank briefcase. Meanwhile, she’s having success outside of wrestling right now. Banks is an entrepreneur, a fashion model, actress, and a soon-to-be singer. Iyo could only wish to accomplish a portion of what Banks has.
sonya shouldn't even be here she lost that loser leaves town match fr fr
Cooper Garcia
My dawg?
Mason Bailey
It's really FUCKING good and crispy. Never understood praise for like chick fil a Wendy's chicken. It's so soft and tender, soggy almost. If I'm going to get fast food give me something super crispy and deepfried to fuck
Nicholas Adams
jesus christ I got back from my smoke break and this is still going on? I dunno if I'm gonna make it all the way to the end of this show bros. I am eating rainbow sherbert to rejuvinate myself but this is rough going.
Why is Bianca having to carry Sonya for a 15+ min match?
Noah Cooper
paul needs to stop having these long no story matches no one gives a fuck
Michael Ramirez
hang in there bro OMOS squash is right around the corner
Adam Young
triple h fell off
Jack Mitchell
Hang in there and prepare the next game thread. I have faith in the main event
Nolan Jenkins
I hope the monster among monsters faces off against the nigerian giant that's the only way it can become kino
Justin Cox
>Sasha Banks is the GOAT wrestler and all human. She’s the sexiest woman to ever exist. It took Iyo Sky how long to get called up to the main roster? Sasha Banks has pretty much done everything there is to do in WWE, except win the Women’s Royal Rumble and Women’s Money in the Bank briefcase. Meanwhile, she’s having success outside of wrestling right now. Banks is an entrepreneur, a fashion model, actress, and a soon-to-be singer. Iyo could only wish to accomplish a portion of what Banks has.
Dude clocked two concussions back to back. He's not going back in unless he wants to and then has to prove it's safe like Danielson. Also he said somewhere he liked moving into commentary/remotes because it eased up the travel schedule.
Jordan Lewis
Hurt Biz wasn't nigs though. Except Ceddy.
Zachary Barnes
its a fucking omos squash after this shit
Aiden Hughes
This show sucks meaning it's going to get 2 milly.
Lincoln White
I dunno if the thread will make it to another gamethread if this shit continues
Alex is a man. Asuka is an old hag. Banks isn’t returning yet. Too many other projects going on outside of WWE right now. It’s cool though. Eventually, my woman will return and be at the top of WWE once again.