MONDAY NIGHT RAW GAMETHREAD #5 - THE EST OF DUBYA DUBYEE EDITION

THE SHOW SO FAR:
> Monday Night Fricken Rollins hypes the crowd up, Riddle interrpupts and gets a recruitment attempt from the Judgement Day, leading to Riddle vs Finn with Seth closing it out
> Cena voiceover ads for Honda
> Someone accidentally let Dominik speak to a camera and it was LYNCHIAN
> WWE Women's previously Undisputed Universal Tag Team Champions Beast and the Beauty, Raquel Rodriguez and Aliyah fight DAMAGE CTRL's Dakota Kai & LYO SKY and lose their titles becuase Aliyah is meant for sexuals, not rasslin
> Johnny "I can't wait for Taika Waititi's STAR WARS®" abuses a height-disadvantaged minority Olympian
> The Youngest Ever Money in the Bank Winner Austin Theory addresses the WWE Universe after taking a selfie with a prone Papa John, only to be interrupted by the physical embodiment of pizza
> Jimmy Smith tells the WWE Universe that they get to vote for NXT 2.0 things but nobody on earth has found a way to actually vote

CURRENTLY:
> Bianca Belair issues an open challenge and is surprised by the Rainbow

STILL TO COME:
> Stuffed crust pizza and mental health medication ads
> The return of the Nigerian Giant
> MIZ TV: Dexter Lumis escapes prison and traumatizes the A-Lister and his beautiful wife
> 24/7 shenanigans
> Rey Mysterio Jr's little boy versus Edge

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My penis is enormous.

Why is Sonya Deville getting another shot?

NIGGER

It was an open challenge

Sonya is hawt

Based dubs and we DO use that word here brother

>LYO SKY
Why do you disrespect her like this?

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IF YOU KNOW YOU KNOW

This raw reminds me of the anonymous general manager days.

of all people why did they send out Mandy's jannetty

Where is my Bobbo?

who /bianca/ here?

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Based big dick user

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You tell me

show it to me AlexandreBNWO#9417

/mychampion/ Iyo Sky

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I LOVE EBONY WOMEN BROS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

No
Nah you are

don't do it he will pull a k e f f a l s and make you cut it off and take bathtub drugs to rot your brain

White guy here, what does EST mean?

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Abuse of power. Wait...

only 3 letters they know

She meant EBT.

Extremely Savage Twerking

Gonna ask again since I was late in the last thread:
KFC or Popeye's?

Cooming to Biancas thick, jiggly thighs.

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Extremely Sexy Tanzanian

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SOVL

popeyes

Niggers.

Kek

depends what you are want and how long you have to get it. popeyes for biscuits and tendies, but expect a wait. kfc if you want legs or thighs or corn. don't do either if you want something else.

KFC outside america is better than american KFC.

t. KFC expert

Eastern Standard Time, it's a time zone on the east coast where Tennessee is

>nonsense remake of Quantum Leap
It's gonna at least have a crossover episode or two that actually resolves the original...right?

can confirm kfc japan and kfc korea are basically fine dining

Iyo Sky has never drawn a single dime. She was noticeably sloppy in tonight’s WWE Women’s Tag Team Title match. She still cannot speak English in her promos. Send the orangutan back to Japan.

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My penis is small :)

Damn she was fat when she was in LU

holy yuck

>that new jack dive forty seconds in
Nice quads

Ebony Sex Time

>Champ in ring
>Zero interests from crowd
Kwaad

sonya makes me fall asleep I am off to get a cigarette, I do not think I will need to make the next thread any time soon brb

These two have turned me off white women, bros... now I just want an Asian or black GF.

How do I get one?

Prove it.

Eastern Standard Time

I'm so fucking angry, Walmart keeps advertising cherry coke zero and diet cherry Pepsi but they don't fucking sell it in Canada, FUCK OFF

gotta be honest when he's right he's right fair play

Remember when the show was never canceled, they just fucking gave up?

>dem legs spread wide open

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Women are taking up a full hour of this show, aren't they?

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Massage parlors or the ghetto

Didn't they just come back from commercial

>that seethe
Why didn't your horse come out?

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>Americans have to compete for scholarship money on public TV

Sue for false advertising.

Popeyes but you nave to get the spicy chicken.

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FLACCO SPECIAL

saxton and graves' bickering is so cringe, they need to tone it down, wade and vic are way better at it and dont take attention from the match.

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>Bianca had to signal Sonya to dodge the flips
Add another one to botchamania

Based Triple Doubles

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I feel like my boss thinks I’m a fucking moron, what do I do Any Forums bros

>Canadians
Lol
Lmao even

Sue Any Forums?

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Sonya got a fat butt

Shoot on him

People pay tons of money to come out of country to go to Ivy League schools, sorry no one wants to go to Minsk University

Graves has always been cringe, his commentary gimmick wore out years ago.

Me. Not only is Bianca extremely cute, she's also a good wrestler. She always puts on solid matches and is a good face. Paul just needs to keep booking her into fueds with good heels.

Fuck niggers

Grab the brass ring.

It's just your gimmick, roll with it.

>Finner: The Movie

cool it with the racism

I thought you meant your physical location, not an internet ad. Sorry pal, you're just gonna have to order it online.

Drop a pipe bomb promo

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For me it's Popeyes, never got the universal praise of KFC.

This become the based retard like Braun.

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All I could think of was Stephanie McMahon

That's ya momma be doing

remember the racist sonya gimmick?

Is he not cleared to wrestle anymore? I never followed him much but I honestly figured he would be back to wrestling under HHH

Popeyes Sandwich, KFC anything else

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sonya always makes my dick hard

It's been years and I never got one of those fucking sandwiches

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Why is this still going

>Out work everybody

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your dick has low standards.

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Based Hogan with the digits

>That's ya momma be doing

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Get a real play by play man who can sell the faces and make raw a two man team already

This episode of RAW has sucked desu

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subsaharan africa vs north africa, why cant we all just get along...

>Why didn’t your horse come out?
Sasha Banks is the GOAT wrestler and all human. She’s the sexiest woman to ever exist. It took Iyo Sky how long to get called up to the main roster? Sasha Banks has pretty much done everything there is to do in WWE, except win the Women’s Royal Rumble and Women’s Money in the Bank briefcase. Meanwhile, she’s having success outside of wrestling right now. Banks is an entrepreneur, a fashion model, actress, and a soon-to-be singer. Iyo could only wish to accomplish a portion of what Banks has.

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same. she got a nice butt and bobs.

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Why are you still watching? Just walk away, and there will be an end to the suffering.

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sonya shouldn't even be here she lost that loser leaves town match fr fr

My dawg?

It's really FUCKING good and crispy. Never understood praise for like chick fil a Wendy's chicken. It's so soft and tender, soggy almost. If I'm going to get fast food give me something super crispy and deepfried to fuck

jesus christ I got back from my smoke break and this is still going on? I dunno if I'm gonna make it all the way to the end of this show bros. I am eating rainbow sherbert to rejuvinate myself but this is rough going.

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...

Naomi is going to interfere

Why is Bianca having to carry Sonya for a 15+ min match?

paul needs to stop having these long no story matches no one gives a fuck

hang in there bro OMOS squash is right around the corner

triple h fell off

Hang in there and prepare the next game thread. I have faith in the main event

I hope the monster among monsters faces off against the nigerian giant that's the only way it can become kino

>Sasha Banks is the GOAT wrestler and all human. She’s the sexiest woman to ever exist. It took Iyo Sky how long to get called up to the main roster? Sasha Banks has pretty much done everything there is to do in WWE, except win the Women’s Royal Rumble and Women’s Money in the Bank briefcase. Meanwhile, she’s having success outside of wrestling right now. Banks is an entrepreneur, a fashion model, actress, and a soon-to-be singer. Iyo could only wish to accomplish a portion of what Banks has.

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Coons

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>Sonya goes into the business for herself and shoot heems Bianca out cold and pins her 1,2,3 to win the title
Would you mark out?

This, no one but reddit dorks want to watch marathon matches that have no heat behind them

Corey is shitting on Sonya so much she better actually be doing something.

>wymyn
anti-dimes
where is vince when you need him

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WHERE THE FUCK IS AJ

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where is the strikeposter? I feel booking this match deserves a strike.

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Dude clocked two concussions back to back. He's not going back in unless he wants to and then has to prove it's safe like Danielson. Also he said somewhere he liked moving into commentary/remotes because it eased up the travel schedule.

Hurt Biz wasn't nigs though. Except Ceddy.

its a fucking omos squash after this shit

This show sucks meaning it's going to get 2 milly.

I dunno if the thread will make it to another gamethread if this shit continues

Based Bianca

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>more Bagley
cringe

oh thank god

DING DONG

he really did fall off

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Why does HHH love Bayley so much?

Some weird uncanny vibes going on with Bayley’s face tonight, bros

>Bailey's child bearing hips
Bros, I want to knock her up soooo bad!

Bobbo isnt a nigger

dmg ctrl is female undisputed era

>Bayley
>no Iyo
Cringe as fuck

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>Over 1 million people watch this shit and think it's worth bragging about

I'll take Bayley who can at least make me grin when she shits on Cole over whatever the fuck the last 15 minutes were

HOLY FUCKING BASED

You can tell Bayley is trying to emulate Seth Rollins with these promos

bayley cant cut promos infront of a crowd for shit, she can only cut them backstage.

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*2 million

>tonight
It’s every night. She’s gross

Bayley needs to consider wearing a mask. That butterface and Jay Leno chin combination = No bueno.

Nigger moment

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SHUT THE FUCK UP
*clap x5*
SHUT THE FUCK UP
*clap x5*

Bayley mogging Ghetto Child.

It really does have similar vibes, now that you mention it. At least they can't hold the top title hostage.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

this is the most antidimes stable in a long time. i hate this shit and its all over the show. i hope hhh gets a clue

Is Bayley wearing a padded bra and padded pants because Jesus fucking Christ her body is insane

HAD A DREAM I

bayley has an extremely breedable body but that face is disgusting

Bagley fucking SUUUUUUUCKS her fake laugh is.worse than seths

IYO looking so good with her new title

ASUKA

I want Damage CTRL to creep on me into my bed the same way they creeped.into Bianca into the ring

>asuka and alexa run in
Oh thank Ceiling Cat

not a single real woman on that ring

God damn my nigga H really just said fuck this episode

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Don’t like skinny Alexa Bliss bros she has the same body type I did in 6th grade

>Fatsuka and Alex again

Bayley's ass is so phat

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Bayley's fat tits in that tight top

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Alex is a man. Asuka is an old hag. Banks isn’t returning yet. Too many other projects going on outside of WWE right now. It’s cool though. Eventually, my woman will return and be at the top of WWE once again.

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Why was Alberto del Rio ever a thing? Everything about him just looks like a fanfic about Raymond's brother.

Omos sighting

IYO and Asuka the show is saved

>letting alexa wrestle
SHE FUCKING SUCKS JUST MAKE HER A VALET PLEASE

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Horse

>these girls having to sell for dimeless shitter Alexa some more

KWAB

Paul, the tag team champs should be giving Bayley an advantage