MONDAY NIGHT RAW GAMETHREAD #3 - TWIN PEAKS EDITION

THE SHOW SO FAR:
> Monday Night Fricken Rollins hypes the crowd up, Riddle interrpupts and gets a recruitment attempt from the Judgement Day, leading to Riddle vs Finn with Seth closing it out
> Cena voiceover ads for Honda
> Someone accidentally let Dominik speak to a camera and it was LYNCHIAN

CURRENTLY:
> WWE Women's Undisputed Universal Tag Team Champions Beast and the Beauty, Raquel Rodriguez and Aliyah vs. DAMAGE CTRL's Dakota Kai & LYO SKY

STILL TO COME:
> Cell phone carrier and car insurance ads
> Johnny "Daria Reboot When??" gets into a fight because he's told to SHOOOSH
> Money in the Bank Blue Chip Prospect Austin Theory addresses the WWE Universe
> Bianca Belair issues an open challenge, will someone previously In Charge accept??? STAY TUNED TO FIND OUT!
> The return of the Nigerian Giant
> MIZ TV: Dexter Lumis escapes prison and traumatizes the A-Lister and his beautiful wife
> 24/7 shenanigans
> Rey Mysterio Jr's little boy versus Edge

Attached: 1632838655533.png (1080x1080, 1.18M)

Other urls found in this thread:

mobile.twitter.com/TOXlCATTRACTlON/status/1569492084473856000
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

I hope Iyo Sky and Dakota Kai lose again just for the joshipedo seethe.

Aliyah a cute!

Attached: 1657431444749.jpg (1284x1605, 344.36K)

Doms promo was ass or was it cringe kino?

Hoping IYO wins. Hate these shitters with the belts

Attached: 1645159872759.webm (1280x720, 2.92M)

>TWIN PEAKS EDITION

Attached: fashionpeaks2.jpg (567x314, 39.36K)

I hate Johnny Faggot

Someone please gif/webm aliyah slapping raquel's ass
They lost immediately TWICE

Remember when Jojo was going away for a bit and just never came back?

I need this Golden Brown Goddess bros

Attached: 1643881591347.webm (910x1026, 2.44M)

women's wrestling exposes the business

Attached: jim-cornette.jpg (1260x856, 37.77K)

Bros my fucking streams suck dick what's a good one

Cringe Kino, all that was missing was an Eddie custody reference.

Bayley gives better head than teanna trump

watch.sling.com

You just know this slut has tried to seduce Raquel and get her to "just try it"

YouTube TV

If a nigger touches my dog I'm fucking shooting

100% cringekino

reminder that paul singlehandedly brought back the /asp/ energy gamebreads. just wait for CAWdy to come back and we finna /wwe/ golden era.

Attached: trip-c.jpg (960x620, 65.17K)

Can't wait for IYO Sky to win so Sashitschizo can fuck off.

Television

Easily cringe kino

Attached: 1663030077994964.jpg (1920x1080, 247.88K)

Directv

The amount of absolute murderous hatred he still has towards Russo to this day is maybe one of the funniest things in the industry.

RAM vs SMACK: THE SEQUEL soon.

New thread so I have to ask, Marry fuck kill. Go!

Attached: ioraw.jpg (1169x899, 201.95K)

watchkobestreams dot info

ADRENALINE
IN THE THREADS

Attached: cody.png (1586x735, 1.45M)

How will you masterbate?

Aliyah is so bad lmao

>/asp/ energy gamebreads
As long as smarks exist, we will never have comfy shitposting back because someone will bitch and moan about jew stars

Who's challenging Bianca?

Kill them all.

marry iyo, fuck dakota, kill bayley

>it came out wet this time

Attached: 1663030503011.jpg (900x488, 50.06K)

marry iyo
fuck dakota
kill bagley

absolute cringe kino, he just needs to bulk up a bit.

Keep on bringing up the GOAT wrestler Sasha Banks. She lives rent free in all your useless heads. If Iyo loses, we are going to have some fun tonight, boys!

Marry Iyo
Fuck Iyo
Kill the other two

Me.

Triple kill

Iyo literally having to work in slow motion for this absolute shitter Aliyah.

>Iyo looking like shit to set up Alyiah execute simple moves
Why did Paul call her up

i miss Becky ass

Who thought it was a good idea to put the titles on these shitters? Aliyah is terrible.

Attached: vrnjfPoBNXb3dqbtCvfkUY-1200-80.jpg (1200x675, 70.33K)

there's a reason she was in nxt for 6 years, surprised they actually did something with her on tv instead of just backstage if you know what I mean

Raquel used to be Gonzalez right? I didn't just Berenstein Bear that memory?

Women aren't on tv to work at a high level, they're on tv to be eye candy and fapbait

she has a world record as the fastest winner of any match regardless of gender or gimmick of all time

I dunno why Paul called up Aliyah either user

Watch porn instead cretin

already in the correct order

yes but gonzales was too hard for pat mcafee to pronounce

Gonzalez is her shoot last name, so that Vince edict about real names forced the change.

why was she never let go?

Attached: 1581621696518.jpg (720x685, 112.36K)

Got a name change

We all do, bro

>Gonzalez
What?

Thanks for admitting your going to spam and troll the thread of off-topic shit

>women wrestling
Deadass falling asleep rn

1/10

cant wait for this based kinomaster to come back bros. he gonna win for his daddeh

>jew cupcakes
nah we dont do that gay shit here

Attached: 1649122776444.png (1768x2097, 1.54M)

kill dakota
fuck iyo
marry baylay

Iyo Sky is a WWE Superstar. How is that off-topic? I don’t have any threads currently in the catalog. I get five.

Iyo is wrestling like a diva

Kek I gotta watch this

Was Dakota supposed to catch Lyo or...?

Attached: FB_IMG_1660646880405.jpg (1015x1069, 102.32K)

Raquel has the most awkward mannerisms

BIG POOP WIPES OUT DAKOTA

fuck all three, then marry all three, then kill Any Forums

bruh the streams are doodoo today D-:

Aliyah has been wrestling for a decade and is still awful, she’s lucky she’s pretty

LU iO is ugliest iO imo I'd still murder an entire orphanage to sniff her though

Holy fuck this sucks. Is Aaliyah shoot injured or just terrible?

This match is really proof that NXT 1.0 was shit

Imagine her giving you head scissor with these legs.

Attached: 1623272490253.jpg (1080x864, 78.71K)

Why is this match not in pudding?

thank u my nigga

What the FUCK was that lmao

I can only pretend to like Womens wrestling so much bros…

I miss pre-Jasethy Becky.

Vince fingers too

Jesus Christ Dakota.....

this is legit awful

END THE MATCH

oh noooooooooo

Aliyah wrestles like she just got into the ring last week

Ah yes, the "Donkey Kong grab and jump off the stage" strategy.

kek everyone looks so bad while trying to do something with Aliyah

How are you guys liking my show tonight? As you can see, I tried really hard this time.

This match was ass man
Fire Dakota and Aliyah

Another perfect Moonsault by IYO AND NEW!!!!!

Based

cringe

God I hate womens wrestling. Imagine how much easier it’d be to watch wrestling shows if there was none of this shit

fucking hell did iyo smash her head onto the concrete

Let Sasha Banks and Naomi interrupt!!!!

>Iyo and Dakota won
BASED

why is aliyah on raw while tiff and sarray cant even get nxt tv time? this arab heffer must suck a mean dick.

Attached: 1662774250872809.jpg (741x581, 93.45K)

Aliyahxirs...

Vince should have left the company to Shane

These bitches have cancel peacock heat with me bros

Any Forums got their wish. THE NEW WOMEN'S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS

all that matters is that IYO SKY HAS A BELT

Truly makes me wonder who's she fucking to keep her job.

I'm legit confused by what happened

>this match

Attached: dd0.png (680x450, 229.83K)

literal tony khan booking lmao

Damage Control shoulve won the titles in the first place

>inb4 Raquel heel turn

Attached: 1623963934801.jpg (1170x1458, 140.33K)

That was pretty bad. Aliyah sucks.

>big poop wipes out Dakota
What the FUCK did he mean by this????

how did someone not die? What the FUCK was that?

I'm now convinced Aliyah and Raquel lost the tournament purely to spire The Prophecy

Attached: lyricchad.png (665x934, 671.26K)

Dakota Kai is a champion!!!!! Sissy boys BTFO

This is why Aliyah was just a pretty jobber during her entire NXT run, she can’t work

2 TIME CHAMP IYO

horse?

Becky and Carmella wrestling Bianca every week was better than this

KWAB DIMELESS WIN NO ONE CARES

What the fuck was that sell?

Thank You HHH

What was the point of the tournament?

Lol

If you fired Alyiah and Dakota, and teamed up Raquel and Iyo, you might have a decent team

>Damage CTRL champs
BASED HUNTER

Attached: 1648690312484.png (533x497, 7.21K)

well ok

the KWAI beck is dead bro

Glad Iyo and Dakota won, good job on that. Now don't put Aliyah on any more shows.

the women's championships just seem like a joke at this point. is it possible to be champ for more than a few weeks?

Their theme is so bad

BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED

Don't think you're getting a 2 milly with this Haitch.

>pyro

BASED HUNTER

Aliyah taking notes from HBK

It was so much more enjoyable when it was just two or more gals slapping the piss out of each other for about 5-7 minutes. This is just awful.

It was a sink or swim moment for Raquel and Aliyah and they sank

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT MONSTROSITY OF A MATCH

Attached: images (35).jpg (739x415, 17.55K)

>WE WAAAN! LOOKIE WAN!
Iyo so fucking cute lads

Novela time feat. Rey and Dom

SashitSchizo is eating crow and crying into his Sasha Bodypillow

I know no one gives a fuck about NXT but it was a reoccurring theme to have Raquel win the tag titles then lose them really quick. Her two NXT tag reigns and this one don't even add up to a month

This is way too much air time devoted to the shittiest of all Mysterios

BASED

mexican soap opera kino

>LIL MAN

Rey is really not a great promo after all these years. Is he better in Spanish?

>this is mine
no ur mine, iyo

I fucking hate raquel man, shes supposed to be a powerhouse but she barely pulls off any of those moves.

I hope Stephanie gets her wish and we get a show with only women. That'll show all the chuds!

Jealous

Damage CTRL has one of the worst theme songs ive ever heard

SHOOOOOOSH

Put some respect on Doms name

I'M ON MY OWN... AGAINST THE WORLD....

Jesus I wish I had a femdom Rhea girlfriend to make me a man

Dakota and Iyo are main roster champions! Vincels seething rn.
Thank you Papa H!

Rhea Ripley you bartender looking BITCH. Stay away from Don!

He has to cut the same face promos. He does a fake fucking voice dude. Isn't it obvious?

How are you guys liking my show tonight?? As you can see, I tried really hard this time.

Attached: B4AEB3A8-D282-472F-A96B-6B65A8327E13.jpg (400x400, 29.76K)

SHOOOSH PLEASE

Iyo Sky is a one-time WWE Women’s Tag Team Champion. Sasha Banks has how many more title wins than that? You all act like this is some HUGE accomplishment.

>Holy crap that was awful
Meltzer might just give it 4 stars

It's extra insulting that Iyo actually has a dimes theme.

Attached: 20220912_205555.jpg (1920x1080, 133.8K)

She could barely press her own partner this match. Bianca mogs her hard

so, hunters is fucking her?

10x better than this shit

Rhea is dime now wtf

What makes you think Rey Mysterio has ever been good at anything but being the apex flippy boy

Did Edge and Rey even have interaction back in the old days? Feels like this brother stuff came completely out of nowhere.

I like Iyo and Sasha

>"I'm going to peg you now."

That song is actually catchy and pop-y
Damage CTRL's theme is just LyRics

lol I forgot that braun returned last week until corey mentioned it during gable's entrance

This is it bros, Dom going up against PPV-teir Edge. Dom's career pace will be defined by this match performance. How do you expect him to deliver and what will be the outcome?

>DOMINIK THE JUDGMENT DAY ARE EVIL
>FROM MY POINT OF VIEW YOU AND EDGE ARE EVIL
>WELL THEN YOU ARE LOST

It's impossible to take Iyo seriously as a heel, she's way too cute.

Choo choo tard man is

>Bigger tits
iO
>Bigger ass
iO
>Bigger legs
iO
>Cuter smile
iO
>Receding hairline
Sashit
>Looks like a horse
Sashit
>Part negro
Sashit
>Isn't a self mark little cry baby bitch
iO

Kill yourself btw

They won the tag titles together user

well time for a shit break

>Did Edge and Rey even have interaction back in the old days?
bruh

They were literally tag champs

They were tag team champions on smackdown newfag.

Here’s who has won main-roster titles among current WWE women’s wrestlers:
Charlotte Flair
Bayley
Becky Lynch
Alexa Bliss
Liv Morgan
Bianca Belair
Carmella
Dana Brooke
Natalya
Tamina
Nikki ASH
Doudrop
Ronda Rousey
Rhea Ripley
Shayna Baszler
Aaliyah
Raquel Rodriguez
Dakota Kai
Iyo Sky
Plus Sasha Banks and Naomi when they come back
So almost every current woman who has been on the main roster has at least one title to her name. Pretty impressive desu.

Yes

Attached: 09F44460-85AC-493B-9B39-00D5E4A1AF03.jpg (755x898, 126.14K)

based American Alpha theme

Man look at all these goyslop commercials

Well fuck me, I skipped a lot of time in there.

Shoooshsisters... We're losing again....

They won the tag titles you fucking retard. But they feuded in like 2008. Rey Mysterio vs La Familia

Please go watch some Smackdown Six matches user

Attached: EdgeRey.png (1440x1080, 1.69M)

>Joshifag crying about Sasha again

I think it's just because they have been around for so long.

>ANY WAY YOU WANT IT

Staff handing out binoculars to everyone up front so they can see Gable and Gargano wrestle

No need for the first part, I legitimately couldn't remember.

Why do you love Chad Gable?

my girlfriend has smelly feet when she comes back from work and I don't know how to address it without sounding like a jerk

Based Raquel and Aliyah keeping the titles warm for Iyo while she beats Asuka, Alex and Bianca.

BE YOURSELF CANT BE NO ONE ELSE
ANOTHER DAY GONNA GIVE EM H-HELLlll
*I don’t know the lyrics*
THIS REBEL HEART THIS REBEL HEART

Attached: 922468B2-5034-4841-91C4-3EF73E234880.png (800x609, 406.55K)

t. Peter Rosenberg

offer to lick them clean for her

>Why can't I wear white after labor day?

What does he mean by this? Why can't he do that?

Any Dexter sighting yet?

Don't feel bad, user. I skipped from about 2002 until 2018. I dunno shit either.

Better than the magnifying glasses for Atom Smole.

lads I barely get erections any more in the morning, Im not even 30 yet, what the fuck id going on?

Attached: 1644508646862.jpg (1024x1004, 97.72K)

WATCH AEW

Attached: said the N word while wearing a nazi hat and spent and hour ranting about it and trying to convince people i didn't say it.gif (220x307, 568.49K)

I'll withhold my comment til Dom v Edge

middling so far
riddle and balor was good but that tag match sucked
though I do love that you put bayley's fat tits underneath a tight top, do more of that. And the rhea corruption storyline is working me into a shoot so far, so keep on escalating that into high impact sexual violence

Attached: 9e6d3ed8-c9db-4608-9c07-2a434be049de.f8357864580fd42ffa3e90778d7d295a.jpg (612x612, 36.02K)

THIS REDDIT HEART THIS REDDIT HEART

When she was back in Stardom being a stuck-up raging bitch to Mayu Iwatani after turning on her it was pretty easy to hate her as a heel. But any other time I agree with you.

>it's burning straight through the dark

Jerk off less and get more sleep.

Based.

mobile.twitter.com/TOXlCATTRACTlON/status/1569492084473856000
Look at this shit lmao

God I hate zoomer trash. Fuck off dumb ass.

Attached: 1652388126781.jpg (1200x1200, 308.36K)

Stop jacking off dude. Once you hit 30, you gotta save that shit.

>PLEASE BRAUN SQUASH GARGANO
PLEASE BRAUN SQUASH GARGANO

THIS REBEL HEART
THIS REBEL HEART

stop bragging man this is meant to be /comfyzone/

Attached: 1640669821664.jpg (700x641, 172.83K)