Why do wrestlers always pretend to be shoot though guys?

Why do wrestlers always pretend to be shoot though guys?

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why didn't the passengers call an audible and pull off a Flight 93?

If these guys were on the plane Zelina Vega's dad wouldn't be dead

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Pretending to be fighter is the very core of pro wrestling. Wrestlers are all sadomasochists to some degree, so I can believe some of them would try to stop a plane hijacking. How successful they'd be at it is another story.

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They'd be too drunk or high to do shit about it

I get what he is trying to do, but one look at WWE's roster from 2010 and you can see that 95% of the roster back in 2010 were shoot fags, they wouldn't have done shit.

I would hope he was drunk because he sounds like a complete retard

kek why would you tweet that what a dumbass

At least Jericho included the rest of the roster in the scenario instead of trying to say he would have stopped them by himself like Marky Mark did.

>box cutters vs the craziest mofos on the planet
which one are supposed to be the wwe wrestlers

>Can you imagine the Plane Ride from Hell going through New York at the time? The tallest building vs the craziest mofos on the planet? Game over Empire State Building.

This is hands down the funniest wrestling tweet I’ve ever seen. Cody’s “stop you know nothing” tweet is a close second but the lack of self awareness from Jeribloat puts this one at another level.

Boomer dudes are obsessed with assuring you they are tough. Sometimes I’m sat in the pub just listening to various guys assure one another how hard they are despite not having done anything physically demanding since their late teens.

i-is this real

Not that I would but I wonder what the reaction would be from any sports entertainer if I popped my switchblade in front of them...

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What did he know?

can't believe they wasted a wrestlemania year of Brock on this guy

>twatter
>2001
nigger please

>though guys
GOOD MORNING SIRS

retard