When my mom calls me down for dinner time, I make her play Roman's theme on the Alexa so I can slowly walk into the kitchen like a badass.
When my mom calls me down for dinner time...
Wyatt Myers
Luis Turner
very, very very based
Ethan Scott
do you put a pad down before you slam your fist on the floor?
Christopher Hill
Do you sit at the head of the table?
Cameron Bell
Based. What did she make tonight?
Ethan Anderson
I play Stone Cold's theme on my airpods and turn my head side to side to look at people as I walk into work
Asher Rogers
>take four minutes to sit down at the table
>room is only 20sqm
Luis Barnes
Based EGOD
Nathaniel Collins
I make mine play Burn In My Light and throw golden confetti at me when I make the pose.
Jason Cook
I fold a towel long ways and throw it over my shoulders like a belt and play 1999 Corporate Rock theme in my airpods and walk around my house like him
Liam Campbell
Pot roast. Oh and I forgot I make her tell everyone to be quiet so I can yell "ACKNOWLEDGE ME" to my family.
Hudson Hughes
Do the Usos pull you out before you have to eat the broccoli?
Jace Williams
I had:
Red Beans and Rice
Cornbread
Ribs
Was tasty, I might bake some brownies.
Levi Young
Same but Undertakers at my granpaps wake
Jose Thompson
Based
William Diaz
Mmmmmm badasss
Jason Brown
I storm in with no music and talk about King's Road
Lincoln Harris
Absolutely YUMOLA
Charles Johnson
I play A Town Down then run downstairs with my money in the bank to cash in on my mom after my dad knocked her out to win the BBC taker championship and my brother shoot heems me every time
Christopher Long
Indecently based user, maybe the best post I’ve seen on here in months
Daniel Green
Indecently?