WOAT Thread

WOAT Thread
Who's the worst main event promo of all time? (Hard Mode - No Women)
For me, it's between Omega and Carder

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Paul. /thread

It's either Hangman or Ronda

Phil is a one trick pony when it comes to promos

Lex Luger

ADR was pretty dimeless. Sheamus was dimeless too when they actually pushed him and gave him the belt, but over time he transformed into mega dimes

Hunter's promos nearly killed the entire industry

This

Big E and Kofi

jeff hardy

no, he's still dimeless actually even more dimeless now

there's a handful of heel del rio promos where he was pretty funny and good, he just phoned it in a lot like he would do generally. probably because he was hungover 70% of the time

Kenny's promo about kitty cats was once of the most embarrassing things I've heard but at least it wasn't on TV. Keith Lee is also up there.

Rey Mysterio

Omega. He couldn't cut a money drawing promo if you put a loaded gun to the heads of his loved ones.

OP said main event

Carder is pretty bad but you can't beat out-WOAT face roman

Good call, and I say this as a revisionist "actually Lex Luger was good in ring" guy.

Took my answer, Rey’s most iconic promo is talking about his knee injury kek

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF BIG SLOW

>120 degrees in mid August
>In the middle of Death Valley
>Wearing a snake necktie and lizard boots
>Carrying his Harley Davidson on his shoulder because it ran out of gas
>Tells Taker that he will stab him in the back while he is sleeping
>Taker tells him that he doesnt sleep and drives off
>Has to walk for two (2) days to get out of the desert

What a simp

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It's Kenny, hands down. He can't even pretend not to be a nancy boy weebfag.

Latin no heat

Roman

It's a 3 hour show and Vince couldn't write for shit. That's a lot of time to fill. Gaytch had the unfortunate task of eating up the first half hour of every RAM. Anybody in that position would have gotten tiresome. It's a dirty job, and Gaytch had to do it.

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