Time to Poach

Okay, Any Forums since TK has proven himself to be a fucking moron who seems to have zero idea of what he has, you've been tasked by another wrestling company to poach some of the talents.

So, who are you poaching?

Maximum of Fourteen for the Men Six for the women. Bonus points if you tell us why.

allelitewrestling.com/aew-roster

1. Anthony Bowens
2. Chris Jericho
3. Christian Cage
4. Darby Allin
5. John Silver
6. Kenny Omega
7. Lance Archer
8. Max Caster
9. Miro
10. Pac
11. Penta
12. Peter Avalon
13. Rey Fenix
14. Wardlow

Women
1. Anna Jay
2. Hikaru Shida
3. Jade Cargill
4. Jamie Hayter
5. Riho
6. Serena Deeb

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All or them are fucking shitters.

>John Silver
That nigga is 4'10". Are you starting a midget federation?

MJF
Jade
Wardlow
Only AEW wrestlers with value

poachers dont wear orange vests, but thats just me being autistic. Here are the ones i would grab

1. STING
2. Brock Anderson/Arn
3. Pillman Jr.
4. Rey Fenix
5. Jay Briscoe
6. Mark Briscoe
7. Christian
8. Andrade
9. Pac
10. Billy Gunn
11. Jericho
12. Ace Steel

FUCK! I FORGOT MJF!
Despite his size, he can work, has a dimes look, and has charisma for days.

Shida and Riho for my joshi waifu harem forum.

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>brodie lee
That nigga dead

Dangerously based Passionchad.

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>dimes look
He literally couldn't be more generic looking. He's your typical bald, bearded vanilla midget indy shitter. He's so short and generic that he makes Tony fucking Nese look like a dime drawer.

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Women:
Penelope Ford - that ass and skills
Jamie Hayter - good looking and good overall
Abadon - Monster heel girl is over with me
Statlander -
Bunny

Men:
Austin Gunn -
Colten Gunn - Dimes future tag team
Daddy Magic - Great heel
Angelo Parker - dependable goon
Pillman Jr. - Needs to put that rocker gimmick on
Miro - getting old but great promo guy and looks tough
Hobbs - potential
MJF - promos alone make it worth it
Butcher -
Blade - I like BBB, make them even more road warrior though
Nese - will be a face
Andrade - Fantastic dude
and I guess
Kyle O'Reilly -
Santana -

Yeah, these three are fucking dimes. But there are others I think would have longer-term potential. If, however, I had it set to 20 men, then these two and Hobbs would have absolutely been on my list.

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WWE only wants (naming only people to never work there)
Max
Omega
Wardlow
Darby

Anna Jay
Cargill
Riho

Oh and MJF. I only went with the list you provided

I've provided the link to AEW's official roster to make it easier for people.

Max x2
Omega
Wardlow
Darby

Anna Jay
Cargill
Riho

1 Billy Gunn
2 Christian Cage
3 Chris Jericho
4 Wardlow
5 MJF
6 Penta
7 Rey Fenix
8 Daniel Bryan
9 Big Show
10 Mark Henry
11 Daniel Garcia
12 Matt Menard
13 Matt Menards Janetty
14 Jim Ross, so that he can retire alongside King

1 Jade
2 Britt
3 Anna Jay
4 Red Velvet

i was gonna put big show on my list but he's already living in my walls so no need.

1. Chuck and Trent
2. FTR
3. The Acclaimed
4. reDRagon
5. TH2
6. Cass (and sign Enzo)
7. Lucha Bros

We're a tag only fed, full of guys with charisma. I poach the exact same women and introduce a Diva's style title, where the wrestling matters very little.

Their age is an issue but I think with some good writing and using them on screen you could get good mileage out of them for 5 years about at least. The look is the sell point.