Mannerisms you picked from this board

> talking to a co worker about the all out post media scrum
>say cm cuck instead of cm punk

>talking to a buddy I work with at a pizza whose about to take over the business
>he talks about how once he takes over he's going to fire one of our Co workers
>said Co worker ends up quitting a few days later
>tell buddy "looks like you won't have to future endeavor user after all"
>looks at me like "nigga what"

>in a group chat with some friends talking about the us open
>going over the Alcaraz v Sinner match
>say "that behind the back shot from Alcaraz to score got a pop out of me"

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congrats you're a fuckin moron

I tell my buddies they belong in San Francisco in my best Dr D impression and it gets a huge pop from the boys even though they have no idea where the quote is from.

>see Rafa Nadal gets beat by a literal who
>friends is a big Nadalmark
>take a screenshot from ig saying Nadal lost
>send to friend with a text saying "on your knees dog"

I routinely say KWAB (I pronounce it as "quab" in RL) to my girlfriend's son's father and we get a good chuckle

Whenever someone goes out like a mark I just yell "KEK WHAT A BITCH" always gets a pop from the fellas

I say "we use that word here"

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I've replaced the word "unironically" with "shoot" in my vocabulary

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The only player who draws dimes these days is Nick Kyrgios

>work w 2 guys who a have a beef
>moreso one sided
>one guy is 24 yr old self entitled mark still living w his parents
>other guys is a 40 something yr old walking troll who lives w parents
>24yr old always gets worked by older guy bc he thinks he's lazy
>constantly calling out the vet lately
>threatens to assault him over some petty bs
>ends up quitting a few days later
>stupid mark got worked into a shoot
>40somethingyrold goes over clean with a scratch
>gets a pop from the boys
Ya love to see it

I called my sister a "walled bitch" and she got pissed off, but didn't even know what "walled" meant. My dad asked me later what it meant, and when I told him he laughed his ass off.

>a buddy I work with at a pizza whose about to take over
good morning sirs

i walk into every room doing the scott hall walk

Lol it's a bad habit I have brother. I'm thinking and texting at the same time. All those drugs in my early years went over clean on my braincells.

A bar my friend owns has one of the digital jukeboxes that you can play songs from your phone. I put on Adam Coles theme song, and do his entire gimmick when I go in, with the BOOM and ADAM COLE BAY BAY

sorry to call you out friend, but "good morning sirs" posting is my irl mannerism

Keke that's fucking funny bro. Your old man sounds based

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I do the same to thus turkroach in political group im in on fb. He's constantly sharing shit from the occupy democrats page. It's really cringe dude.

>work in a mental ward
>one of the patients is shoot 6'3
>never talks and always stays in bed unless to eat, shit or take meds
>everytime we cross paths say "ahh THE BIG GUY, Goin to breakfast, takin a shit etc etc
>Big guy always corpses and let's out a chuckle

you're the 40 something, aren't you, user

nick sold out the arena playing some russian who and the entire crowd started booing when he lost. he truly is the last modern draw

>posts frog
>lies