AEW DYNAMITE Gamethread #4

>Hangman jumps over the rail from the crowd and starts shooting on Phil
Would you mark y/n?

CM JUNKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>weak pop for Punk
KWAB

>CuM Puke

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>Boo-boo face
I really can't tell if this is all a work or not desu

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y

wtf is that makeup filter KWASM

too late

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If he's coming out this early then is it safe to assume there's no rematch?

what the hell did retard RUSEV even say just now?

REDEEMER KINO. my man needs screen time every week

>ME4
GOOD MORNING SIRS

Please retire

i thought we got rid of this faggot for a few weeks

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he's teaming with Darby and Sting at All Out to fight House of Black

PLEASE RETIRE
*clap clap clapclapclap*
PLEASE RETIRE
*clap clap clapclapclap*

Punk is actually making fun of hangman by looking like a sad bitch

Miro teaming with Lil Nigga is absolutely based.

>pulverized

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Guy Incognito is over with me, brother.

>Jew first
What did he mean by this?

I know at least one person who would mark out

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I say nigger every day but in a cool and non-racist way.

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>16 times more than this fat guy ever got screwed
Bitchtits BTFO

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Fatguybros....

I want more Shida

>no one from aew
>cena is there
HAHAHAHAHAA

>fatshaming
CANCEL PUNK RIGHT FUCKING NOW

Colt Cabana chant?

Based Chad Man Punk putting that fat smark bitch in his place

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>y-y-y-y-you're an incel
woah, riveting stuff punk

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LMAO BASED PUNK

HEEL PUNK LET'S GO

bros its fucking over.

kek so fucking true he should have come out in gay little butterfly pants

it's a mjf land back reference

Any Forumsbros…..

>fat shaming

Eddie bros…

Why Phil picking on obese fans?

KWAB
Punk shooting on fatties again

This dude wearing Friday the 13th shoes

FATSOS ERASED

fat bros....

COLT CABANA CHANTS OH NO NO NO

Punk pointed at Eddie when he said that holy shit

YOU FATSHAMING PAL?

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I hate CM Punk so much bros it’s unreal

OJAMA BTFO
BITCHTITS BTFO

jesus christ that fat guy got fucked for once

>Fat-shaming
FOR SHAME, PUNK
GET CANCELLED

Just stop eating so much, fat asses

why is Chicago heckling Punk?

Somebody send hook

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Wow fatshaming in current year I am ashamed of you Punk

>I say nigger every day but in a cool and non-racist way.

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fat fuck fucking owned lmao
punk shits on Any Forums

>Babyface underdog punk overcoming the odds
please no

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e-groebros...

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why didnt he just say that?

PLEASE RETIRE *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*
PLEASE RETIRE *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*
PLEASE RETIRE *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

Kek Punk is such a reactionary pussy bitch

me too. i wish i could say single handedly but atom cole is out there

youtube.com/watch?v=Tq5dTut0zwg

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>roasts himself because of his UFC career
Any Forumsbros... are memes failed

That's cap

AYE PUNK WE DONT PLAY THAT FAT SHAMING GAME HERE PARTNA YOU APOLOGIZE OR ILL EAT YOUR FUCKING DOG I SWEAR ON MY MOMS

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I love that they're dragging this shit out and carnying the audience right up to the end since nobody knows the main event

punk a GOD on the stick

All of this is free W to the E

PLEASE RETIRE, PLEASE RETIRE, PLEASE RETIRE

Does Ojama actually enjoy this shitshow?

This is prime MJF bait

Love everything about that insult except the body shaming. sigh

>nooooo not my hecking pupperino!

This shit is like watching Edge in WWE. Get the fuck out of here Punk.

>Cuckman getting shit from fans in his own home
KWAB

>has to be told hes loved so he can continur his performance
Sad

zzz boring shit, next angle pls

You on about the guy who gets worked into a frothing seethe over the trapposter?
He thinks a comeback run will finally get him over, but he's pg now and doesn't use his gore folder because he's a dimeless bitch scared of getting banned again

>acting like he has a 5 year old sister that he disappointed

Ratings are gonna be dropping this quarter
>931k max

Phil's sister a looker?

I wish they played Punks music and Mox came out to talk more shit.

>Larry went without walks for 2 months

YOU DESERVE IT! YOU DESERVE IT!

Thoughts on Becky Lynch?

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Get this faggot out the ring and bring in the kike to challenge Moxly

yes, he is very good at being gay

God this shit is awful
Even Chicago doesn't care

YOU CAN'T CRY DURING PROMOS BITCH THAT'S MY GIMMICK

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GO ACE

WHO ARE YOU
WHO ARE YOU
WHO ARE YOU

Cena's turning chinese.

Edge is getting monster pops lately bro

KYS shankism

>GO ACE
GO ACE
>GO ACE
GO ACE
>GO ACE
GO ACE

KEKMAN getting his Rematch. So fucking predictable.

GO ACE (steel)

Good morning sir!

Ace Steel looks like he listens to Kid Rock and idolized Chipper Jones

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Some cringe shit going on here desu

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I'd take it as a compliment coming from punk.
Rather be an incel than whatever... xir is.

Oh goddamnit

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HOLY KINO SEGMENT

>I trained this man
BOO THIS MAN

MOTHERFUCKER ITS A WORK

its fucking over
punk rematch mox
punk wins

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this is some shitty ass acting

>Inb4 Eddie beats the fuvk out of Punk backstage

this is gay as fuck just give us omega vs ospreay already

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This is ass

>Punk is trying to be a martyr to the fans again

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trap poster is a fag too but i was talking about cm punk

ok now beat up ace.
we got it punk, you're heel now.

Oh no he's pulling a Cody fake cry

WTF IS THIS STORYTELLING LOL
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS NOBODY

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this crowd seems weird and undeserving bros

Who cares tho

Go Ace!

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Moxley better squash Punk again. If Tony is retarded enough to put the belt on Punk he’ll just get injured again doing some dumb shit like stage diving

He’s just like me frfr

Aew without Cody is nothing lol

>underdog CM Punk storyline
this is so tone deaf kek

This is so weird

Hit Colt's music already!!!!

GO ACE
BASED PROMO

Are they going to fuck?

This is a WWE tier shit promo.

Being CM Punk's family don't mean shit lol he's turned on his family too lol

l-lewd ace

Kino honestly.

If Punk is wrestling Sunday then it is big gay.

>YOU FUCKING GET UP

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This is a weird angle

this isn't really any better or worse than WWE acting, but when they do this shit, the camerawork is at least a little more interesting

this thread is now about the ACE of pro wrestling

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>YFW you BLACKED so many white wombs that there's literally No white women left to fuck

IT'S A WORK SHOOT SHOOT WORK SHOOT

This guy wants to fuck Punk

>Aew without Cody is nothing lol

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THE NEW ANOKI SLAP
WE HAVE A NEW ANOKI SLAPPER

F BOMB DROPPED

F BOMB

MJF needs to show up on Sunday and fuck Punk up after he wins

Cuckman phill should go away

This is gay as fuck

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Did he say fuck?

How is this dude a better promo than half the locker room?

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Burns & Undercooks a Burger Simultaneously

>rocky angle

F BOMB?

KINO SEGMENT HOLY SHITTTTTTT

Guys he’s yelling that means the promo is good

ACE STEELE BROS THIS IS OUR FUCKING TIME

HOLY SHIT WHAT A FUCKING SURPRISE

oof this is shit
let me kniw when phil retires bros

Oh, My Science Cuck Man is getting a Rematch he never earned. Holy Storytelling.

Punks little sister looks nothing like him

This is shoot the gayest promo I've ever seen. Lots of self asshole sniffing by Cm Punk and not Colt Cabana.

what a fucking promo put the title on him

If he does wrestle on Sunday do they have the balls to have him go over?

KINO
KINO
KINO
KINO

FUCK OFFFFFFFF

lel Punk stealing Hangman's story arch

O SHIT CM CRUNK GONNA FIGHT

>Underdog babyface Punk
Sadly, he's going over

F WORD DETECTED

10/10 shit bros

Welp

Is he finally gonna turn heel at All out?

Certified CAWDY moment

Makes me wonder how much the FCC fines are for fuck being dropped on live television?

Me two except I do it in a hardcore truthful way

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Lets Get One Thing Straight

Some gay Rocky wanabe storytelling shitty pepsi tattoo faggot shut the fuck up
just bring out ospreay

And you want to kill them before they're born, right Punk?

I hope Mox heems punk.

she's her friend
not biological
he considers her family his family

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>le underdog CM Punk
FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

KINO
I
N
O

I REALLY DON'T WANT PUNK TO BE CHAMPION AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

This is 100% babyface.

Imagine how much more time the women would have if Phil didn't waste up time with his cringe talks

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IT'S TIME FOR THE SAME EVENT

Punk is dimes on the mic, you trannies will never convince me otherwise

>THEY'VE BEEN TRYING TO KILL ME SINCE THE DAY I WAS BORN!
Stealing Taz old Schizo gimmick?
Pathetic, Punk.

you're a retard ace is hitting all the notes

>yfw Moxley loses sunday

Ace's promo rules, but this story sucks.

Based Phil

>Where the weak are killed and eaten
Chicago is a city of people who fear ketchup

He fucking lost, go away

>IN YOUR OWN WORDS *steals rocky quote*

>Punk was killed on his way to the arena by a pack of north american pavement apes

Thats Chicago for ya

>chicago, where the weak are killed
it does have one of the highest homicide rates in america

BOOKER OF THE YEAR

Yeah, foetuses are pretty weak ey?

how many cheap chicago pops do this shitter need

>Taz: this is explosive!
No Taz, this is laughably bad.

Moxbros. It's over.

based based based PHIL HATERS BTFO

>SO REAL!
Th-thanks JR

He said "the real CM Punk" though. The real Punk is a cunt

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This is gay as FUCK
Phil is fucking cringe

It was the perfect amount with a good finish

>This is Chicago where the weak are killed and eaten
Bro most the people in the crowd would’ve died in childhood if not for the Industrial Revolution tf you talking about Phil

fr tho I liked that match and want to see more of their asses, fuck you phil

FCCbros...

I would heem Punk and take the contract and sign it

Stopped Watching
Dont Care

absofuckingluteKINO

>Hangman shirt in the background
KINO

I'm not happy that this is such a good promo. Because again, Punk has to win.

Shades on Nash

Moxley Plumbing the Transitional Champion so Cuck Man can win at Home... holy fucking cringe.

They had a chair ready so he could go into the crowd ....

>WEAK ARE KILLED AND EATEN
CANNIBAL BROS WE DID IT

I ARE CHIGAGO

I can't tell if this is based or cringe

>goes from woe is me to motivated with one slap
guy is shoot manic depressive

Fuck that self mark yid as well, Christian did his gimmick better. Fuck CM Punk. Moxley better shoot on Punk.

Either Punk has a tiny head or those guys at the back have huge heads.

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punk wins lol

...

kek

Can't tell if cringe or kino.

WE ARE SHIT-KWAB-O

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I mean in general. The women should get more time

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Kek Punk became Cena after all that shitting on him back in 2011.

Agreed. I like AEW but Punk sucks ass and Mox is based

this is the setup for MJF costing him, in Chicago, after this promo, after MJF said he would hand him his most embarrassing loss

Cenabros...

Imagine all the tight Chink Pussy he gets

>turned a heckling chicago crowd around
Yeah hes a god

cringekino

A GOD A FUCKING GOD ON THE STICK

>le same Chicago Man promo

>Bro most the people in the crowd would’ve died in childhood if not for the Industrial Revolution tf you talking about Phil
To be fair, the majority of people would have not survived beyond their teenage years before the industrial revolution.

God I want to hate CM punk so much and them he does shit like this and I just camt

LOOK INTO MY EYES
WHAT DO YOU SEE
A MAN WHO WON'T PAY FOR THIS PPV

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SHITCAGO

There's going to be a swerve right
Please
Don't give me another Punk match

MOX IS A DEAD BITCH

Fine I'll watch that fucking PPV

10/10 promo/segment SHEESH

>I'm all the Chicago

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>making a nigger crime city part of your identity

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Does MJF show up at All Out to screw Punk out of the belt and they renew the feud?

Like every major city, the local cunt is the most beloved figure

>Any Forums will pretend that segment wasn't kino because they disagree with his politics
you're all a bunch of women

I have no idea how CM Punk just promo'd the entire company out of a bad spot but he just did.

Click on Any Forums, what do I see?
Edrones seething endlessly.
They lost Jon Moxley, and they lost me.
TK's running the better company.
Edrones coping constantly.
Like Wolfcuck and the Cult of Corny.
Edrones seething constantly.
Edrones coping constantly.
Edrones malding endlessly.

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>The women should get more time

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It's going to be great, I have read the script, MOX champ until unsteated by are Kip at DON 2023
>t.knower

you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain. he never should have went to UFC and never should have came back.

Love everything about that insult except the body shaming. sigh

>le muh heckin Chocagorino promo

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What part of Chicago you from bros?

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im buying this ppv now bros

he just retired

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It's cable. FCC has no power. Only issue would be with Turner management.

the part with the murderous niggers

Wait a minute guys, you told me Punk was hirt

So THATS what Elitechads look like?

kek
Yeah but maybe they want a heel turn where he gets cheered. Who knows

>people on Twitter sold tickets because punk wasn't gonna be at all out
>punk is in all out

mogged by Seff's kid

That segment was fucking terrible.

I shoot got worried he was going to jump the rail again.

MJF would be more likely to cost Moxley to ensure an injured weak Punk wins the belt and will be easy pickings for MJF

We had the chance to do something actually interesting with the open challenge it all got flushed down the toilet just so that this rickety old faggot can sniff his own farts in front of his friend and family. Absolutely dreadful.

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New

Reddit hated that segment so it’s kino

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Chinks kill off their women so they have more sons. They barely have any and hes probably banging ladyboys

I'm genuinely thinking MJF is actually GONE. Unless he's the Joker and Punk x MJF happens.

WE EATIN GOOD TONIGHT PEEP CHADS

It’s pretty rich for Punk to talk about people wanting him dead at childbirth

That poor girl is gonna grow up loving golden showers and will never understand why

JR ain't said a word since that dude said fuckin'. Tony even had to tap him to see if he was still alive.

Fitting for a faggot like Cuckman

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Haven't been watching for a while, Punk looks big/good, hope he didn't lose all of his mobility

I was more impressed with in Acr in that segment that Punk desu.

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>jungle boy
>your dad is dead
>i want to kill you
>i want to fuck your mom
>I love you

Jungle Janetty shouldn't pretend to be something he's not

>They got all of our hopes up with Mox winning on Dynamite so he can lose at All Out
It hurts.

Based Negan Christian

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Kek what worked bitches.

Jungle Boy with a good promo? wtf

if you're holding MJF's promo to the letter, that's not "embarrassing" though

why not have plants there that look like normal human beings?

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It wasn't kino because it was fucking terrible. Get some standards, cultist.

So were gonna find out what he meant on All Out? Gay.

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love this pepe.

FTR has been the top ranked team for like, 4 months now.

John Cena, we already know this.