I graduated college today

What have you acomplished today pw?

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Why do you look like Dr. Death Steve Williams?

Because i'm a fake tough guy

Based Ashton Kutcher portraying young Steve Jobs

>it took him this long to get a degree
No career? No fuck-you money? Congratulations, you’ve reached a new tier, but that also means you’re at the bottom of this tier and can still slide back down. Make money asap.

congrats on getting your phd in donkey kong billy

I am able to maintain a turgid erection at 53 years of age without medical assistance.

lel

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how many cucumbers do you need to insert Mr. Nash?

I never finished my degree and I make 180k a year. Is that good, Mr. user?

damn how many giftcards is that?

Fucking right, thats good. Get money however you want. Imagine ever hating on an individual when we’re all getting robbed by the federal government.

During the years when Perry Saturn went missing I saw a dude who looked exactly like him but with an unkempt scraggly beard eating dogfood out of a can under the Jersey Turnpike

how did you know it wasn't dinty moore stew?

Is that in dollar or rupees?

Op here I actually started my own business while getting my degree it's small but it's growing
Thank you i will try for a masters in donkey kong 64

there was a dog on the can user i dunno what else could it have been? dog flavored stew?

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>ESL

better eyes than poor perry if you can spot a dog on a can as well as a disguised saturn as you drive by

Someone 'jokingly' told me I was ugly and I drank a beer

user did you have to go to a summer session or something who graduates in August?