What was your most autistic moment?
What was your most autistic moment?
Isaiah Mitchell
Blake Bennett
when I was 19 I knew a girl who wanted to fuck but I didn't realize it and talked about my computer instead. I don't know if that's the absolute most autistic but it's probably close
Brandon Rogers
I worked in a hospital for 8 months during Covid and multiple times I said "have a nice day!" in my customer service voice to people who were leaving the ICU because their loved one had just died.
Joshua Parker
Its been fucking years and yet I still remember, goddamn nothing has ever come close to this.
>be me in carpentry class
>no idea how to work the cnc router, needed to use it since it was a part of what we were doing, so I go and ask my teacher to help since he's currently working at his desk
>explain that I need his help and he says "just a sec" and he'll be there
>literally stand there without saying a word for about a solid 2-3 minutes until I left and went back to the router to wait for him
Now see that 2-3 minutes felt like fucking 5 and honestly it probably was cause I felt like I had been there for way too fucking long. I mean when he said "just a sec" I thought he was gonna get up in like a second you know but fucking nope. I still don't know what the fuck I was thinking that day but for whatever reason I stood around like a dumbass. Definitely top 5 autistic moments right up there with me ripping a fucking receipt out of the register when I was ordering something.
Bentley Moore
I have multiple but I think a funny one was I asked a waitress if the mints were complimentary.
Ian Martinez
When I praised Hitler when I was talking to a girl I liked.
Angel Russell
Not sure if autistic but when we travelled to a foreign country and rented a house a stray puppy would always come over and basically ask for food. We gave it milk and bit of meat and I was playing around with it. I took a straw (hay straw) and tickled its ear when the renter's daughter came over, saw me and just walked away. That happened like 8 or 9 years ago but it still is very embarrassing.
Wyatt Brown
Idk, maybe staying in a relationship that was garbage and passing on several girls that showed interest in me.
It was sexless too, I just kept putting it off, broke up with her and did so many drugs I went into psychosis.
Samuel Johnson
Went home with this nonbinary gal and spent a good 30 minutes ranting about why trannies shouldn't get surgery while she didn't say a word
Jeremiah Brooks
Getting caught furtively petting a puppy sounds cute
Matthew Hill
Every national park.... and africa
Eli Adams
I can assure you that I don't care whether it was cute or not, I wanted to die on the spot right there.
Easton Morales
>I wanted to die on the spot right there
Then who would be there to pet the dog?
Owen Jenkins
My family members.
Ayden Jackson
>be me
>have girl joke about watching my penis in class
>touches me occasionally
>gives number
>wants to hang out
>still not sure if i have a chance
>tell her i like her friend
pretty sure i just ruined it with both. autism makes life rough.
Isaiah Murphy
based
>MY ENTIRE FAMILY DIED TO LE COVID!!!!
>oh ok have a nice day lmao *takes off mask to cough and then puts it back on* gee all this flu going around is pretty nasty isnt it?
Christopher Ramirez
>What was your most autistic moment?
when i had my first job I pretended to be mentally retarded for 6 months so I wouldn't have to do any work
Xavier Rodriguez
Checked and shrine priest clan origin story pilled
Brandon Sullivan
are you sure it was pretend? you post here.
Christopher Bell
>be about 16
>sitting down feeling depressed
>some girls walk over, sit down next to me and start talking
>none of them acknowledge me
>for some reason think I hear one of them say 'death grips'
>interrupt and ask her 'did you say death grips?'
>she says 'no' and gives me a face someone might give to a person they view as subhuman or worthless, a face I had never received before and have never received since
>girls continue conversation and continue ignoring my presence
Ayden King
in 7th grade gym, the class was being split up for some game. I didn't hear that the teacher had specified how he was dividing the class, though - I thought it was just pick a side. So I went to one of the sides, and was standing next to this guy. I didn't really like him. He wasn't a bully or anything - we had never interacted before. I just pinned him as a popular-type kid, is all. As we're standing there, he turns to me and says "I think you're supposed to be over there," indicating the other half of the class. I just *assumed* he was telling me that he didn't want me to be standing next to him - aka, he was being a dick to me. I had no real reason to make this assumption, but I did. So I told him I'll stand where I want. We continued to awkwardly stand there for a bit more, until the teacher eventually noticed where I was and told me to go stand on the other side. That's when I found out the class had been divided alphabetically, and I had been on the wrong side.
Jaxson Clark
Im sorry that happened to you bro, been in a situation like that before and it was awful.. may you never experience it again..
Hunter Fisher
There are many but I've repressed those memories so they only come back in bad dreams
Andrew Hill
In recent memory, probably the time I played Dethklok on the work speakers and would tell the foid next to me what episode each song was from and a summary of it
Adrian Hill
>average Any Forums browser
Hudson Fisher
Yeah, it sucked but I can't help but laugh at it a little bit after all these years. Especially thinking back to how many teens said and did things way more embarrassing.
this is the based kind of autism
Nicholas Collins
>sophomore PE class
>walking circles around the gym like an autist
>two girls walking the other diection
>notice them looking at me funny
>next day
>girl comes up to me at the start of class
>touches my hands
>tries to start convo
>too autistic to realize whats going on
>she does it a couple more times
>eventually gives up
>overhear her and her friends talking about it later
>"move on, he isnt into you"
i didnt realize until later, and it fucking hurts.