Fembots, you will NEVER satisfy a man with your pathetic scrawny body and flat flappy pancake tits...

Fembots, you will NEVER satisfy a man with your pathetic scrawny body and flat flappy pancake tits. Why can't you just like, grow bigger boobs or something?

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>OP doesn't realize they're bolted on fake tits
you retard

i think my b cups are fine

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theres no way they can be fake and also be that squishy and bouncy unless they somehow revolutionized fake tit technology while I wasn't paying attention.

thanks now I wanna play Terraria again

>i think my b cups are fine
Femoid cope. Your "b cups" are a washboard and no straight man is attracted to them. Maybe pedophiles and gays will like you.

>pedophiles
no, B-cups are way too big for pedos
>and gays
no, not unless he has a dick

Getting a Any Forums pass because you're this fucking retarded holy shit haha

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Terraria is so boring without friends but only one of my friends like terraria and he likes different mods.

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>tfw im the bizzaro version of her.
>smol tits
>fat
>ugly
i dont think many men take a lot to be "satisfied sexually" unless theyre some sort of degenerate with an elaborate fetish

my friends got bored of it years ago but even then it was nice to play on your own. I quit in 1.4 though, why the fuck did they remove the infinite-water glitch? I just wanted to build a tunnel through hell.

the captcha was too hard for him i bet

>i dont think many men take a lot to be "satisfied sexually"
Wrong. Your ugly body is not enough. You can always find a man to "settle" for you but he will never be happy or satisfied and will cheat on you with prostitutes and hotter women.
You better stop eating so much and find a way to grow some tits because there's NO way you're going to enter a happy relationship with that sub-par body.

If a girl took estrogen would her titties get bigger like how trannies take it and start growing titties?

That can be solved with mods (and vanilla has the bottomless water bucket - I like fishing)
I quit in 1.4 because TML took 2 years to update lol.

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i wasnt even talking about myself desu. just in general i dont think too many people have porn level acrobatic sex

Keep coping "fembot", don't be surprised when your future boyfriend ends up on the sexual predators database for diddling kids.

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yeah but that's manual, not automatic, and I think it's a hardmode item. 1.3x you just did it with ordinary pumps

allegedly there's gonna be another "no, for real this time" last patch in N months, so everything will break again. right after TML et all gets fixed they'll say "actually maybe we'll do one really totally final we-mean-it content patch"

>i dont think too many people have porn level acrobatic sex
Of course not but you can't look like some sort of fat pig that for some inexplicable reason has no boobs despite being a tub of lard in every other part of her body.

I love breastmogging

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>you can't
i definitely can.

Nice tits, but no ass