Can a girl please gently rub my tummy and my ears?

Can a girl please gently rub my tummy and my ears?

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only if your BMI is 30+

My BMI is 20.5. Its a healthy weight.

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simply not chonky enough, sorry

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only if you're under 6ft tall

I am, and don't you dare back out now

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I agree fat boys are better

sure, put your cat ears and a collar on and come here, boy~

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Ok, where is here? give your real address.

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hey op this you?? and dont lie to me

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i change my mind if is right, i don't need violent catboys in my house

Do you want a peaceful human boy instead?

why did you screenshot me? thats not fair, its supposed to be anonymous

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>its supposed to be anonymous
You blew your own cover by using the same picture...

>pic rel
Kek

so i can laugh at you with my friends obviously

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I like that picture, its cute.

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lol i remember seeing that one and not reading it due to it being too long but i'm glad i read it now
nigger you are avatarfagging what do you expect and you literally could have just said no

And you share it with your friends too. So rude.

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>avatarfags
>b-but I'm supposed to be anonymous!!1!

Its ok, it doesn't really matter what they think. It wont affect my life. Its just embarrassing to know people might be saving my little online rants. Anonymous board is the only place I can talk about my thoughts. If I hide now it will lose the quality of being open and honest.

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yes ofc i will share it next ill post it on r/greentext jkjk
i collect many posts from this board if you give me a (You) ill post another one

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>anonymous board
Yes, and it would've been anonymous if you didn't avatarfag, retard. Why the hell would you post something like that and make it so you can later be recognised.

you're 5'6?
do you have soft skin?
maybe i'll pet your tummy once or twice for you, just take these pills desu

sure, if you're cute and if you promise that you'll behave (and if you don't have murderous fantasies)

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the thread is pretty much over now

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probably a larp in more ways than one but just imagining some crayon eater with a buzzcut wanting to be dommed is funny, why are "straight" male subs never actually cute, always some balding manly man

>sure, if you're cute and if you promise that you'll behave
Yup, I think I look decent, and I'm slim but fit. I'm a very nice human boy. :) I want to rest my head on your lap.

very gap moe, we must domesticate violent catboys

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>and if you don't have murderous fantasies
Oops.

What's wrong with that? Don't you know I have feelings too? Why can't I enjoy gentle petting?

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