>she's clinically underweight
>she constantly needs validation from you
>she has at least 3 diagnosed mental illnesses, none of which are being treated
>she hates children
>she doesn't want to see her own family ever again
>she deeply needs to be hugged and cuddled hourly
Green flags for girls
Yeah enjoy that relentless smothering. I promise it won't get old within literally the first couple of days.
>>she hates children
Game Over right there. I want children.
If you're touch starved like me you'll need it
>she's on the low end of normal weight
>she's clingy and obsessive
>she has diagnosed mental illnesses that she's receiving treatment for
>she hates children
>she hates her family
>she has life goals beyond marriage
>she has sexual hangups
>likes fucking short boys in the ass
>has an 8 inch strapon
>calls me good boy
>strokes my hair
>puts me on a leash
>makes me cook and clean
>hits me when shes mad
>muscles
Yeah but you'll be fat with touch in short order and will want to take a fucking break but can't
Yes... I would like to have a girlfriend like that. Thank You.
I'd kill for that but ori
>looks like picrel
>is depressed
>likes the most horribly sad music in existence
>doesn't like other people very much but loves me intensely
>like just laying together and cuddling for the sake of one another's touch
>isn't ambitious but still wants to get out of this town
>likes animals
>isn't materialistic
>doesn't care about money
Well trust me there literally are girls like that so enjoy
Lot of girls sure but none that wants him or any of us.
>Loves me
That's enough for me to become her slave and serve her
>clingy, needs to be held constantly, hates everyone except for me
>agoraphobic, would never want to leave house, this way we'd both be each others entire worlds
>crybaby, high anxiety, needs to be cheered up all the time
>doesn't want to have someone pay for everything for her
>into bloodplay, we booth carry vials of each others blood on us, do some blood rituals
>not very sexual in general (and obviously a virgin with 0 experience with other men, ideally never even talked to one that wasn't me)
when you're regular starved you don't eat 6x your bodyweight in one sitting if given the chance.
this is my half sister down to a t she even did the blood ritual shit with her bf.
you.do.not.want.this.
best case scenario: you are in a deeply unhappy relationship and you feel trapped and abused emotionally
worst case scenario: double suicide and everybody remembers you as an absolute doofus retard
>Chubby
>Loves animals
>Doesn't want kids
>Likes to or at least can cook
>Likes to bake
>Has a real interest in music
>Plays an instrument
>Likes her family unless she has a real reason not to
>Kind
>Mature but doesn't take things too seriously
>Not NEET
>Not religious or non-judgmental if they are
Just off the top of my head
>hygienic and smells nice
>cleans up after herself
>can cook or bake
>artistic/creative
>doesn't use social media
Green flags, red flags doesnt matter I'd still date any girl who I was attracted to in some way.
Pic unrelated
Decent list except for the chubby
Check check check check
She has bpd, getting super attached then suddenly ghosted in a 3/8 months cycle, for 4 years, i literally can't stop, the neet 8 months are worth the dopamine charged 3 months
She listens and does everything I say without question because I know whats best for her lmao
What can I say, user. I like what I like
God that's all I want OP.
Give me a skinmy Asian girl with daddy issues who craves my attention, maybe then I'd finally be happy.