Green flags for girls

>she's clinically underweight
>she constantly needs validation from you
>she has at least 3 diagnosed mental illnesses, none of which are being treated
>she hates children
>she doesn't want to see her own family ever again
>she deeply needs to be hugged and cuddled hourly

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Yeah enjoy that relentless smothering. I promise it won't get old within literally the first couple of days.

>>she hates children
Game Over right there. I want children.

If you're touch starved like me you'll need it

>she's on the low end of normal weight
>she's clingy and obsessive
>she has diagnosed mental illnesses that she's receiving treatment for
>she hates children
>she hates her family
>she has life goals beyond marriage
>she has sexual hangups

>likes fucking short boys in the ass
>has an 8 inch strapon
>calls me good boy
>strokes my hair
>puts me on a leash
>makes me cook and clean
>hits me when shes mad
>muscles

Yeah but you'll be fat with touch in short order and will want to take a fucking break but can't

Yes... I would like to have a girlfriend like that. Thank You.

I'd kill for that but ori

>looks like picrel
>is depressed
>likes the most horribly sad music in existence
>doesn't like other people very much but loves me intensely
>like just laying together and cuddling for the sake of one another's touch
>isn't ambitious but still wants to get out of this town
>likes animals
>isn't materialistic
>doesn't care about money

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Well trust me there literally are girls like that so enjoy

Lot of girls sure but none that wants him or any of us.

>Loves me
That's enough for me to become her slave and serve her

>clingy, needs to be held constantly, hates everyone except for me
>agoraphobic, would never want to leave house, this way we'd both be each others entire worlds
>crybaby, high anxiety, needs to be cheered up all the time
>doesn't want to have someone pay for everything for her
>into bloodplay, we booth carry vials of each others blood on us, do some blood rituals
>not very sexual in general (and obviously a virgin with 0 experience with other men, ideally never even talked to one that wasn't me)

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when you're regular starved you don't eat 6x your bodyweight in one sitting if given the chance.

this is my half sister down to a t she even did the blood ritual shit with her bf.
you.do.not.want.this.
best case scenario: you are in a deeply unhappy relationship and you feel trapped and abused emotionally
worst case scenario: double suicide and everybody remembers you as an absolute doofus retard

>Chubby
>Loves animals
>Doesn't want kids
>Likes to or at least can cook
>Likes to bake
>Has a real interest in music
>Plays an instrument
>Likes her family unless she has a real reason not to
>Kind
>Mature but doesn't take things too seriously
>Not NEET
>Not religious or non-judgmental if they are
Just off the top of my head

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>hygienic and smells nice
>cleans up after herself
>can cook or bake
>artistic/creative
>doesn't use social media

Green flags, red flags doesnt matter I'd still date any girl who I was attracted to in some way.

Pic unrelated

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Decent list except for the chubby

Check check check check
She has bpd, getting super attached then suddenly ghosted in a 3/8 months cycle, for 4 years, i literally can't stop, the neet 8 months are worth the dopamine charged 3 months

She listens and does everything I say without question because I know whats best for her lmao

What can I say, user. I like what I like

God that's all I want OP.
Give me a skinmy Asian girl with daddy issues who craves my attention, maybe then I'd finally be happy.

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