My ideal bf:

My ideal bf:
>more inexperienced than me
>5'7 - 5'10
>no micropp but not huge
>history enjoyer
>right leaning politics
>likes to cuddle and kiss a lot
>wears sweaters
>shy like me and doesn't like crowds or loud places
>sweet kind and gentle to me

What's ur ideal bf / gf??

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Post discord my queen. I am here for you. Your wait is over my queen.

>What's ur ideal bf / gf?
Female (biological). Not fat. Not severely mentally ill. Likes being around me. Has sex with me often.

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ideal bf
>loves me
>i love him

>Adult human female
>Living

>literally me

>literally have been writing so many original posts i forgot r9k had the filter

Why do you use r9k as a dating app?

>but not huge
Unlucky. Well you wont find a bf with those restrictive ideals

You mean baiting app

That would be me.

Ideal gf
>not braindead
>able to communicate
>is sweet and kind to me
>can bully but chooses not to
>spends most of her time with me
>has interesting hobbies
>5'0 to 5'4
>can always make me cum

fuck i failed

do not give me false hopes

i am not going to make it...

>loves me
Passed
>i love him
Failed. FUCK I always fail this one

>Passed
be careful user she might be fat

>be careful user she might be fat
That's a bonus for me, user.

hm
carry on

dont say that!!

sorry have to disappoint

are you op or the other poster?
i literally fit everything
also "more inexperienced than you" in what? if it's relationships i've got the full list

no im not op the other poster

so youre not fat?
well then i might be interested
need more detail than "loves me" though

>dont say that!!
So you love me? :D When do we get married?

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ideal bf:
>bio male
>cute
>simpish
>obsessed with me to the point it's a problem
>would never even lay eyes on another girl

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My ideal gf
>black or blonde medium length hair hair
>height should be 5,3 to 6
>low/healthy bmi
>green eyes would be ideal but blue eyes arnt a deal breaker
>clear skin, no pimples, dark spots etc.
>must read philosophy and history
>must make at LEAST 90k
>must be good at cooking
>no weird hobbies or interests, if you want to know if its weird or not then its probably weird
>optimal birthday would be in the November to February range
>her music interests would be the same as mine
>into modern and minimalistic design
>must shower once a day and wear new clothes each time
>must do all the laundry for the house
>must get her tubes tied
>and finally must be nice and loving

If you are missing one or two of these that is alright but any more than that and your are out of consideration

oh then that's even easier

I'm OP. Inexperienced because I'm not a virgin, it's okay if he isn't but being his first would be very sweet and memorable.

>>bio male
>cute
>simpish
>obsessed with me to the point it's a problem
>would never even lay eyes on another girl

You talking to me?

then i do fit everything and also am one. by choice.
do you happen to enjoy chess and music(especially playing an instrument)?