Every cute girl you pass on the street has had Chad cum on her face at some point in the last week...

Every cute girl you pass on the street has had Chad cum on her face at some point in the last week. Just because it washes off doesn't change the fact she let him do it.

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Good thing I'm never having sex then eh

Not my fuckin problem

ah, but now you're a sexless loser

what now

>what now
I will never get cheated on or dumped. I'll never spend time and money on someone who will leave me. I'll never have to make any compromises ever.

You will suffer as a sexhaver, you will suffer as an incel.

Probably should've added I'll never have to cope with having sloppy 32nds or be a step-dad and plenty more.

Being a virgin sucks though. Life is just pure cancer all around. I grow more bitter by the day

why don't you just date a retarded woman?

nobody else will date them and all women are retarded

If she lets you do it to her, is it still a problem?

>why don't you just date a retarded woman
To what end exactly? I don't want to be married because it's too risky and I hate kids.

Intimacy is a basic need.

>Intimacy is a basic need.
I guess basic needs aren't going to be part of my life then.