I had a dream I was a bald man

I had a dream I was a bald man.

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SHAVE IT SHAVE IT SHAVE IT DO IT NOWWWWWWWWWWWW NOW NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Don't let your dreams be beans.

my friend, that's called a nightmare.

I have more hair on my balls

It was no dream, brother.

Bro, rules are you gotta shave that off, or buzzcut really short. Otherwise you're a pussy.

>or buzzcut really short
I really need to do this.
I'm not fooling anyone with this stupid comb over.

>balding at 25
>diagnosed autist
It was already over now its double over

Just do it. I did as well when I noticed my temples thinning out. Fuck it, it happens, own it.

Those and the fucked up teeth nightmares are terrible because they make you paranoid after you woke up.
>is my body telling me something? oh, no are my hair follicles dead? am I subconsciouly feeling my teeth rot?

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Those dreams are just subconscious insecurities about some aspects of your life. Very common dreams. Don't worry, just tighten up some parts of your life that you have fallen behind with. Get your weight more in check, do your taxes, etc. That kind of stuff.

Mine was nowhere near that bad when I decided to get rid of it.

I'm disabled from a genetic condition but I'd 100% refuse a cure if it would start me balding, baldness is the curse of man

Shaving it off and growing a beard is based. Women love the confidence and alphaness of it

My older sister tried telling me I should shave my head because I'm ''bald as fuck'' fast forward a few years my hair has stayed the same while hers has caught up to mine hahahaha

You should still do it. Nobody likes a balding man. How is she losing her hair anyway?

And you should get a gun and shoot yourself in the head. Im not balding lmfao hairs getting thinner she is just an insecure psycho. Her hair is thinning on the top. She cant do a side part.

>insecure psycho
>I'M NOT BALDING
>YOU SHOULD KYS
Sums you up perfectly lol that's pure projection right there

Guarantee I have more hair than you

Well I have a buzzcut but have a full head of hair so it depends on what you mean by that. I am not balding even slightly, but don't have 'lots of hair' because it's so short.

Im sure you do thats why you ran to the bald thread to tell people to shave their head. ''Pure projection'' right?

It's the decent and respectable thing to do if you're losing your hair like you are.

Own it.