>stop watching porn
>focus on this task entirely for one (1) month.
>if you are fat, eat less. find a proven diet (like keto), focus on this task for one (1) month
>start exercising. focus on adding this task to your routine for one (1) month
>start making smalltalk. if you are a sperg, resist the urge to completely spill your spaghetti. ask people about themselves mostly. this can be at a grocery store, the bus stop, etc. again, focus on adding this to your routine for a month.
>join a club. rock climbing, for example. find a cheap bouldering gym. go 3 times a week for at least an hour for one month. introduce yourself to other club members, ask for tips, etc.
Ta-da, you're well on your way to fixing your life. Obviously if you don't have a job, you need to get one. Apply at a fast food place. It will be shit, but it'll develop your work ethic, and they make a lot in some cities now.
>inb4 I can't
You needn't respond to my thread.
Stop watching porn
na, you dont understand the mental and penis connection.
for peak performance, get peak sex
Impossible. Who would recommend such a forsaken task? Shame on you.
The porn part. I meant the *stop watching porn* part.
if she had smaller tits she would be a perfect wife
Fix myself? If I wanted to be normal I would. I lived that life already. But no one could ever match my interests or the things I actually enjoy doing. Trying different and new things never did result in any new hobbies. And I'd rather not waste any more of my time pretending. So fuck that.
What do I do when they during small talk they ask me what I do for a living?
Already been exercising for a long time, but not for foids or anything, exercising to be strong so no one dares to bully me ever again
OP, you need to eat more fibers because you're full of it.
>go talk about the weather to strangers minding their own business
Great plan bonehead
>proven diet
>keto
Pick one.
The pic you posted makes me want to cry because I don't think a girl like that is attainable. So why even see her undressed and smiling like I know her intimately enough to see a scene like that.
I haven't stopped porn, goyslop, and inactivity yet. Once I accomplish all three I'll be a powerhouse.
I have a part time job at a fast food place. It's a real test to ignore the temptation to just take the food from there and commit stomach suicide. It's so easy and accessible and has so much instant gratification attached. Sometimes I fail and I take a sandwich home with me. Once time I really fell off and was just shamelessly devouring the merchandise all day. I'm looking now for a job that doesn't give me access to food to switch over to but it was so much fucking work to get this one.
I want your advice, what order should I try to accomplish these lifestyle changes in? I keep telling myself I'll go to the track nearby to run and then use the pullup bars to do a push/pull/squat workout. I want to accomplish noporn and I want to accomplish basic human hygiene properly. Why the fuck am I so incompetent and ineffective? I've been off and on thinking about starting self improvement for like, almost a year now and I fucking self sabotage like I'm a mentally ill retard. I might be a mentally ill retard.
There are so many things I want to do with my life, there's so much validation and void filling I want to earn for myself, but I just dig the hole deeper like a fucktard every day, every hour even. I haven't lasted longer than three days on a diet, two weeks on noporn, and a few months on quitting soft drinks.
I'm so scared of remaining a goddamn loser bros.
It's like I'm a burden on myself.
Are you white?
Are you 175cm+?
Are you fit?
Do you have 5k USD for a vacation?
If so, you can hookup with a girl roughly comparable to that.
I am white, ~179cm (5'9), my fitness is average, so it's crap, and I have about $400 saved. I just got the job and this is the first money I've ever had
>my fitness is average
Get a gym membership ASAP. Start by doing 3 days of PPL. Then next week, the week after, cap off at 6.
Get in a caloric deficit.
Within 3-6 months, you will be in decent shape. After a year, you will be in good shape.
>I have about 400 saved
Good start. Cut all BS expenses. Focus on essentials. Don't eat out often. Don't buy pointless shit. Start saving money for a vacation.
Pick either Taiwan, Japan, or China (all of them are currently bad options due to ongoing restrictions, but by the time you're done they should be more or less good). You can also find hot girls in SE Asia (Vietnam, Malaysia, Indonesia, Thailand), but it's harder, however much easier to get dates/hookup.
Get a Tinder or Bumble. Pay for premium. Go to travel mode. LARP as a businessman. Swipe everyone right. You will get a shit ton of matches. Set up dates for when you go on every night.
Congrats, you have a whole week of fucking hot asian girls.
>Apply at a fast food place. It will be shit, but it'll develop your work ethic
Easiest way for a robot to have an actual mental breakdown. Why the fuck are you giving advice to people who's lives and experiences you obviously don't know anything about?
Continue being a useless NEET. I worked at Jersey Mike's fucking sandwich shop and it helped me pay for community college. From there I was able to get a AAS in Networking. Now make 120k a year at 25. Nothing super amazing, but the fast food experience helped me out.
I worked at a dollar store and had a complete mental breakdown and wasn't able to work again for 7 months because all I wanted to do was blow my brains out. You don't know anything about the problems people here have, you're a complete normalfag. Quit giving shitty advice
I screenshotted it.
My sleep is shot tonight so tomorrow will be shit performance. But I will make eating unprocessed foods a priority. Mostly meat and vegetables.
Tomorrow I'll prioritize sleeping and hydrating, then the day after tomorrow I'll start a three day
split PPL program.
Now that I think about it I don't want to blow my first chunk of savings on a vacation. I'm going to save up to use it as startup capital for a business. The only easy part about this is saving money, I have it to where I have to manually go to the bank to get my money because I've been so afraid of losing the only thing I've ever had that was mine to targeted advertising. It might take me an entire year to get $5000 saved but I don't want to part with anything more than 1 or 2% of my net worth frivolously unless it's absolutely essential.
It's not that I don't want a gf but it's just seeing a beautiful girl smile like that...felt like something I shouldn't have seen and I got depressive. Just mournfully sentimental over something that doesn't even exist.
>stop watching porn
You got it
>focus on this task entirely for one (1) month
Tough but Ill give it a go
>if you are fat, eat less. find a proven diet (like keto), focus on this task for one (1) month
So 2 tasks in 1 month. Why not just focus on one? Whatever
>start exercising. focus on adding this task to your routine for one (1) month
So am I meant to pile all this shit on for one month or add them in every 4 weeks
>start making smalltalk. if you are a sperg, resist the urge to completely spill your spaghetti. ask people about themselves mostly. this can be at a grocery store, the bus stop, etc. again, focus on adding this to your routine for a month
Small talk to who? What the hell are you talking about now. I dont go out. This is some normie shit isnt it
>>join a club. rock climbing, for example. find a cheap bouldering gym. go 3 times a week for at least an hour for one month. introduce yourself to other club members, ask for tips, etc.
Fuck off OP. Ill try your no porn shit, but Im not doing this other normie shit. You are such a normie faggot with normie advice it makes me sick.