What did you guys eat today?

what did you guys eat today?

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Are you visiting Austria?

you need to eat more, these shitlets are getting depressing

i posted this earlier but the thread wasnt alluring enough and died. i have been many tiny shits the last few days since upping my fibre intake. strange

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Boring, I want to see it actually come out.

any advice on how to poopmaxx is welcome.

girl what the fuck are you doing? You will regret this in a few years, once a video of your asshole taking a shit is online there is no going back

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marry me and I'll figure out the ultimate diet for thicc turds

Well if it isn't my favorite Any Forums shitposter(literal). How are you today? I made some chicken curry with rice. Was pretty good, sauteed chicken and a bag of frozen stir fry vegetables, added curry paste, half a can of diced tomatoes, chili sauce, and some plain Greek yogurt. Easy and doesn't taste half bad.

whats the point of a timestamp without any genitals in frame?

>i have been many tiny shits the last few days since upping my fibre intake. strange
I noticed this after upping my fibre intake too. I still shit at least once a day but they're a lot smaller than normal. Maybe fiber is just a meme?

She's based and it's not like anyone knows who she is. I highly doubt that if she ever got a guy home with her that he'd take her pants off and be like "wait a minute, I recognize that asshole".

whats the point of saying it now if there is no going back then?

as if anyone will recognize me from my asshole stop being delusional
deal
>How are you today?
i'm so-so my friend. glad youre doing well, that curry sounds nice.
give me a break! i'll timestamp at some point i apologize
the only benefit i have noticed is a much healthier consistency, these small poops are annoying and less satisfying
lol i think the odds of me finding a man who browses here also contribute to how unlikely this is, funny idea anyway

>deal
What do we tell our kids about how we met?

Youre disgusting. Get a hold of yourself

mutual interests
>Youre disgusting.
thats the aim!

I will always sage this girl's post

>take a shit
>film it
>immediately more interesting than every other fembot

I would seethe too

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>announcing a sage
lol
its true its true my shits have more character than half of the namefags on here

It's such a shame r9k doesn't allow sound.