How early is too early to tell your crush about your weird fetishes

How early is too early to tell your crush about your weird fetishes

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Don't spill your sexual beans until you've been in a committed relationship for at least a few months. You also have to gauge whether it's a good idea or not based on the sex you've been having. If she isn't into mild stuff like spanking and choking, then it's highly unlikely that she'll give you a lubed up footjob.

The good news is that 99% of women are into being dominated, so if you're a sadist like me then you're always winning.

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>not meeting your crush through obscure boards related to your shared weird fetishes
ngmi

>you should put cutie mark decals on them, that way you can look cool on the road!
YOU'LL BE DROPPED FROM THE FUCKING SHARD BRITISH SCUM

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AND YOU'LL BE FUCKING BEATEN TO DEATH

So for those wondering, british scum somehow thought that it would be better for the community if he made embedded some stealth brony shit into the picture. In this case, it's in the middle of her feet. This is his supposed attempt to take down anyone who doesn't like the show. This is confirmed by his other stealth MLP threads on the catalog, so it's not just a fluke

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Violence comes to you

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And it brings you down

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> into hard orgasm denial (clitoridectomy, permanently locked chastity cage)
> the only women who want their clits cut off are the batshit ftm trannies
feels bad man

Into the ground you'll go

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And you won't come up again

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Might've thought you could rise above it all

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But that won't happen to you

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It'll happen to other people who deserve it more

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You of course not being one of them

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>feels bad man
?Isn't that the point of orgasm denial?

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Since you did nothing to deserve a good outlook

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Even though you try to proclaim yourself as such

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Turns out you putting people on a pedestal won't save you

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At least people who agree with your beliefs

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At first I was wondering what set PonyKiller off but yeah, he's right, that shit is in there

The very few deranged people who share your beliefs

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Who have relatively little in their lives to speak of

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Which also seems evident in your motives here

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