Be Swiss

>be Swiss
>accidentally heat my apartment to 19.5 degee Celsius
>neighbor calls the police
>get arrested and sentenced to 3 years in prison

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Switzerland is a fake country. They have literally 4 different ethnicities, all hate each other and don't even speak the same language.

It's like belgium

>Thank god we're 100% self-reli-
>Politicians sell all our electricity to Germany because they shut down their nuclear reactors with no plans to replace them
Fucking Germans I swear

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How exactly would your neighbour know what temperature your heating is on? I don't even know what temperature it is on, it just a fucking dial with an incorrect scale

>he doesn't have an infrared camera to watch his neighbors having sex through the wall

The residential electricity prices don't matter, most people could cover a 5x price hike on their bill. What matters is that this dumb shit is wrecking the little local industry we still had left, meanwhile China can produce the same shit at the same prices as before. Now we're either going to end up subsidizing industry, or more likely, going to get even more reliant on imports. All because the EU lefties had to grandstand.

Unironically pathetic and 1984 tier
Fuck the government

By talking with him.

I am an American. We do not talk to our neighbors.

You're American, understanding English must be hard for you, but OP image is on Switzerland.

>bonsoir mein Svizzero bruder
>your house looks rather... warm doesn't it

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>it's warmer in prison
the good ending

>Implying the prison will be heated beyond maximal allowed temperature.

A shame this is fake, at least most "X bussiness closed down due to the powerbill" are truth.

Lmao you aint an American bud youre an incel

>It's like belgium
spot-on observation. it's a mystery why belgium exists in the first place.

It's the exact same here. Deciding to connect to the EU power grid is in practice the same as deciding that we don't want any industry in this country. Clueless people talk about how great it is for the country that we're making billions selling electricity, what they don't realize is that the money made from selling electricity is nothing compared to the money lost from completely deindustrializing.

And I don't think the EU electricity policies can work anyway. You can't combine free market and democracy when it comes to power generation. You will have a situation where building power plants won't benefit the people or the country as a whole, because the benefits will be exported to other countries while the people who produce the power have all the disadvantages. You must choose between a regulated market where all countries are responsible to be self sufficient, or a form of government that doesn't care about what people think.
In best case, Europe will import all its power from coal and nuclear power plants in Belarus, in worst case, Europe becomes completely third world tier with constant blackouts and no industry.

And your leaders are talking about "gas price caps", isn't this funny?

So that france doesn't get too powerful.

Is this a European thing? Cuz I basically never had a conversation where the temperature we keep our houses at gets brought up.

>Is this a European thing?
No. I think this "snitch on your neighbour" advert is satire

yeah, as a britbong, conversation usually goes like this:
>hey hi
>whats your air temperature at home? ah i see
>have you said anything antisemitic today? good, me neither
>has your child brandished a fork in the last 24 hours?
>what are your thoughts on migrant youths? be careful with your words, haha!
>what does your wife have to say about your sexual conduct?
>stared down any slags recently? you better not have
>lousy weather, innit? take care, friend