If you are a manlet then why don't you shotamaxx user?

If you are a manlet then why don't you shotamaxx user?

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I like having boobs though

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>shotamaxx
What does this mean

I'm balding and hairy
>inb4 just gomad and dwarfmode bro

>I like having boobs though
How do you have boobs as a male?

Dwarfmoding unironically far hotter than whatever ugu useless shota nonsense OP is suggesting. Get a blacksmithing apprenticeship and get insane amounts of LARPer girl pussy

silicon boobs

>Get a blacksmithing apprenticeship
Sounds good but the only real way for me to do that at my age is to join the army to do metalsmithing
Not joining the army

>silicon boobs
Does it feel good though?

There's always welding trade schools. Becoming a bootboy isn't a good life, you're right to avoid it.

I tried but not that many were into young looking males. Also I decided I didn't really want to hook up with people after all. I'm too old for it these days.

Well i dunno. it seems like this is the only way to get boobs as a male. But still "silicon boobs" does sound grotesque. And does sound quite uncomfortable to have it

I take estrogen tablets

>high-school level fabrication and welding engineering qualification
>costs 4 months of my wages
>have to give up my job to attend for
>little guarantee of work after qualification because it doesn't give you an apprenticeship qualification
Fucking wew
Wish I were an American

My shoulders are wider than most 6'0 guys so I was forced to dwarfmaxx

im gollummaxxing, hunch backed and skinny to the point of starving, only nightshift, schizophrenia...etc.

Just imagine what hoonis feminine bussy smells like.

milk and strawberry scented body cream

No it probably smells like eggs.

Fucking based. Molest Frodo and Sam asap

>tfw no hobbitmode bf to force-feed you second breakfast

>tfw want to dwarfmaxx, but everyone says I look more like an elf
not best pleased

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