I've done it. I've discovered the secret to true happiness

I've done it. I've discovered the secret to true happiness.

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Tell us what it is

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Are you sure that you're ready, user? It's an ancient Chinese secret.

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>tfw no yandere gf who knows that the true secret to happiness is a healthy relationship built on love and trust

come on dude spit it out

Is it Opium?
Those ancient Chinese love Opium

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Alright, here it is:

Sleep (more than you think you need) + infrequent drug use + learning + a purpose to devote yourself to

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Kill yourself yourself retard

What is your purpose?
T. Not ready

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I can't. I have a casserole in the oven.
>What is your purpose?
To live fully and honestly. To create. To love.

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Remember to hang out with your Any Forums brothers at anime conventions

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Wtf is yandere? I swear you zoomer jap heads turn more asian by the day

>tfw no yandere gf who is so new here that she doesnt know what a yandere is and thinks its a zoomer thing
user please this is a japanese culture imageboard

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I've actually never been to a convention of any sort before. I've lived in rural areas most my life, so it wasn't an option. Now I'm near Austin though, so I can. I wouldn't want to go alone though. Bit too awkward.

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the thing is no one gives a shit about me or anything I do and one day I will get cancer or something and die alone, that gets to me, you can say "just stop caring lol" but I'm not hercules

>anything I do
What do you do?
>me
Are you reaching out to them? You have to grab hearts to make people love you.

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Bitch please. There is more shit to this site than your cringy asian cartoons

cartoons and anime are different

>tfw no yandere gf who hates asian cartoons but still uses an asian cartoon imageboard

What's the difference except the origin?

So have I. Read about NDEs.

Of course, nothing, and I do mean NOTHING, gets normies and NPCs more uncomfortable and/or riled up than the idea that near-death experiences are ACTUALLY real, and that there is good reason to think that they are and that we should take them seriously.

Here is an extremely persuasive argument for why near-death experiences (NDEs) are real:

youtu.be/U00ibBGZp7o

It makes a huge deal about the fact that near-death experiencers (NDErs) are representative of the population as a whole, and that when people go deep into the NDE, they all become convinced. As this article points out:

psychologytoday.com/us/blog/mysteries-consciousness/202204/does-afterlife-obviously-exist

>"Statistics collected ... show that the "deeper" the NDE ... the greater the percentage of those who come away certain of the existence of the afterlife. Among those with the deepest experiences ... 100 percent came away agreeing with the statement, "An afterlife definitely exists"."

Since NDErs are representative of the population as a whole, and they are all convinced, then 100% of the population become convinced that there is an afterlife when they have a sufficiently deep NDE themselves. And so would you, me, or anyone, including the most dogmatic atheists and skeptics, because it is VASTLY more self-evidently real than this puny little experience of life on Earth we have now. When you dream and wake up, you immediately realize that life is more real than your dream. When you have an NDE, the same thing is happening, but on a higher level, as you immediately realize that life is the deep, deep dream and the NDE world is the real world.

Needless to say, even physicians, neuroscientists, and psychiatrists are convinced by their NDEs.

When you know, _KNOW_ paradise awaits, you will smile all the time.

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They are two completely different artistic genres. You're a philistine who I'm not going to bother arguing about culture with

Afterlife? Get the fuck out of my comfy thread, faggot. When I die I'm going to the nightlife.

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