I haven't had sex in two years

I haven't had sex in two years.

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10 years and probably never again for me.

Considering who you're going after, that doesn't surprise me at all.

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cite your sources before you begin your rampage

On the off chance that you actually reply instead of just going on another rant, how long have you been doing this for?

i have moral superiority

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Way too long.

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You wish you did.

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Yeah, you wish you did.

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We can work something out

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I don't think you want to.

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I just want to be friends, tm

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YOUR LIMBS WILL BE FUCKING TORN OFF WITH A CHAINSAW

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That would hurt very badly though, tm

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THEN IT WOULD BE GOOD IF IT HAPPENED.

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It would be better if we can just put the past behind us and be friends tm

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YOU CLEARLY DON'T FUCKING WANT TO, AND YOU'LL END UP DEAD

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You'll never know if it works out if we don't try, tm

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YOU NEVER WANTED TO, AND YOU'LL BE FUCKING HANGED

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I do want to though, tm

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YOU'D BE FUCKING EXECUTED BEFORE THAT EVER HAPPENS

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Let's try being friends before I'm executed, tm

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YOU WOULD JUST FUCKING DIE BRUTALLY

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But I didn't do anything to deserve that, tm

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EACH FUCKING POST YOU MAKE GLORIFYING HOW GREAT YOU THINK YOU ARE BY SPAMMING MLP EVERYWHERE IS ALL, AND IT'LL GET YOU FUCKING CRUCIFIED

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How is posting a picture of a hand related to mlp, tm?

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YOU WOULD FUCKING KNOW GIVEN WHO YOU'RE GOING AFTER, AND IT'LL GET YOU BURNED AT THE FUCKING STAKE

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I just trying to talk with you. I thought we were good friends, tm.

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YOUR HEAD WILL BE CUT OFF FROM YOUR FUCKING NECK

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That's not a very nice thing for a friend to do, tm

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