Im 34 and all I can think about it how to get a cute 18-20 year old gf. Im really into age difference

Well you sound like a weirdo. I met my wife when I was 28 and she was 18 and she is now 20 and I'm 30. It's an age difference that makes people uncomfortable on paper but in real life no one cares. And honestly I don't feel all that much older than her. She's just my wife.

i have a 29 yo bf soo you'll get there user

>gross
Why?

pretty simple to land as long as you aren't a total loser. If you hold a job and have your own place you are in.

>the only reason you're not committing crimes by going for underage girls is because they're underage girls that are illegal to date!

well, yes. obviously. an eighteen year old is a fully formed woman, you fucking retard.

it's neither delusional nor gross. men like young women. do you think it's more normal for men to desire old, infertile, bitter women with no eggs? fuck off lol

It's really not hard to date a 18yo when you're 30, plenty of them are into older dudes, the hard part is not being bored out of your mind by what they're babbling about.

When I was 24 my meth-addicted Dad signed me up for a girl's camsite spy-show to get a cheap TV and let the police department measure the intelligence of people performing cosmetic makeup with Japanese equipment as well as furnish tips in exchange for sexual favors with the police. They used to call the cops if they felt threatened by a resemblance to my teenage-years girlfriend in my voice, even though we were established as a protected class of people, Levite Jews, observing hypogonadism and reprimanding the offenders (Lev. 12:16-27, The) sometimes it took the police 20 minutes to let us settle down so they could observe memes sometimes for hours, just to be sure there weren't offenses against my neighbors being brought on by my elderly parents trying to pimp me out to my 16 year old neighbor. Then they were using alternate resources than the leaser's financial sources to pay for my rent at an apartment I was ordered to stay at for a year as a witness to a murder (they put me in the same apartment the murder happened), and then they let a prison surgeon diagnose me with schizo affective type II Bipolar so they could use my apartment to train literal room temperature IQ elderly and borderline retarded police how to enter a dwelling unannounced. They picked my bedroom door this morning and articulated that they paid me the money tcgplayers owed my pending transaction account ($10)--- and then when I applied to the college to learn at a new campus site scheduled this Late Year to open, they had zero information on plans to maintain music theory beyond classical piano and music appreciation--- I was a GT student and Advanced Placement Music Major who became so scrambled by my writing talent that I started smoking pot and my grades, especially math, began to drop. So for awhile i had to observe others driving so I may prevent fatal accidents on the road, and never being wrong about orchestrated incidents. And now that the local judiciary has passed an establishment

Noise cap, the quietapine I used to take along with trazadone and olanzapine when they were allowing hispanics to incriminate having sex with nxnr1 and siphon the SPI-77 antibody against my will to the mental health clinic 25 minutes down the road, long before and over 15 years before SR-22 (the bat rust gene)--- and then the entirety of the group of burglars had to collect their resources to ensure a negroid could draw blood from a person who was awoken by intruders into a fucking plastic bag after putting a rubbing compound mixed with bleach to remove a tattoo to see the vein she was going to collapse and transmit a plastic bag full of M-type HIV (she had an A sample from an HIV clinic) and when the dindu didn't show up to it's probation hearing, the senate passed a bill letting Kik users solicit minors for sex if it meant their parents could try having sex with an anonymous person. I hate when niggers live within 5 miles of me

When I was 25 they let 2 niggers with an anger management visa draw anonymous antibodies from my spinal cord and inject me with a steroid assuming it was ketamine but we all know niggers don't know how to keep notes, as actual, as a movement they assume allegiances to North Korea on a bare scale, but we know that's not true either. What I know is this state is a Nigger infested kumbayah Blue Trans Democrat run nigger-festival

Fuck off bot, nobody cares about your scripting algorithms

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