Oh yes user, i do have a christmas present for you

>oh yes user, i do have a christmas present for you
>it's a really big present user, you'll be impressed
>well user, if you want it that bad you're just going to have to wipe me first!
wat do?

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Exit life, scatposter

>scatposter
you're confused champ
if you wipe the poop off her butt, her butt is now clean
why would you want to be with a girl that has poop on her butt?
think about it

replying because this one was good

This thread is pretty lulzy. Just imagine that someone took a photo of a girl on the crapper. How embarassing.

>Just imagine that someone took a photo of a girl on the crapper
do you live under a rock? it's called "modelling"
women get paid to sit on the toilet, taking fat dumps, just to have their pictures taken

>wipe
Bitch there is a shower right there, don't waste toilet paper just wash yourself stupid cunt

um user it's your job to make sure her butthole is clean

I'll bring out the jet washer if she doesn't clean her shit up

>I'll bring out the jet washer
oh no user what if it shoots water up her butthole

This. I actually laughed. I normally hide these shit threads, pun intended.

OP is a janitor who cleans shit and tongues niggers' anuses
tl;dr, use rope

>OP is a janitor
FUCK U TAKE IT BACK

The point is that it's gross and sad. Even if it's modelling it's really sad and smells like shit.

you don't know what it smells like. pretty girls sometimes make good smelling poops

Hahahaha no. Not even.

how many female's logs have you smelled, incel?

"Clean yourself, you dirty bitch. And if you trying to tell me that my christmas present is your dry ass stinky log, girl, I will personally beat you to a pulp, do you understand this, you fucking whore? I am so fucking done with your attitude, I will hurt you."

>Clean yourself, you dirty bitch
user that's your job

It seems you didn't get the joke.

>joke
a girl with poop on her anus is not a joking matter user
why would you tongue a dookie-encrusted poop hole?