Hole Sphere

What would it be like to be literally surrounded by all the worthwhile female holes in the world?
> world population nearly 8 billion
> approximately half female: 4B
> large proportion (guessing 30%) too old, too young to be attractive: 2.8B
> approximately a quarter (minus post-menopausal) menstruating at any one time: 2.38B
> STDs are difficult to estimate, apparently there are 0.6B people infected with HPV, which is probably the most common, being safe, assume a round 1B, 50% female: 1.88B
> (yes, double counting is fucking this up)
> how much area does a single ass+pussy occupy? assume 7cm x 15cm
> 7cm x 15cm x 1.88B = 19740000 square metres
> area of sphere = 4 x pi x r x r
> 19740000 / 4 = 4935000
> 4935000 / pi = 1570859
> sqrt 1570859 = 1253 metres
> this is radius, so the diameter is 2506 metres
> over 1.5 miles
> You're inside a sphere, one and a half miles wide, entirely covered by pussy and ass.
Imagine the stench.

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Least deranged smellfag

this is like the plot to a Lovecraft story if it was written by a mentally ill furry on deviantart

Will it be orderly segregated by race? Like a rainbow with a gentle change of tone this time with different coloured vagoo?

This is the true nature of reality.

>diameter is 2506 metres
>> over 1.5 miles
This is clearly bullshit, that's the distance of Liberty Island to Manhatten.

Interesting idea, it could be done by compass degrees, darker to the south, lighter to the north, yellower to the east.
You'd also have to account for pube colour.
Age could be ordered too, with older at the top "pole" of the sphere or vice versa.

Top kek, I missed insane threads like this. They're far too rare these days.

How deep will the vaginas go? Would they be living or will they just be like dead meat?
How long would it take to fuck them all?

Still alive, something like portal technology is doing it.
The women/girls just have a featureless smooth surface between their legs, all biological functions happen as normal - pee and poo are still coming out, and if user fucks a hole, the owner feels it.

> How long would it take to fuck them all?
A long time, but user can probably just thrust blindly and get a new hole every stroke, although he might be at risk of drowning before making any progress.

What are they all laughing at? I don't get it

would it be lit up somehow? or is it pitch black?

OP here, I didn't think about that.
Glowsticks: 1 million, inserted at random.

What would the air situation be like?
I would eventually asphyxiate and choking to death on the fumes of literal billions of pussies is not my fantasy

This sounds like hell. I imagine the layers of pussy would behave somewhat like a body of water and you would get swallowed up by it like the ocean.

I would think there is some balance of elasticity/firmness of the overall holesphere that enables one to walk around.

user, there's over 7 cubic kilometres of air in the hole sphere. Your problems are mainly going to be the daily excretions of 1.88 billion urethras and anuses.

There are certainly plenty of handholds.

>and if user fucks a hole, the owner feels it.
Lmao, imagine tripping and grabbing holes trying to regain your balance, meanwhile women across the world are screaming seemingly at random from invisible body parts suddenly penetrating their missing vaginas.

so a skybox? we need a cubemap

I'm more concerned at those situated at the gravitational bottom of the sphere. They'll be submerged in (mainly) urine and faeces, which doesn't seem healthy.

True. What if the sphere moves, like some kind of hamster ball, leading to urine and feces going everywhere and infecting everyone?