Build a MILF

>They only let you select 5 traits for your new state mandated caretaker mommy milf gf
What do you pick?

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>wide hips
>busty
>sweaters
>sporty
>write your own: tomboy

>chubby
>busty
>wide hips
>crafts
>pet names
Aw ye

Halt anons, the supreme momma boy will rate the entire list with his OBJECTIVELY correct opinions.

>Messy hair
Super minor so why bother
>Sweaters
Very neat, sounds cozy and great on any man or woman.
>Sporty
Self-discipline and got her shit together, must-have
>Chubby
Sounds great short-term but would be a horrible detriment with age, and given we are talking about MILFs..
>Busty
Obvious pick, male biology is one hell of a drug
>Muscle
Reffer to sporty, and add the fact of disrupting gender norms, therefore the single best option
>Slutty
I guess that's of aquired taste, I don't like it, but that's largely subjective.
>Crafts
Why do any people find this attractive? Most crafting is a cope meant to reduce stress at the cost comparable to an actual therapy
>Smoker
Worst option yet. Smokers are hot on a picture, but the smell, the putrid mouth feel and eventual tumors is not a good pick. Also probably stress releif and does not have her shit together
>pet names
Eeeugh? I guess yes? That's very minor yet again..
>Single mother
Ah yes, I would love to take care of chad's offspring and his just-hit-the-wall offspring cum intake. My inner incel shivers.
>Wide hips
Male biology. I would say a pick.
>Glasses
Aquired taste, I would say glasses give a woman a stronger air of authority and intellect, so it would compement the apperance well
>Size difference
...yes. I won't elaborate. Fuck you.
>Wine
Bro yes I love both smokers and alcoholics. I can't wait to be a motherly figure to a disfunctional older woman who's days of being stacy are over but she can't admit it to herself.
That is MY male fantasy!..
>Cellulite
Is this a fetish? Is this a bit? Is anyone actually into this?
>Fatigued
I would say willingly desiring for a woman to be constantly tired is shooting yourself in the foot. I would want her to be happy and vibrant.
>Suits
Take the glasses point and crank that up to 11. I would say a suit and glasses combo is great.

Rest is up to taste, and the symbol limit.

>>Messy hair
>Super minor so why bother
I know a woman with messy hair and I still occasionally shoots long ropes of cum just thinking about her sometimes.
I don't understand it but whenever I see a woman with her type of messy hair I get turned on, I'd assume the author of that table feels the same.

Out of the fucking way niggers
Real mommyCHAD coming through

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Here are flaws to this
>Muscle but not sporty
>Strict but slutty
Either a contradiction or you are looking to be cucked
>Slutty but not a single mother
Coming user that's bound to happen
>Closet pervert and slutty
Either she is open about being a degenerate or not
>Slutty, religious, and wine
How the hell do those go together
>Muscle
Just be gay

This chart is social media proof.

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>busty
>wide hips
>doting
>muscle
>free space: lactating

I can't read and don't know what five means