Tfw no pure, cute, innocent user frens to hold hands with

>tfw no pure, cute, innocent user frens to hold hands with

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Ill only be ur friend if its with privileges and ure cute. If I cant fuck ur boy butt we cant be friends, user

no that's gay, and sex is grose. i just want hand holding + cuddling

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if u want purity and innocence, go to church

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Its not gay if its between the homies. Now open WIIIIDE up or else we cant be friends.

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church can't be the only non-coomer establishment...
no, sexpest, you need to be saved

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We cant be friends with that attitude user. Its 2k22 and frankly, you shouldnt be so opposed to some fun in a friendship

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I be ur friend Irang

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but why can't you just be pure and cute, this is out of hand

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Silly user, Its just a formality. We can do pure and cute stuff too but only if youre ready to let me use ur throat and ass too every once in a while. See it ad a proof that youre ready to do anything for our friendship. If youre cute/a good boy we can also cuddle/watch series or go eat outside together

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Dont get me wrong, user. These wouldnt be dates so its not gay. Just some friends with benefits doing some friends activities, so really its 100% straight.

i only want frens to cuddle and hold hands with, anything more is too impure, degenerate

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im pure, cute and innocent but im a boy and i want a girl fren because i dont have one and i wonder what its like to have a pure, cute and innocent girl fren so my chances are as slim as richter 11 earthquake hitting the earth within the next twenty minutes

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well, there are more cute pure innocent girls than boys, there is still a chance

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Thats very boring of you. Thats relationship stuff, which would be pretty gay desu. If you want to keep a friendship healthy, you need to keep it realistic and mix in some sexual acts too to keep the sexual tensions low. Thats what all friends do, user.
>too impure, degenerate
Youre seriously this moralistic in 2k22? Even the catholic church said homosexuality goes hand in hand with heterosexuality. Doing some fwb stuff is very much pure and alright

really? ive found so many more (apparently) cute, pure, innocent boys than girls (i cant recall any that i knew personally...) but maybe thats just my bad luck
but thank you, that gives me hope

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I'm not sure if I'm pure, cute, innocent
but we can hold hands if you want :3
btw how's your day ?

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i don't care if it's gay or straight, sexual stuff is just boring and cringe
hmm, well i remember growing up, guys would always be more crude and dirty than the girls, but probably online pure boys are more common
yes let's hold hands :)
also hello again, i switched threads to escape the spammer, don't tell him i'm here

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Shoo, or I shall crush you with a slipper like this mouse
I will be your fren user. I am so godforsaken lonely.

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not them but i happen to be a mouse, please crush me with multiple slippers. also say mean things thx

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is that a dead mouse? you took the picture? and thanks fren, i'm glad you'll take my offer

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You said it was gay in Sexual stuff might be boring and cringe to you but only bc u had bad experiences. Thats the part u do for me, and in return Id do stuff that I might deem boring which you want to do. If we only did what both of us liked wed probably get barely anything done user.
Fuck you. Ill crush your balls like theyre balloons

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maybe we are just not compatible then, you're pressuring like a rapist, when instead i could just find a cute and pure user to hold hands with instead

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