I Got A GF

My depression is gone , cleaned my room , got my work done and my lifts in gym improved increased by a lot . Anons getting a gf makes u view the world better. The color in life has came back anons im never returning here again . Bye bye virgins

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originally get the fuck out normalfag

Im still a virgin but my gf wanna take thing slow so far she let me hold her hand but im sure Ill get the chance of slamming that pussy . I wanna ask her body count but from what I know asking a girl her body count is how u ruin any Chance of building a relationship so im holding off . Weve been dating for 2 weeks

Were going to movies tomorrow

stop you dont even know how triggering this is to women too you fucker
would my life be better with a boyfriend, yes
would his life be better , no
i fucking hate being mentally ill
i just want a companion
fuck you user
i miss hugging
i just want someone to watch movies with, discuss books, stargaze and make homework with
if i killed myself today it is your fault

im sorry for screaming at you user
im happy for you
ascend my boy
be better and treat her wonderfully

shut the fuck up who-
redeemed. carry on

When I assemble my biomechanical robot army, you will be the first to go.

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good job bro. i hope you two can stay happy together

thank you
it will be a merciful death

I wanna kiss her during the movie theaters I never kissed a girl how do I go on about to take a kiss

Presumably. They say a tac shotgun to the brain is the quickest way to go out.

lol you are asking the wrong guy. good luck though

great at what time could you come by
one way is you could ask her

Wouldnt it be more sexy if I suprise her with a kiss

yes but its cute to ask
what type of girl is she cute or sexy

I'm not a virgin but it's been 3 years and 6 months since I last had sex but I'm hoping this year will be the year (I'm 19 btw)

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pathetic whore. you faked to go to sleep to avoid replying.
ADMIT YOUR WHORISH PAST, IMPURE WOMAN

>great at what time could you come by
Humanoid robots and advanced cybernetics are estimated to be rolled out in around 50 years' time, so maybe don't hold your breath on this one.

Cool dude.

See you in 2 months when she turns out to be a total cunt

More cute I think

People will always say dumb shit like "love won't fix your depression" but it honestly would. After 3 years and 6 months of no gf, I have become far more cynical of the world.

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i had a nightmare
and now cant go to sleep or wont be able to for a day or two

>Just go to a bar.
I went to 2 bars near me. Only old men there.

Can confirm, this is exactly what it feels like to have a g.f.
I envy you but also am happy for you, go user, shine boldly but keep in mind, it may not last for long, so be productive and cherish what you have.

>would his life be better , no
Says who?
I'd be more than happy to be thy bf. But thou wouldest never date me for I am a non-white shitskin.
Miscreant.

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i dont care how people look
the man shouldnt be pretty, i can be pretty for two
i just want to be loved until i die
i want a nice smart guy
and if someone suggests edating im gonna kms i dont have discord

sorry OP im gonna get lost, bringing the mood down
i wish you the best, give her a hug from me

im just going to cry and read a bunch of /lit/ and /sci/ threads and pretend the boys that wrote them are my boyfriends

Psychiatrists used to tell mentally unwell men to get a gf. Now they give you drugs.
Also there's more men than women lole. OP I'll see you in two years.

I know im some looser user on Any Forums but if your willing to hear me out heres my discord

Girls hiding their body count is how they rope you in, let you get attached, and then they hope you won't freak out when they tell you they spent their entire life before you getting blacked in gang bangs.